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(KHOU Houston)   "Guttierez never got her glasses or cell phone back. But she made sure she did take pictures of the injuries to her face, and pictures of the two sandwiches, just in case police needed that for evidence"   (khou.com) divider line 25
    More: Strange, Guttierez, Subway, Bellaire, sandwich shop  
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2013-02-16 09:32:16 AM
Seriously, she totally skimped on the vegetables.
 
2013-02-16 09:32:40 AM
Quick thinking and good for her.

People who complain about Subway sandwiches are the worst of the worst. If you want to get top shelf sandwiches, you're in the wrong farking restaurant.
 
2013-02-16 09:36:03 AM
They should have called the
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2013-02-16 09:36:07 AM
AverageAmericanGuy:  If you want to get top shelf sandwiches, you're in the wrong farking restaurant.

Now that's a corporate slogan if never I heard one!
 
2013-02-16 09:37:47 AM
These morons got it all wrong. Everyone knows you always got to beat women before they make with the sammiches, how else will you taste their sweet tears mingled with the other fixings?
 
2013-02-16 09:48:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Quick thinking and good for her.

People who complain about Subway sandwiches are the worst of the worst. If you want to get top shelf sandwiches, you're in the wrong farking restaurant.


There's such a thing as "top shelf" sandwiches?
 
2013-02-16 09:50:40 AM
You know, I'd probably do the same thing in her situation.
 
2013-02-16 09:59:46 AM

WhippingBoy: AverageAmericanGuy: Quick thinking and good for her.

People who complain about Subway sandwiches are the worst of the worst. If you want to get top shelf sandwiches, you're in the wrong farking restaurant.

There's such a thing as "top shelf" sandwiches?


Subway is the "well" of sandwiches.
Publix subs are "premium" 
Your local Italian or Jewish deli will have top shelf.
 
2013-02-16 10:14:12 AM
At first, I thought those people must be crazy.  Then I saw the picture of the sandwiches.  That's just terrible.  When you save up all month to have a special night out and someone presents you with such a pathetic meal, what else are you supposed to do?
 
2013-02-16 10:18:38 AM
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2013-02-16 10:19:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: People who complain about Subway sandwiches are the worst of the worst. If you want to get top shelf sandwiches, you're in the wrong farking restaurant.


If you're that picky about your veggies on your sammies, you should probably learn to make your own.

/I want a jalepeno popper grilled cheese sammich now
//or a buffalo chicken grilled cheese
///OM NOM NOM NOM @ sammies for breakfast!
 
2013-02-16 10:26:05 AM
You robbed a Sandwich Artist. Nice crime spree there, Bonnie and Clyde.
 
2013-02-16 10:30:22 AM
If you've done nothing wrong and the customer asks for your name, give it to them.

/not excusing these customers
 
2013-02-16 10:33:38 AM
How do you take pics without a cell phone/
 
2013-02-16 10:36:56 AM

BarkingUnicorn: How do you take pics without a cell phone/


I know.  I wish they would invent a device that had just the camera part of the phone.
 
2013-02-16 10:37:22 AM

BarkingUnicorn: How do you take pics without a cell phone/


I don't know about you, but I use a camera. Back in the day, you didn't have to have a cell phone to have a camera as well.

/she also could have borrowed another employee's cell and/or camera
 
2013-02-16 10:41:34 AM
I didnt see a single vegetable on the sandwich that little coont made. Also poor dude didnt do a goddamned thing and is in jail cause of the other little coont.


/coonts/
 
2013-02-16 10:50:57 AM
media.khou.com

It's not unheard of for elf gangers to knock over a Stuffer Shack, but this run was just pathetic.
 
2013-02-16 11:02:17 AM
Why can't Fark just concentrate on covering news items that happen in the United States?

Texas is NOT part of the United States.
 
2013-02-16 01:00:51 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: [media.khou.com image 600x333]

It's not unheard of for elf gangers to knock over a Stuffer Shack, but this run was just pathetic.


Yes, but never deal with a dragon...
 
2013-02-16 07:28:09 PM

ItchyBrother: Why can't Fark just concentrate on covering news items that happen in the United States?

Texas is NOT part of the United States.


It's likely that you don't even realize the myriad of ways that this would hurt the United States, if true. For one, Houston is a major port. You like getting cheap crap from China? Much of it enters the US through Texas. Also, Texas provides electricity to neighboring states, and we're a net contributor as far as Federal revenue goes. But hey, we're ready and willing to make your statement the truth. Then we could find out cui bono.
 
2013-02-16 08:24:36 PM
See? See?  They even write like furrineers there, too!
 
2013-02-16 08:38:39 PM
A better picture of the heinous sandwich artist assaulter.
sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net

I'd hit it before it hit me.

Hot
 
2013-02-16 11:02:30 PM
Gee, an assault on Hillcroft and Bellaire, suprised nobody was shot. Theres a reason that area of Houston is called 'the armpit'.

Great place to go for a fake Rolex your car (piece by piece), or a good ol ass kicking.
 
2013-02-17 06:32:51 PM
I'd like to give her some sandwich meat.

/penis
 
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