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(Mercury News)   Meteor seen in California skies. EVERYBODY PANIC   (mercurynews.com) divider line 28
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2013-02-16 09:11:07 AM
8 votes:
Let's burn down the observatory so this never happens again!
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2013-02-16 09:26:21 AM
4 votes:
Russia, Cuba, and now California? The Communist meteor trifecta is complete!
2013-02-16 09:18:35 AM
4 votes:
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Was it this guy?
2013-02-16 12:00:26 PM
2 votes:
img192.imageshack.us

And what you fail to realize is my ship meteor ... is dragging mines!
2013-02-16 09:30:13 AM
2 votes:

WordsnCollision: Ima4nic8or: You have to approach any story coming from the Murky News with some skepticism.

www.wingedmessenger.net

If one of those hit Cuba, how could you tell?
2013-02-16 09:21:43 AM
2 votes:

Ima4nic8or: You have to approach any story coming from the Murky News with some skepticism.


www.wingedmessenger.net
2013-02-16 02:08:28 PM
1 votes:

Kevin72: A lot more than two.

It's 3. They've been embargoing the news of the Cuban one.


3 is not "a lot more than two". It's about as little more-than-two as you can be. Keep counting...

i.imgur.com
2013-02-16 01:40:46 PM
1 votes:

rev. dave: So Cuba, Russia, and now California.   It suggests the asteroid had a few fragments travelling with it that we did not see.


And that God aimed them at godless Communists and libby lib liberal Democrats.
2013-02-16 12:33:37 PM
1 votes:
erthstationone.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-16 12:02:26 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: The end times are here! Repent!
The end is nigh! Believe in Jesus and
Be spared the death and sorrow of
The Tribulation!
God loves you.
Won't you love Him?
Or will you die and burn in Hell?


My biggest regret, upon discovering the world ending will be that I didn't do enough to crush religion and make fundamentalists feel bad about themselves/cry more.

Ill take hell over you smarmy Jesus farks.
2013-02-16 11:59:00 AM
1 votes:
furplanet.com
2013-02-16 11:03:35 AM
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: One fun idea, just to see atheist heads explode, would be to fund the research to do a gigantic hoax, where a ginormous hologram of the Four Horseman would flash across the skies. Or maybe just a giant eyeball, or even an entire "old bearded white guy" face, looking down, frowning.


Surely, you meant theist heads exploding? I'd think most atheists would view it skeptically and try to explain it rationally, and would likely see through the hoax; it's the magic-believers who would unquestionably accept it for what you purport it to be, and therefore would shiat themselves in either fear or delight...
2013-02-16 10:39:18 AM
1 votes:
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2013-02-16 10:29:03 AM
1 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com
/the new oblig?
2013-02-16 10:28:59 AM
1 votes:
Actually, I'm not supposed to say anything about this, but with all the recent meteor events that have been reported, it's the events you haven't read about that you should be worried about. Right now, there are at least two or three large meteors on a collision course with Earth that we know about but we haven't told the general public because we can't do anything to stop them and we don't want to induce a panic.
2013-02-16 10:04:32 AM
1 votes:
The one in Russia was St, Reagan in the skies, crapping out an awesome meteor turd upon the Ruskies. The one in Cuba was St. JFK reminding Fidel he's still watching. The one in California was both of the former, telling Charlie Sheen to stop being a man-whore.
2013-02-16 09:59:43 AM
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: AverageAmericanGuy: The end times are here! Repent!
The end is nigh! Believe in Jesus and
Be spared the death and sorrow of
The Tribulation!
God loves you.
Won't you love Him?
Or will you die and burn in Hell?

I've had random daydreams occasionally of what I'd do with the money if I hit a Powerball jackpot of half a billion.

One fun idea, just to see atheist heads explode, would be to fund the research to do a gigantic hoax, where a ginormous hologram of the Four Horseman would flash across the skies. Or maybe just a giant eyeball, or even an entire "old bearded white guy" face, looking down, frowning.

Come on, you know the reactions would be funny...

Possibly even more fun would be to do one of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or  cthulhu.  And then just kick back and watch the screaming panic.

The inner kid in me.......


Kickstart it and I'll pledge $25.

Depending on what I'd get for it, of course.
2013-02-16 09:45:09 AM
1 votes:

rev. dave: GRCooper: rev. dave: So Cuba, Russia, and now California.   It suggests the asteroid had a few fragments travelling with it that we did not see.

Not even remotely does it suggedt that.

/hint; the Earth is moving very very fast

Yes I know that.  But I had to take some artistic license with the facts...


Nah, you wiped your ass with the facts :)

Those rocks were millions of kilometers apart. It's like driving nonstop up I95, getting bird shiat on your car in DC, Philly and NYC and not only assuming it was from the same bird, but from the same bowel movement

/do birds have bowels?
//yeah, I need to hit the can
///I mean, I really need to take the Browns to the Superbowl. Now.
2013-02-16 09:44:40 AM
1 votes:

mrinfoguy: Tyrone Slothrop: Any being that sends people to hell isn't worthy of being loved.

 I disagree. You deserve to be loved. Don't sell yourself so short.


Are you asking if I'm a god? Because the answer is yes.
2013-02-16 09:35:06 AM
1 votes:

GRCooper: /hint; the Earth is moving very very fast


Weeeeeeeeeee!!!
2013-02-16 09:34:24 AM
1 votes:

Marshmallow Jones: Oh for farks sake.  Get ready for a week or so of non-stop news stories about people recording meteors with their phones.   Here's a hint - go in your backyard late at night, look up for a while, you'll probably see one. At least one or twice per week if you're lucky,


Getting people to look up from their iPhones?

IT'S A MIRACLE!
2013-02-16 09:31:53 AM
1 votes:

WxGuy1: Is this the new "thing"? Every time a fireball is spotted somewhere in the world, we're going to be seeing a myriad of news mentions about it, thereby making it seem as though this is some extremely rare event? Got it.


There haven't been any plane crashes or shark attacks lately. Something's got to fill the void.
2013-02-16 09:26:03 AM
1 votes:

rev. dave: So Cuba, Russia, and now California.   It suggests the asteroid had a few fragments travelling with it that we did not see.


Why does this meteor hate socialist places?
2013-02-16 09:21:16 AM
1 votes:
This is clearly Russia's retaliation for the 'missle strike' we did on them.
2013-02-16 09:19:32 AM
1 votes:

Mock26: Thank you, Bruce Willis, for saving us yet again!


Curse you, Bruce Willis, for saving them yet again!
2013-02-16 09:13:08 AM
1 votes:
Well there's this: US dash-cams are far more artsy than the Russian's.
2013-02-16 09:11:58 AM
1 votes:
The end times are here! Repent!
The end is nigh! Believe in Jesus and
Be spared the death and sorrow of
The Tribulation!
God loves you.
Won't you love Him?
Or will you die and burn in Hell?
2013-02-16 09:10:47 AM
1 votes:
Thank you, Bruce Willis, for saving us yet again!
 
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