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(News 10 Albany)   It's just not a school assembly until your smokin' hot mom gets on stage and starts stripping. With mug shot   ( divider line
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27636 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2013 at 1:32 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-16 12:51:56 AM  
5 votes:

*Clicks link, sees pic of woman*

2013-02-16 12:10:40 AM  
4 votes:
2013-02-16 02:10:30 AM  
3 votes:
2013-02-16 01:41:30 AM  
3 votes:
I was going to ask how that was endangering the welfare of a minor, but then I noticed the eye and realized that soon that school was going to be overrun by Uruk-hai until the One Ring is found.

/Seriously, look at her left eye and tell me you don't hear the black speech of Mordor.
2013-02-16 01:37:47 AM  
3 votes:
*clicks link, looks at mugshot*
2013-02-16 12:03:38 AM  
3 votes:
Gentle readers, it would behove you to rely on your imaginations rather than looking at the mugshot.

/trust me on this
2013-02-16 07:34:35 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-16 03:07:55 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-16 02:04:34 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder how big her boobs are.
2013-02-16 01:52:57 AM  
2 votes:
She should have been charged with haunting every future boner those boys will ever have.

/Poor kids...those...that...eye.
2013-02-16 01:51:51 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-16 01:44:24 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-16 01:35:20 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-16 06:37:57 PM  
1 vote:
"Which one o' y'all kicked me?"
2013-02-16 11:18:53 AM  
1 vote:
I can only assume "smokin' hot" was a thermal assessment.
2013-02-16 09:23:13 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-16 04:30:17 AM  
1 vote:

NJR_ZA: Subby is again confusing "burn it with fire"  with "smokin' hot"

Well, if you do one, then the other kind of occurs anyway.
2013-02-16 03:31:12 AM  
1 vote:
Subby is again confusing "burn it with fire"  with "smokin' hot"
2013-02-16 02:37:49 AM  
1 vote:
Taking the bag off of her head was the last straw.
2013-02-16 02:33:30 AM  
1 vote:
Not Stacy's mom
2013-02-16 02:01:50 AM  
1 vote:
She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.
2013-02-16 01:53:53 AM  
1 vote:
*clicks on link*
2013-02-16 01:53:14 AM  
1 vote:

Didn't seem to help much, did it?
2013-02-16 01:52:06 AM  
1 vote:
Smoking hot? What are YOU smoking, subby?
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