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(News 10 Albany)   It's just not a school assembly until your smokin' hot mom gets on stage and starts stripping. With mug shot   ( divider line
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27638 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2013 at 1:32 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-16 12:03:38 AM  
6 votes:
Gentle readers, it would behove you to rely on your imaginations rather than looking at the mugshot.

/trust me on this
2013-02-16 01:51:51 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-16 01:44:24 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-16 01:38:33 AM  
2 votes:
At least it's not Honey Boo Boo's mom.
2013-02-16 03:31:12 AM  
1 vote:
Subby is again confusing "burn it with fire"  with "smokin' hot"
2013-02-16 03:07:55 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-16 02:43:04 AM  
1 vote:
A woman takes her shirt off, is charged with 8 crimes, the school forms a crisis team, puts counselors in every classroom, and the local news publishes her picture and name everywhere.


I don't even know where to begin. There's no crisis without this being made a crisis. I mean the only thing you would say to the kids is, "Yeah, she took her shirt off, that was funny, huh?"

And the only thing you need to do with the woman is ask her, "Hey, why did you take your shirt off?" I wonder if anyone asked her before calling the police.

Maybe she was having a sudden neurological problem. I mean something's not right with her eyes, at the least.

And do we really need to keep embarrassing people like this and ruining their lives?

I mean any of us is liable to freak out from time to time and do something weird. I'd like to live in a world where little freak-outs like this don't make the news.
2013-02-16 02:01:50 AM  
1 vote:
She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.
2013-02-16 01:53:14 AM  
1 vote:
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Didn't seem to help much, did it?
2013-02-16 01:43:27 AM  
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if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?
2013-02-16 01:35:20 AM  
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2013-02-16 01:14:56 AM  
1 vote:
You know, I keep telling myself I'll never click on these headlines, yet I always do.
2013-02-16 12:51:56 AM  
1 vote:

*Clicks link, sees pic of woman*

2013-02-15 11:58:39 PM  
1 vote:
Remind me not to touch myself.
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