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(News 10 Albany)   It's just not a school assembly until your smokin' hot mom gets on stage and starts stripping. With mug shot   (news10.com) divider line 109
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2013-02-16 03:02:24 AM  
"Aydrea"... is that your name or your condition?
 
2013-02-16 03:03:07 AM  

log_jammin: I wonder how big her boobs are.


"She was charged with seven counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child"

Apparently pretty big if her dancing was causing them to endanger children.

/Can't think of any other reason for those charges, they already got her for lewdness.
 
2013-02-16 03:03:38 AM  
IT'S PRONOUNCED SHAW-TEED!
 
2013-02-16 03:05:02 AM  
Sick tag is for how this woman's evident neurological disorder will be ignored while she sits in jail.
 
2013-02-16 03:07:55 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-16 03:11:20 AM  

Gawdzila: log_jammin: I wonder how big her boobs are.

"She was charged with seven counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child"


Bravo!
 
2013-02-16 03:16:02 AM  
Cocaine is a helluva drug
 
2013-02-16 03:19:35 AM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 320x283]


best "well played" post that  I have made this day. Kudos
 
2013-02-16 03:21:35 AM  

swingerofbirches: A woman takes her shirt off, is charged with 8 crimes, the school forms a crisis team, puts counselors in every classroom, and the local news publishes her picture and name everywhere.

Oy.

I don't even know where to begin. There's no crisis without this being made a crisis. I mean the only thing you would say to the kids is, "Yeah, she took her shirt off, that was funny, huh?"

And the only thing you need to do with the woman is ask her, "Hey, why did you take your shirt off?" I wonder if anyone asked her before calling the police.

Maybe she was having a sudden neurological problem. I mean something's not right with her eyes, at the least.

And do we really need to keep embarrassing people like this and ruining their lives?

I mean any of us is liable to freak out from time to time and do something weird. I'd like to live in a world where little freak-outs like this don't make the news.


BINGO!
 
2013-02-16 03:31:12 AM  
Subby is again confusing "burn it with fire"  with "smokin' hot"
 
2013-02-16 03:34:46 AM  
swingerofbirches: I'd like to live in a world where little freak-outs like this don't make the news

Step one: Avoid this website like the plague.
 
2013-02-16 03:44:41 AM  
I'll just leave this classic here. NSFW

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f43_1304188628&comments=1
 
2013-02-16 04:01:45 AM  
Smokin' crack. She's more cross eyed than Shaq and Lucy Liu put together.
 
2013-02-16 04:04:30 AM  
Well she doesn't lookcrazy.
 
2013-02-16 04:25:15 AM  

othmar: if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?


God bless you, Othmar. You've saved lives here today.

Subby, that wasn't smoke, it was fumes.
 
2013-02-16 04:28:09 AM  

Sgygus: Gentle readers, it would behove you to rely on your imaginations rather than looking at the mugshot.

/trust me on this


Looked about like I would expect someone crazy enough to get up and start stripping in an Elementary school would look, honestly.  It's like, almost a cartoonist doing an expression standard for "crazy".
 
2013-02-16 04:30:17 AM  

NJR_ZA: Subby is again confusing "burn it with fire"  with "smokin' hot"


Well, if you do one, then the other kind of occurs anyway.

www.informationenergymedicine-academy.com
 
2013-02-16 04:33:59 AM  
Well, no one's mug shot pic is going to be flattering; but I think the submitter is referring to the smoking hot crack she was experimenting with repeatedly.  There are, of course, literally millions of women in the world who could be described as smoking hot if they had the convenient paper bag placed in the proper place.
 
2013-02-16 04:39:55 AM  
Man what a fugly woman!
 
2013-02-16 06:17:11 AM  

Boloxor the Insipid: America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?


Did you see the pic of this lady? I'm pretty sure I'd be traumatized and I'm an adult.
 
2013-02-16 06:20:27 AM  
As I waited for the page to load, I noticed the first three words of the URL in its simplicity: police woman undressed. Really??

Frankly I was disappointed.
 
2013-02-16 06:27:14 AM  

boinkingbill: Man what a fugly woman!


Amen. FOUL!
 
2013-02-16 06:31:23 AM  
Back in my day the best we could do was National Geographic. This is just the live version.
 
2013-02-16 06:51:01 AM  
Is she related to the Assholes on Spaceball One?
 
2013-02-16 06:57:04 AM  
Subby:  Raise your standards.
 
2013-02-16 07:00:43 AM  
Well I am sure she did help all the other women there feel better about their looks.  Men too.
 
2013-02-16 07:16:17 AM  
All I could think of:
25.media.tumblr.com
"He's got hydrogen psychosis... the crazy eye!
...Steve! They say you've got crazy eye!
...GET HIM OUT OF THE FARKING WATER!"
 
2013-02-16 07:20:36 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: [imgboot.com image 240x300]

Didn't seem to help much, did it?


doublebagger!
 
2013-02-16 07:25:08 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: [imgboot.com image 240x300]

Didn't seem to help much, did it?



   if that face and the attitude in those eyes could,somehow,be packaged....Now,right there is all the birth control one could ever want..
 
2013-02-16 07:27:17 AM  

NJR_ZA: Subby is again confusing "burn it with fire"  with "smokin' hot"


No, Subby is again confusing Feb 2013 for Feb 2012 when the "smokin' hot" joke started getting tired.
 
2013-02-16 07:34:35 AM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-02-16 07:40:50 AM  
Seven counts of endangering the welfare of children... hmm...where did that number come from? Did she try to smother 7 different motorboating kiddos with her mams?  I think a charge of public lewdness would have been enough.
 
2013-02-16 07:45:40 AM  
www.shotpix.com

Approves.
 
2013-02-16 07:52:03 AM  
users.content.ytmnd.com
 
2013-02-16 08:01:34 AM  

wombatsrus: [www.shotpix.com image 261x640]

Approves.


I am convinced that this woman would rip my dick in half and teach me a few things I had never hence suspected were possible.

/not even farking kidding here: i see why slave owners farked their slaves
//farking GORGEOUS
 
2013-02-16 08:07:40 AM  

wombatsrus: [www.shotpix.com image 261x640]

Approves.



     who dat?
 
2013-02-16 08:20:05 AM  

Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.


Seriously. Some of these farkers are so sensitive.
 
2013-02-16 08:44:04 AM  

Boloxor the Insipid: America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?


Because the naked body and sex is DURR-DEE and Jesus said so and we can't have anyone seeing that or Jesus will be upset and send us all to HELL
 
2013-02-16 08:49:59 AM  
All women are beautiful...

/except this one.
 
2013-02-16 08:57:50 AM  
Looks like one of the pre sign of the apocalypse!!!
 
2013-02-16 08:59:21 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Boloxor the Insipid: America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?

Because the naked body and sex is DURR-DEE and Jesus said so and we can't have anyone seeing that or Jesus will be upset and send us all to HELL


As a recalcitrant near-right-wing Protestant, I demand you provide the exact quotations where Jesus Christ said the naked body is anathema.
 
ecl
2013-02-16 09:21:54 AM  

casual disregard: Day_Old_Dutchie: Boloxor the Insipid: America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?

Because the naked body and sex is DURR-DEE and Jesus said so and we can't have anyone seeing that or Jesus will be upset and send us all to HELL

As a recalcitrant near-right-wing Protestant, I demand you provide the exact quotations where Jesus Christ said the naked body is anathema.


GENESIS 1:1 And lo and behold her naked body lay before Jesus Christus Rex and he said "I don't know what Anathema means but I'm pretty sure I know it when I see it."
 
2013-02-16 09:22:27 AM  
Smokin' Hot?    She looks burned!
 
2013-02-16 09:23:13 AM  
ooo0
 
2013-02-16 09:32:50 AM  

LookForTheArrow: fusillade762: Shadowtag: the black speech of Mordor.

That's racist?

fail. Not Racist: Black fell over the valley like a terminator out for Conner"  Racist: "The blacks of Mordor loved Sauron".

You can do this. I believe in you.


Black speech patterns often indicate a lack for cultural awareness.That's not racist right?
 
2013-02-16 09:35:25 AM  

BeSerious: Sick tag is for how this woman's evident neurological disorder will be ignored while she sits in jail.


An excess of recreational pharmaceuticals is not a neurological disorder.
 
2013-02-16 09:39:40 AM  
Elementary school assembly? Are you guys talking about elementary school assembly? I don't think that is what I think it is
 
2013-02-16 09:43:00 AM  
www.myteespot.com
 
2013-02-16 10:25:47 AM  
Its always the pretty, quiet ones that you have to watch out for
 
2013-02-16 10:51:35 AM  

othmar: [ts2.mm.bing.net image 300x187]


if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?


I would think some less attractive women might have minded.
 
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