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2013-02-15 11:58:39 PM
Remind me not to touch myself.
 
2013-02-16 12:03:38 AM
Gentle readers, it would behove you to rely on your imaginations rather than looking at the mugshot.

/trust me on this
 
2013-02-16 12:10:40 AM
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
 
2013-02-16 12:31:10 AM
Not. Hot.
 
2013-02-16 12:33:53 AM

Sgygus: Gentle readers, it would behove you to rely on your imaginations rather than looking at the mugshot.

/trust me on this


I really wish I had taken your advice.

Can't unsee. Arrrrrgh!
 
2013-02-16 12:45:45 AM
Are you a wizard?
 
2013-02-16 12:51:56 AM
BEST. SCHOOL. ASSEMBLY. EVAR!

*Clicks link, sees pic of woman*

WORST. SCHOOL. ASSEMBLY. EVAR!
 
2013-02-16 01:14:56 AM
You know, I keep telling myself I'll never click on these headlines, yet I always do.
 
2013-02-16 01:35:20 AM
wten.images.worldnow.com
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-16 01:36:03 AM
One of these days, I'll learn to read the comments before clicking one of these "smoking hot" links.
 
2013-02-16 01:37:47 AM
*clicks link, looks at mugshot*

www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-02-16 01:38:33 AM
At least it's not Honey Boo Boo's mom.
 
2013-02-16 01:41:30 AM
I was going to ask how that was endangering the welfare of a minor, but then I noticed the eye and realized that soon that school was going to be overrun by Uruk-hai until the One Ring is found.

/Seriously, look at her left eye and tell me you don't hear the black speech of Mordor.
 
2013-02-16 01:42:35 AM
America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?
 
2013-02-16 01:43:27 AM
ts2.mm.bing.net


if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?
 
2013-02-16 01:44:24 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 01:47:31 AM
The crisis team's gonna be working overtime for a while.
 
2013-02-16 01:49:47 AM
who is she looking at?
Or, is the singular not appropriate?
 
2013-02-16 01:51:51 AM
api.ning.com
 
2013-02-16 01:52:06 AM
www.romhack.net
Smoking hot? What are YOU smoking, subby?
 
2013-02-16 01:52:57 AM
She should have been charged with haunting every future boner those boys will ever have.

/Poor kids...those...that...eye.
 
2013-02-16 01:53:14 AM
imgboot.com

Didn't seem to help much, did it?
 
2013-02-16 01:53:53 AM
*clicks on link*


media.comicvine.com
 
2013-02-16 01:57:54 AM

Shadowtag: the black speech of Mordor.


That's racist?
 
2013-02-16 02:01:50 AM
She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.
 
2013-02-16 02:04:34 AM
I wonder how big her boobs are.
 
2013-02-16 02:05:59 AM
Bunshole subby.
 
2013-02-16 02:10:30 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 02:10:42 AM

fusillade762: Shadowtag: the black speech of Mordor.

That's racist?


fail. Not Racist: Black fell over the valley like a terminator out for Conner"  Racist: "The blacks of Mordor loved Sauron".

You can do this. I believe in you.
 
2013-02-16 02:11:58 AM

Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.


That's why you are in green
 
2013-02-16 02:21:32 AM

Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.


This is... true.
Nasty but true.
 
2013-02-16 02:22:14 AM
Boobs, oh the horror... meh
 
2013-02-16 02:25:18 AM
I know the joke of the meme is that she's not really "smokin' hot", but Jesus Christ.
 
2013-02-16 02:26:45 AM

Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.


I remember they'd cancel 6th period to have assemblies, and the busses came after.  You didn't have to go, but if you wanted a ride home, you had to wait.

So I walked.
 
2013-02-16 02:27:01 AM
That is the oldest 24 in history.
 
2013-02-16 02:27:09 AM
Oh my
 
2013-02-16 02:30:02 AM
www.miataturbo.net
 
2013-02-16 02:31:08 AM

unicron702: Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.

I remember they'd cancel 6th period to have assemblies, and the busses came after.  You didn't have to go, but if you wanted a ride home, you had to wait.

So I walked.


'Busses' = kisses. 'Buses' = plural of bus.
 
2013-02-16 02:33:30 AM
Not Stacy's mom
 
2013-02-16 02:37:07 AM

othmar: [ts2.mm.bing.net image 300x187]


if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?


if it was hottie there I'd been to busy to read the commnets, but arrest her just the same
 
2013-02-16 02:37:49 AM
Taking the bag off of her head was the last straw.
 
2013-02-16 02:39:25 AM

amos_moses: Not Stacy's mom


Shaniqua's mom, got it going on.
 
2013-02-16 02:43:04 AM
A woman takes her shirt off, is charged with 8 crimes, the school forms a crisis team, puts counselors in every classroom, and the local news publishes her picture and name everywhere.

Oy.

I don't even know where to begin. There's no crisis without this being made a crisis. I mean the only thing you would say to the kids is, "Yeah, she took her shirt off, that was funny, huh?"

And the only thing you need to do with the woman is ask her, "Hey, why did you take your shirt off?" I wonder if anyone asked her before calling the police.

Maybe she was having a sudden neurological problem. I mean something's not right with her eyes, at the least.

And do we really need to keep embarrassing people like this and ruining their lives?

I mean any of us is liable to freak out from time to time and do something weird. I'd like to live in a world where little freak-outs like this don't make the news.
 
2013-02-16 02:52:06 AM

othmar: [ts2.mm.bing.net image 300x187]


if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?


Thanks for the eyebleach.  I really needed it after seeing the mugshot of that beast.
 
2013-02-16 02:52:18 AM
"No behavior that anyone encountered during the assembly and she spent the time talking to the principal having perfectly normal conversation."

Wat?
 
2013-02-16 02:55:15 AM
interpretive dance ain't a crime.
 
2013-02-16 02:56:22 AM
She has a kid in school... And she's 24? To be in kindergarten a child must be at least six.

Sheesh! Babies having babies...
 
2013-02-16 02:56:25 AM

swingerofbirches: I mean any of us is liable to freak out from time to time and do something weird. I'd like to live in a world where little freak-outs like this don't make the news


Hint: change country, or ya know, turn off the media stream and go for a walk

// yea, Im still working on this theory, it is KIND OF working, but it is hard to avoid the BS that counts as news in every nation I have tried, still trying more.
 
2013-02-16 02:58:33 AM

StopLurkListen: She has a kid in school... And she's 24? To be in kindergarten a child must be at least six.

Sheesh! Babies having babies...


Six is not kindergarten age, it is grade one age
18 is not a baby, its just a damned good thing to avoid
 
2013-02-16 03:00:07 AM

StopLurkListen: She has a kid in school... And she's 24? To be in kindergarten a child must be at least six.

Sheesh! Babies having babies...


Not to argue the overall point, but where did you get 6 from? I graduated HS when I was 18, which means I turned 7 in first grade, which means I started kindergarten when I was 5 (and was five right until this time of year).
 
2013-02-16 03:02:24 AM
"Aydrea"... is that your name or your condition?
 
2013-02-16 03:03:07 AM

log_jammin: I wonder how big her boobs are.


"She was charged with seven counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child"

Apparently pretty big if her dancing was causing them to endanger children.

/Can't think of any other reason for those charges, they already got her for lewdness.
 
2013-02-16 03:03:38 AM
IT'S PRONOUNCED SHAW-TEED!
 
2013-02-16 03:05:02 AM
Sick tag is for how this woman's evident neurological disorder will be ignored while she sits in jail.
 
2013-02-16 03:07:55 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-16 03:11:20 AM

Gawdzila: log_jammin: I wonder how big her boobs are.

"She was charged with seven counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child"


Bravo!
 
2013-02-16 03:16:02 AM
Cocaine is a helluva drug
 
2013-02-16 03:19:35 AM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 320x283]


best "well played" post that  I have made this day. Kudos
 
2013-02-16 03:21:35 AM

swingerofbirches: A woman takes her shirt off, is charged with 8 crimes, the school forms a crisis team, puts counselors in every classroom, and the local news publishes her picture and name everywhere.

Oy.

I don't even know where to begin. There's no crisis without this being made a crisis. I mean the only thing you would say to the kids is, "Yeah, she took her shirt off, that was funny, huh?"

And the only thing you need to do with the woman is ask her, "Hey, why did you take your shirt off?" I wonder if anyone asked her before calling the police.

Maybe she was having a sudden neurological problem. I mean something's not right with her eyes, at the least.

And do we really need to keep embarrassing people like this and ruining their lives?

I mean any of us is liable to freak out from time to time and do something weird. I'd like to live in a world where little freak-outs like this don't make the news.


BINGO!
 
2013-02-16 03:31:12 AM
Subby is again confusing "burn it with fire"  with "smokin' hot"
 
2013-02-16 03:34:46 AM
swingerofbirches: I'd like to live in a world where little freak-outs like this don't make the news

Step one: Avoid this website like the plague.
 
2013-02-16 03:44:41 AM
I'll just leave this classic here. NSFW

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f43_1304188628&comments=1
 
2013-02-16 04:01:45 AM
Smokin' crack. She's more cross eyed than Shaq and Lucy Liu put together.
 
2013-02-16 04:04:30 AM
Well she doesn't lookcrazy.
 
2013-02-16 04:25:15 AM

othmar: if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?


God bless you, Othmar. You've saved lives here today.

Subby, that wasn't smoke, it was fumes.
 
2013-02-16 04:28:09 AM

Sgygus: Gentle readers, it would behove you to rely on your imaginations rather than looking at the mugshot.

/trust me on this


Looked about like I would expect someone crazy enough to get up and start stripping in an Elementary school would look, honestly.  It's like, almost a cartoonist doing an expression standard for "crazy".
 
2013-02-16 04:30:17 AM

NJR_ZA: Subby is again confusing "burn it with fire"  with "smokin' hot"


Well, if you do one, then the other kind of occurs anyway.

www.informationenergymedicine-academy.com
 
2013-02-16 04:33:59 AM
Well, no one's mug shot pic is going to be flattering; but I think the submitter is referring to the smoking hot crack she was experimenting with repeatedly.  There are, of course, literally millions of women in the world who could be described as smoking hot if they had the convenient paper bag placed in the proper place.
 
2013-02-16 04:39:55 AM
Man what a fugly woman!
 
2013-02-16 06:17:11 AM

Boloxor the Insipid: America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?


Did you see the pic of this lady? I'm pretty sure I'd be traumatized and I'm an adult.
 
2013-02-16 06:20:27 AM
As I waited for the page to load, I noticed the first three words of the URL in its simplicity: police woman undressed. Really??

Frankly I was disappointed.
 
2013-02-16 06:27:14 AM

boinkingbill: Man what a fugly woman!


Amen. FOUL!
 
2013-02-16 06:31:23 AM
Back in my day the best we could do was National Geographic. This is just the live version.
 
2013-02-16 06:51:01 AM
Is she related to the Assholes on Spaceball One?
 
2013-02-16 06:57:04 AM
Subby:  Raise your standards.
 
2013-02-16 07:00:43 AM
Well I am sure she did help all the other women there feel better about their looks.  Men too.
 
2013-02-16 07:16:17 AM
All I could think of:
25.media.tumblr.com
"He's got hydrogen psychosis... the crazy eye!
...Steve! They say you've got crazy eye!
...GET HIM OUT OF THE FARKING WATER!"
 
2013-02-16 07:20:36 AM

Herb Utsmelz: [imgboot.com image 240x300]

Didn't seem to help much, did it?


doublebagger!
 
2013-02-16 07:25:08 AM

Herb Utsmelz: [imgboot.com image 240x300]

Didn't seem to help much, did it?



   if that face and the attitude in those eyes could,somehow,be packaged....Now,right there is all the birth control one could ever want..
 
2013-02-16 07:27:17 AM

NJR_ZA: Subby is again confusing "burn it with fire"  with "smokin' hot"


No, Subby is again confusing Feb 2013 for Feb 2012 when the "smokin' hot" joke started getting tired.
 
2013-02-16 07:34:35 AM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-02-16 07:40:50 AM
Seven counts of endangering the welfare of children... hmm...where did that number come from? Did she try to smother 7 different motorboating kiddos with her mams?  I think a charge of public lewdness would have been enough.
 
2013-02-16 07:45:40 AM
www.shotpix.com

Approves.
 
2013-02-16 07:52:03 AM
users.content.ytmnd.com
 
2013-02-16 08:01:34 AM

wombatsrus: [www.shotpix.com image 261x640]

Approves.


I am convinced that this woman would rip my dick in half and teach me a few things I had never hence suspected were possible.

/not even farking kidding here: i see why slave owners farked their slaves
//farking GORGEOUS
 
2013-02-16 08:07:40 AM

wombatsrus: [www.shotpix.com image 261x640]

Approves.



     who dat?
 
2013-02-16 08:20:05 AM

Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.


Seriously. Some of these farkers are so sensitive.
 
2013-02-16 08:44:04 AM

Boloxor the Insipid: America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?


Because the naked body and sex is DURR-DEE and Jesus said so and we can't have anyone seeing that or Jesus will be upset and send us all to HELL
 
2013-02-16 08:49:59 AM
All women are beautiful...

/except this one.
 
2013-02-16 08:57:50 AM
Looks like one of the pre sign of the apocalypse!!!
 
2013-02-16 08:59:21 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Boloxor the Insipid: America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?

Because the naked body and sex is DURR-DEE and Jesus said so and we can't have anyone seeing that or Jesus will be upset and send us all to HELL


As a recalcitrant near-right-wing Protestant, I demand you provide the exact quotations where Jesus Christ said the naked body is anathema.
 
ecl
2013-02-16 09:21:54 AM

casual disregard: Day_Old_Dutchie: Boloxor the Insipid: America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?

Because the naked body and sex is DURR-DEE and Jesus said so and we can't have anyone seeing that or Jesus will be upset and send us all to HELL

As a recalcitrant near-right-wing Protestant, I demand you provide the exact quotations where Jesus Christ said the naked body is anathema.


GENESIS 1:1 And lo and behold her naked body lay before Jesus Christus Rex and he said "I don't know what Anathema means but I'm pretty sure I know it when I see it."
 
2013-02-16 09:22:27 AM
Smokin' Hot?    She looks burned!
 
2013-02-16 09:23:13 AM
ooo0
 
2013-02-16 09:32:50 AM

LookForTheArrow: fusillade762: Shadowtag: the black speech of Mordor.

That's racist?

fail. Not Racist: Black fell over the valley like a terminator out for Conner"  Racist: "The blacks of Mordor loved Sauron".

You can do this. I believe in you.


Black speech patterns often indicate a lack for cultural awareness.That's not racist right?
 
2013-02-16 09:35:25 AM

BeSerious: Sick tag is for how this woman's evident neurological disorder will be ignored while she sits in jail.


An excess of recreational pharmaceuticals is not a neurological disorder.
 
2013-02-16 09:39:40 AM
Elementary school assembly? Are you guys talking about elementary school assembly? I don't think that is what I think it is
 
2013-02-16 09:43:00 AM
www.myteespot.com
 
2013-02-16 10:25:47 AM
Its always the pretty, quiet ones that you have to watch out for
 
2013-02-16 10:51:35 AM

othmar: [ts2.mm.bing.net image 300x187]


if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?


I would think some less attractive women might have minded.
 
2013-02-16 11:18:53 AM
I can only assume "smokin' hot" was a thermal assessment.
 
2013-02-16 11:24:23 AM
If you thought this article was about anything other than a hairy wildebeest with more pills in her stomach than teeth in her mouth, you really must be new here.
 
2013-02-16 11:32:43 AM
Okay, if that's not the winning mugshot of 2013, then I do not want to see  the winning mugshot of 2013
 
2013-02-16 12:13:49 PM
Maybe she thought they were doin a Harlem Shake video?
 
2013-02-16 03:23:51 PM
She was charged with seven counts of Endangering the Welfare of a Child and one count of Public Lewdness.

Probably already been covered, but "Public Lewdness" makes sense as an initial charge.  However, "Endangering the Welfare of a Child"?!  Really?!  It may have been something that nobody wanted to see, but it seems clear that no children were harmed in the making of this little show.  Plus, where do "seven" counts come from?!  There were around 200 kids there!  Does she have seven boobs?
 
2013-02-16 05:51:27 PM
Public female toplessness is not against the law in New York.
 
2013-02-16 06:37:57 PM
wten.images.worldnow.com
"Which one o' y'all kicked me?"
 
2013-02-16 06:58:11 PM
I knew what I was probably going to see before I clicked the link, but DAMN.  Eyebleach just can never be strong enough to un-see that.  Well played, subby.  Oh, and BTW, thank you fellow farkers.  The comments had me laughing so hard I pissed myself.  Or spilled my Dew.  Either way, thanks for the best laugh I've had all day.
 
2013-02-17 02:51:16 AM

Captain PTMB: I knew what I was probably going to see before I clicked the link, but DAMN.  Eyebleach just can never be strong enough to un-see that.  Well played, subby.  Oh, and BTW, thank you fellow farkers.  The comments had me laughing so hard I pissed myself.  Or spilled my Dew.  Either way, thanks for the best laugh I've had all day.


Making fun of ugly pictures is an old FARK tradition that I don't see so often anymore.
 
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