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(News 10 Albany)   It's just not a school assembly until your smokin' hot mom gets on stage and starts stripping. With mug shot   (news10.com) divider line 109
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2013-02-15 11:58:39 PM
Remind me not to touch myself.
 
2013-02-16 12:03:38 AM
Gentle readers, it would behove you to rely on your imaginations rather than looking at the mugshot.

/trust me on this
 
2013-02-16 12:10:40 AM
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
 
2013-02-16 12:31:10 AM
Not. Hot.
 
2013-02-16 12:33:53 AM

Sgygus: Gentle readers, it would behove you to rely on your imaginations rather than looking at the mugshot.

/trust me on this


I really wish I had taken your advice.

Can't unsee. Arrrrrgh!
 
2013-02-16 12:45:45 AM
Are you a wizard?
 
2013-02-16 12:51:56 AM
BEST. SCHOOL. ASSEMBLY. EVAR!

*Clicks link, sees pic of woman*

WORST. SCHOOL. ASSEMBLY. EVAR!
 
2013-02-16 01:14:56 AM
You know, I keep telling myself I'll never click on these headlines, yet I always do.
 
2013-02-16 01:35:20 AM
wten.images.worldnow.com
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-16 01:36:03 AM
One of these days, I'll learn to read the comments before clicking one of these "smoking hot" links.
 
2013-02-16 01:37:47 AM
*clicks link, looks at mugshot*

www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-02-16 01:38:33 AM
At least it's not Honey Boo Boo's mom.
 
2013-02-16 01:41:30 AM
I was going to ask how that was endangering the welfare of a minor, but then I noticed the eye and realized that soon that school was going to be overrun by Uruk-hai until the One Ring is found.

/Seriously, look at her left eye and tell me you don't hear the black speech of Mordor.
 
2013-02-16 01:42:35 AM
America, you've gone off the rails.  Taking your shirt off is  Endangering the Welfare of a Child?  What are you NUTS?
 
2013-02-16 01:43:27 AM
ts2.mm.bing.net


if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?
 
2013-02-16 01:44:24 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 01:47:31 AM
The crisis team's gonna be working overtime for a while.
 
2013-02-16 01:49:47 AM
who is she looking at?
Or, is the singular not appropriate?
 
2013-02-16 01:51:51 AM
api.ning.com
 
2013-02-16 01:52:06 AM
www.romhack.net
Smoking hot? What are YOU smoking, subby?
 
2013-02-16 01:52:57 AM
She should have been charged with haunting every future boner those boys will ever have.

/Poor kids...those...that...eye.
 
2013-02-16 01:53:14 AM
imgboot.com

Didn't seem to help much, did it?
 
2013-02-16 01:53:53 AM
*clicks on link*


media.comicvine.com
 
2013-02-16 01:57:54 AM

Shadowtag: the black speech of Mordor.


That's racist?
 
2013-02-16 02:01:50 AM
She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.
 
2013-02-16 02:04:34 AM
I wonder how big her boobs are.
 
2013-02-16 02:05:59 AM
Bunshole subby.
 
2013-02-16 02:10:30 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 02:10:42 AM

fusillade762: Shadowtag: the black speech of Mordor.

That's racist?


fail. Not Racist: Black fell over the valley like a terminator out for Conner"  Racist: "The blacks of Mordor loved Sauron".

You can do this. I believe in you.
 
2013-02-16 02:11:58 AM

Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.


That's why you are in green
 
2013-02-16 02:21:32 AM

Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.


This is... true.
Nasty but true.
 
2013-02-16 02:22:14 AM
Boobs, oh the horror... meh
 
2013-02-16 02:25:18 AM
I know the joke of the meme is that she's not really "smokin' hot", but Jesus Christ.
 
2013-02-16 02:26:45 AM

Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.


I remember they'd cancel 6th period to have assemblies, and the busses came after.  You didn't have to go, but if you wanted a ride home, you had to wait.

So I walked.
 
2013-02-16 02:27:01 AM
That is the oldest 24 in history.
 
2013-02-16 02:27:09 AM
Oh my
 
2013-02-16 02:30:02 AM
www.miataturbo.net
 
2013-02-16 02:31:08 AM

unicron702: Atomic Spunk: She isn't even remotely attractive, but so what? Do any of you remember how lame school assemblies were? Watching an ugly woman strip would have been an improvement. Of course, watching a hot woman strip would have been much better, but when I'm desperate to be entertained, I'll settle for just about anything.

I remember they'd cancel 6th period to have assemblies, and the busses came after.  You didn't have to go, but if you wanted a ride home, you had to wait.

So I walked.


'Busses' = kisses. 'Buses' = plural of bus.
 
2013-02-16 02:33:30 AM
Not Stacy's mom
 
2013-02-16 02:37:07 AM

othmar: [ts2.mm.bing.net image 300x187]


if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?


if it was hottie there I'd been to busy to read the commnets, but arrest her just the same
 
2013-02-16 02:37:49 AM
Taking the bag off of her head was the last straw.
 
2013-02-16 02:39:25 AM

amos_moses: Not Stacy's mom


Shaniqua's mom, got it going on.
 
2013-02-16 02:43:04 AM
A woman takes her shirt off, is charged with 8 crimes, the school forms a crisis team, puts counselors in every classroom, and the local news publishes her picture and name everywhere.

Oy.

I don't even know where to begin. There's no crisis without this being made a crisis. I mean the only thing you would say to the kids is, "Yeah, she took her shirt off, that was funny, huh?"

And the only thing you need to do with the woman is ask her, "Hey, why did you take your shirt off?" I wonder if anyone asked her before calling the police.

Maybe she was having a sudden neurological problem. I mean something's not right with her eyes, at the least.

And do we really need to keep embarrassing people like this and ruining their lives?

I mean any of us is liable to freak out from time to time and do something weird. I'd like to live in a world where little freak-outs like this don't make the news.
 
2013-02-16 02:52:06 AM

othmar: [ts2.mm.bing.net image 300x187]


if she had look like this nobody would have minded ... am right?


Thanks for the eyebleach.  I really needed it after seeing the mugshot of that beast.
 
2013-02-16 02:52:18 AM
"No behavior that anyone encountered during the assembly and she spent the time talking to the principal having perfectly normal conversation."

Wat?
 
2013-02-16 02:55:15 AM
interpretive dance ain't a crime.
 
2013-02-16 02:56:22 AM
She has a kid in school... And she's 24? To be in kindergarten a child must be at least six.

Sheesh! Babies having babies...
 
2013-02-16 02:56:25 AM

swingerofbirches: I mean any of us is liable to freak out from time to time and do something weird. I'd like to live in a world where little freak-outs like this don't make the news


Hint: change country, or ya know, turn off the media stream and go for a walk

// yea, Im still working on this theory, it is KIND OF working, but it is hard to avoid the BS that counts as news in every nation I have tried, still trying more.
 
2013-02-16 02:58:33 AM

StopLurkListen: She has a kid in school... And she's 24? To be in kindergarten a child must be at least six.

Sheesh! Babies having babies...


Six is not kindergarten age, it is grade one age
18 is not a baby, its just a damned good thing to avoid
 
2013-02-16 03:00:07 AM

StopLurkListen: She has a kid in school... And she's 24? To be in kindergarten a child must be at least six.

Sheesh! Babies having babies...


Not to argue the overall point, but where did you get 6 from? I graduated HS when I was 18, which means I turned 7 in first grade, which means I started kindergarten when I was 5 (and was five right until this time of year).
 
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