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(The Smoking Gun)   Of course, it's always the indefinite article "driving with A dildo in his mouth". Never, "driving with HIS dildo in his mouth"   ( divider line
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2013-02-16 02:40:53 AM  
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universebetween: true story. one of my ex gfs just loved blowing me. no, calm down, true story. but, she really sucked at it. not that she couldnt, but she wouldnt put it all in her mouth. like some ultimate tease. I was pissed. well she had a dildo that was even bigger than me. so I told her that if I could put that thing all the way down my throat she could farking do the same.

I did. the whole damn thing. Im not even gay but dammit women who cant put that whole thing down their throat just pisses me off. its not that hard. err difficult.

We all know the logical conclusion to this story. Hope both your asses healed up in time for work Monday.
2013-02-16 07:14:24 PM  
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oryx: By logical extension it must also be disorderly conduct to eat a corn dog or a banana while driving.

Depends on how many times you put it in your mouth before taking a bite.
2013-02-16 06:02:11 AM  
1 vote:
He's lucky he didn't get into an accident. The airbag could have blown that thing right out the back of his head.
2013-02-16 02:44:03 AM  
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Bathysphere: Why are old people some of the kinkiest farkers around? I worked at a hospital for a while, and we had a 76 year old man with a can of hairspray in his ass who had to be rushed into surgury.

Well I guess if you haven't done it yet ,well, times getting short O_o
2013-02-16 02:31:42 AM  
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2013-02-16 02:25:44 AM  
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Can't talk to you, Bert- I got a dildo in my mouth!
2013-02-16 02:22:21 AM  
1 vote:
They blurred the picture, but it still looks like a dildo.
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