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(The Smoking Gun)   Of course, it's always the indefinite article "driving with A dildo in his mouth". Never, "driving with HIS dildo in his mouth"   ( divider line
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2013-02-16 02:45:14 AM  
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MisterTweak: "you are charged with one count of VT&L 802.1q, to wit: driving with caps lock on. How do you plead?"

I was within my own subnet and the traffic was not routable.

Lsherm: The dildo aficionado was arrested for disorderly conduct in a public park

He was in his own car sucking on a plastic toy.  How is that disorderly conduct?

Sounds like he spent some time driving around the park while he was doing it and freaked out the squares. Also, he was driving without a seatbelt. Only commit one crime at once, and never upset the locals.
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