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(KSAT San Antonio)   Four years. 90 expeditions. Six countries. Seven states. Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot   (ksat.com) divider line 77
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2013-02-15 09:37:23 PM  
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2013-02-16 12:03:07 AM  
"I have been all over the world searching for Bigfoot. I have moved my family to seven different states. I am dedicated an idiot," Dyer said.

FTFH
 
2013-02-16 12:14:29 AM  
The body hasn't been shown to the public because Dyer said he has a contractual agreement with the documentary crew that they would get to release their film first.

Riiiiiigt.
 
2013-02-16 12:56:35 AM  
If I was about to make the greatest zoological find in history I would definitely film it on my cellphone because moving my family to 9 different states would not merit buying an actual camera.
 
2013-02-16 02:26:01 AM  
Bigfoot is totally real.  I've seen it.

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2013-02-16 03:09:00 AM  
goonie goo goo Gus
 
2013-02-16 03:29:59 AM  
Wasn't there some other guy who claimed to have a body also?..and it turned out to be a mutilated deer or something.

They never get usable pics or video either.

A meteorite streaks through the sky in Buttfark, Russia and immediately the are numerous clear vids of it on YouTube..yet all this time and many supposed sightings of this thing and still not a clear pic to be found.

Hate Bigfoot
 
2013-02-16 03:31:25 AM  
This much I believe we can agree upon: this specimen is either a below-average human being or...a brilliant beast.
 
2013-02-16 03:38:55 AM  
If you want people to believe anything that comes out of your mouth... don't sound like a Texan.
 
2013-02-16 03:41:31 AM  
"According to Dyer, he rented a truck and transported the lifeless body to an undisclosed location outside of Las Vegas, where it remains.

The body hasn't been shown to the public because Dyer said he has a contractual agreement with the documentary crew that they would get to release their film first. "


What incredible bullsh*t.  In no way shape or form would allowing independent experts examine the body in private to confirm his story decrease the value of the documentary crew's "scoop" on the story.  In fact it would increase it by a millionfold if they validated his claims.  Seriously, if you want to try and perpetrate a grand hoax on people to make money, at least choose a new schtick that hasn't already been completely picked apart.  See how well it worked for L. Ron Hubbard?
 
2013-02-16 03:45:35 AM  
Back in the 80s with technology what it was then it was at least plausible that all the so-called pics and video were so grainy and poorly shot, but in a day and age when any $15 cell phone is capable of shooting decent quality pics/vids the fact that all we continue to see is crap ones only proves that all these people are full of shiat.

$100 bucks says this "documentary" footage, if it even exists, is just as poorly shot and useless as well.
 
2013-02-16 03:47:09 AM  
So this dude is running around with a gun shooting at things that move.
Way to go, Texas.
 
2013-02-16 03:54:53 AM  
Aha! So the Loch Ness Monster's book was right!
 
2013-02-16 04:00:55 AM  
In other news Shaquille O'Neal is reportedly missing. Friends and family became concerned initially when he had not shaved for several months and started hanging out with homeless people.
 
2013-02-16 04:04:42 AM  
publikenemy: Wasn't there some other guy who claimed to have a body also?..and it turned out to be a mutilated deer or something.

Same guy, Rick Dyer, Bigfoot hoaxer.
 
2013-02-16 04:06:40 AM  
So, let me make sure I got the facts right:

Some redneck in San Antonio, who was previously involved in a high profile bigfoot hoax, was hiding out in a homeless camp and using pork ribs hanging from a tree as bait.  Then, upon seeing something eating it, which was totally not a hungry homeless man who happened upon surprise BBQ ribs in a homeless encampment and thought it was his lucky day, he shot and killed it.  

Now, in possession of what could be the one of the greatest finds in zoological history (an intelligent great-ape living in close proximity to humans without our knowledge), and the key to his vindication for all the years he has had to endure of people making fun of him and gaining the respect of his family that I'm sure he has lost a long time ago, he sits on it so some undisclosed documentary company can release a movie?

Yeah, sounds legit.
 
2013-02-16 04:12:23 AM  
Oh man, sounds like the guy just gunned down Janet Reno.
 
2013-02-16 04:16:03 AM  
Hey, there was an in depth study (I can't find the link anymore) that discovered that 100 percent of those blurry big foot photos were taken by current or previous MVA employees.
 
2013-02-16 04:23:09 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "I have been all over the world searching for Bigfoot. I have moved my family to seven different states. I am dedicated an idiot," Dyer said.

FTFH



so basically the guy moves his family around on a fools errand. I'm sure they love it.

Also...
images2.wikia.nocookie.net


I SEEN BIGFOOT!
 
2013-02-16 04:32:30 AM  

Dingfod: publikenemy: Wasn't there some other guy who claimed to have a body also?..and it turned out to be a mutilated deer or something.

Same guy, Rick Dyer, Bigfoot hoaxer.



Maybe even the same Bigfoot.
 
2013-02-16 04:32:34 AM  
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R.I.P.
 
2013-02-16 04:44:44 AM  
There's not a doubt in my mind that every word of his story is complete BS, but my inner child's imagination would love for this to be true.
 
2013-02-16 04:47:12 AM  
Is this any different than your last hoax?
 
2013-02-16 04:52:59 AM  
Dyer is a lying piece of shiat trying to coat-tail on the much more interesting story (though not without its own problems) of possible Bigfoot DNA.

Link
 
2013-02-16 05:05:12 AM  
He only bagged the thing because it paused to lunge nervously for a water bottle. In that fateful moment, Bigfoot's career vanished.
 
2013-02-16 05:05:19 AM  
I call BS for allof the reasons listed above and also because: pork ri bs. If the guy really caught Bigfoot he'd surely say he caught him on beef jerky to get the lucrative Jack Links jerky sponsorship.
 
2013-02-16 05:20:33 AM  
I go herping (catching reptiles and amphibians for you mouth breathers) with a primatologist all the time in an area remote enough for animals the size of alleged squatch and in the squatch's alleged prefered biome (temperate decidous rain forest) and we have never seen squatch or sign. We see plenty of animals and sign from every KNOWN spiecies, including rare endangered ones, but no squatch.
 
2013-02-16 05:23:44 AM  
The old "I was faking it before but I've REALLY changed" line.  Textbook con job.

If he wanted to clear his name he wouldn't take one cent.  What's that?  Not happening?  Right.
 
2013-02-16 05:30:56 AM  
Bigfoot is playing bass in a bar band in Geneva, IL. Believe it.
 
2013-02-16 05:37:05 AM  
Still, if I was a fairly intelligent primate, and I wanted to go where nobody could possibly find me, despite large numbers of people wandering around looking for things they desperately need...a Home Depot is EXACTLY where I'd go hide.
 
2013-02-16 05:39:50 AM  
I can assure you bigfoot is not dead. How do I know? Because I am bigfoot. Come find me, biatches.
 
2013-02-16 05:48:26 AM  
How do we know it was a big foot? How do we know it wasnt a wookie.
 
2013-02-16 06:09:43 AM  
FTA: Rick Dyer is an animated character who admits he is not well liked by the Bigfoot community.

So, even among crazy people (or maybe it's cartoons?), he's not well-liked.  That says something...
 
2013-02-16 06:16:45 AM  

Gawdzila: "In no way shape or form would allowing independent experts examine the body in private to confirm his story decrease the value of the documentary crew's "scoop" on the story."


Nice try. So-called "independent experts" would no doubt include skeptics, whose negative energy and dark auras would block the corpse from being bigfoot. This is Supernatural Science 101. Du-uUH!
 
2013-02-16 06:22:07 AM  
Bigfoot, Lock Ness Monster, Aliens... I love them all. Not because they exist, but because they are the representation of our imagination...they are magical monsters, they are fantasy in a very mundane world. I am 100% sure if we ever found a big foot we'd classify him as a common animal and he'd lose his magic, but the very next day our imagination's would dream up a replacement monster for him.

After all, look at the amazing "mosters" that live in our world and how we take them for granted...look at the blue whale, look at the Rhino, look at the Lady Gaga...each one would be magical to a child's mind, but to us adults...they are old hat.
 
2013-02-16 06:56:06 AM  
maybe a low budget bigfoot horror movie would be fun and profitable. definitely include the 'eating rack o ribs off side of tree' scene for the purists. everyone in the movie has a camera of some sort but no one can get a decent shot for the papers.

/ i know you're in there. i can smell your braiiiins.
 
2013-02-16 06:57:21 AM  

Wolf892: Bigfoot, Lock Ness Monster, Aliens... I love them all. Not because they exist, but because they are the representation of our imagination...they are magical monsters, they are fantasy in a very mundane world. I am 100% sure if we ever found a big foot we'd classify him as a common animal and he'd lose his magic, but the very next day our imagination's would dream up a replacement monster for him.

After all, look at the amazing "mosters" that live in our world and how we take them for granted...look at the blue whale, look at the Rhino, look at the Lady Gaga...each one would be magical to a child's mind, but to us adults...they are old hat.


So you're saying if Bigfoot didn't exist, we'd invent him?
 
2013-02-16 07:05:25 AM  
"When I hoaxed in 2008, I did not believe in Bigfoot," Dyer said. "I thought Bigfoot was the same thing as a tooth fairy or a unicorn."

Translation: "I got attention before, now I'm addicted."
 
2013-02-16 07:28:34 AM  
As if Ron Jeremy would be eating tree ribs, he just had a heart attack for fricks sake
 
2013-02-16 07:29:53 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "I have been all over the world searching for Bigfoot. I have moved my family to seven different states. I am dedicated an idiot," Dyer said.

FTFH


Nope, that wasn't me.
 
2013-02-16 07:32:21 AM  
I thought Steve Austin took care of this back in the 70's. I could be wrong, most of that decade is a blur.
 
2013-02-16 07:33:44 AM  
Isn't firing a firearm that close to a road illegal? Would love to see the cops step in and arrest him for that, then check "Bigfoot" as a possible homicide.
 
2013-02-16 07:38:35 AM  

Nightenstaff: Isn't firing a firearm that close to a road illegal?


Close to a road? Huh? Is that a real thing? I mean, the range I go to is like, 10 feet off the road....I don't want to break any laws now.
 
2013-02-16 07:40:23 AM  

Nightenstaff: Isn't firing a firearm that close to a road illegal? Would love to see the cops step in and arrest him for that, then check "Bigfoot" as a possible homicide.


I know firing ACROSS a road is illegal.
 
2013-02-16 07:43:50 AM  
Well, of course this is unlikely subby.  No self respecting Sasquatch would be caught near Home Depot.  Ace Hardware all the way.
 
2013-02-16 07:49:55 AM  

untaken_name: Nightenstaff: Isn't firing a firearm that close to a road illegal?

Close to a road? Huh? Is that a real thing? I mean, the range I go to is like, 10 feet off the road....I don't want to break any laws now.


This is the WV law on the matter:
§20-2-58. Shooting across road or near building or crowd; penalty.
It shall be unlawful for any person to shoot or discharge any firearms across or in any public road in this state, at any time, or within four hundred feet of any schoolhouse or church, or within five hundred feet of any dwelling house, or on or near any park or other place where persons gather for purposes of pleasure, and any person violating this section is guilty of a misdemeanor: Provided, That any person operating a gun repair shop, licensed to do business in the state of West Virginia and duly licensed under applicable federal statutes, may be exempted from the prohibition established by this section and section twelve, article seven, chapter sixty-one of this code for the purpose of test firing a firearm. The director of the department of natural resources shall prescribe such rules as may be necessary to carry out the purposes of the exemption under this section and section twelve, article seven, chapter sixty-one and shall ensure that any person residing in any dwelling home within five hundred feet of such gun repair shop be given an opportunity to protest the granting of such exemption.
 
2013-02-16 07:52:39 AM  

Nightenstaff: untaken_name: Nightenstaff: Isn't firing a firearm that close to a road illegal?

Close to a road? Huh? Is that a real thing? I mean, the range I go to is like, 10 feet off the road....I don't want to break any laws now.

This is the WV law on the matter:
§20-2-58. Shooting across road or near building or crowd; penalty.
It shall be unlawful for any person to shoot or discharge any firearms across or in any public road in this state, at any time, or within four hundred feet of any schoolhouse or church, or within five hundred feet of any dwelling house, or on or near any park or other place where persons gather for purposes of pleasure, and any person violating this section is guilty of a misdemeanor: Provided, That any person operating a gun repair shop, licensed to do business in the state of West Virginia and duly licensed under applicable federal statutes, may be exempted from the prohibition established by this section and section twelve, article seven, chapter sixty-one of this code for the purpose of test firing a firearm. The director of the department of natural resources shall prescribe such rules as may be necessary to carry out the purposes of the exemption under this section and section twelve, article seven, chapter sixty-one and shall ensure that any person residing in any dwelling home within five hundred feet of such gun repair shop be given an opportunity to protest the granting of such exemption.


So, in other words, "close to the road" is not a thing. Ok, that's what I thought. Now, ACROSS a road is completely different than "close to a road".
 
2013-02-16 08:26:43 AM  
Has anyone heard from Richard Moll?
 
2013-02-16 08:27:07 AM  
Home Depot???  I thought for sure Bigfoot was a Lowes kind of beast.
 
2013-02-16 08:55:02 AM  
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What a Bigfoot outside of a Home Depot might look like
 
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