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(Grind TV)   Snooki now second scariest thing from New Jersey   (grindtv.com) divider line 47
    More: Scary, New Jersey, Sea Lamprey, Department of Environmental Conservation, U.S. Fish, catch and releases, environmental protection, larval stages, game fishes  
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2013-02-15 10:20:14 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Related?
 
2013-02-16 12:17:05 AM  
Tell..pixels..time..
 
2013-02-16 12:31:13 AM  
Sea Lampreys are real and a real problem to boot in some areas but that pic deliberately distorts the dimensions to make it look waaay larger than it really is.

Wait, that's wasn't funny.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Ya know I hate 'em.
 
2013-02-16 01:34:19 AM  
I've seen the picture. Snooki still wins..
 
2013-02-16 01:35:54 AM  
Subby's mom gives exciting head.
 
2013-02-16 01:52:10 AM  
Snookie still #1.
 
2013-02-16 01:53:51 AM  
Snooki, whatever.
 
2013-02-16 02:09:35 AM  
media1.policymic.com
"Fetch me my grill and Old Bay seasoning, I've got my mid-day snack."
 
2013-02-16 02:14:27 AM  
So that biatch started spreading around pics of my penis
 
2013-02-16 02:24:00 AM  
that's a terrible STD.
 
2013-02-16 02:31:38 AM  
It's a lamprey of camel spider proportions?
 
2013-02-16 02:33:53 AM  

Spanky McStupid: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 528x281]

Related?


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

Gotta be.
 
2013-02-16 02:38:41 AM  
Oh man, I just submitted this. Sorry Admins.

/My headline was Penis Dentata
 
2013-02-16 03:01:33 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-16 03:01:57 AM  
I was wondering what happened to that thing after the toilet scene in Dreamcatcher.
 
2013-02-16 03:11:14 AM  
So lampreys are now aliens?

/"alien-like", whatever
 
2013-02-16 03:14:06 AM  
Who posted my WIE on the main page?
 
2013-02-16 03:15:54 AM  
Relax everyone... It's just a frame grab from my sex tape. I thought I'd gotten all of these off the internet. The stick in the side is just from a little bit of role playing that went a little too far. I was the bad kid with the overdue book, my wife was the sexy disciplinarian librarian. We both decided we'd gone just a little too far with that one.

/Although how this got attributed to New Jersey is beyond me
 
2013-02-16 03:17:53 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Was just looking for directions to the nearest cantina.
 
2013-02-16 03:22:20 AM  
Lamprey have always given me the creeps... ever since I first saw some preserved ones at a fish hatchery museum as a kid. Apparently they can be found in the great lakes. Didn't know they got that big though.
 
2013-02-16 03:48:46 AM  
FIND ME AN ENEMY WITH NO EYES!
 
2013-02-16 04:46:15 AM  
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//unavailable for comment
 
2013-02-16 05:21:17 AM  
www.mobfd.biz
Inconsolable
(Lord Baelish does love lamprey pie.
)
 
2013-02-16 05:28:21 AM  
Perspective. How does it work?
 
2013-02-16 07:12:17 AM  
Sorry, lamprey, I'm still the scariest thing from New Jersey.
 
2013-02-16 07:25:08 AM  

Mister Peejay: FIND ME AN ENEMY WITH NO EYES!


So...thirsty...
 
2013-02-16 08:00:29 AM  
Subby's clearly never been to Jersey.
 
2013-02-16 08:07:36 AM  

JohnnyC: Lamprey have always given me the creeps... ever since I first saw some preserved ones at a fish hatchery museum as a kid. Apparently they can be found in the great lakes. Didn't know they got that big though.


You're in luck, they can't. It's a photoshop, genius. Not even a good one.
 
2013-02-16 08:15:32 AM  
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2013-02-16 08:23:10 AM  
I see my ex wife has completed her transformation.
 
2013-02-16 08:26:20 AM  

Shadowtag: JohnnyC: Lamprey have always given me the creeps... ever since I first saw some preserved ones at a fish hatchery museum as a kid. Apparently they can be found in the great lakes. Didn't know they got that big though.

You're in luck, they can't. It's a photoshop, genius. Not even a good one.


Since we're all about being correct:  That's not a photoshop you noob its just playing with the camera's perspective.
 
2013-02-16 08:30:59 AM  
Therefore, in this instance, perhaps it's good that the fisherman did not choose to practice catch-and-release.

you stupid fark. that is a arrow through the thing. he was bowfishing you jackhole so no you can't practice catch and release. i go bowfishing at a community owned lake and there are no hunting signs everywhere. every couple of months some fool will come up to me dropping fbombs and ready to call the cops. bowfishing is not classified under hunting but under fishing and i have every right to shoot and kill certain species of fish you tard.
 
2013-02-16 08:45:45 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Shadowtag: JohnnyC: Lamprey have always given me the creeps... ever since I first saw some preserved ones at a fish hatchery museum as a kid. Apparently they can be found in the great lakes. Didn't know they got that big though.

You're in luck, they can't. It's a photoshop, genius. Not even a good one.

Since we're all about being correct:  That's not a photoshop you noob its just playing with the camera's perspective.


Until there's more than "it's from New Jersey", I maintain my position.
 
2013-02-16 08:50:39 AM  
Keeping with the correctness theme ... Snooki is not from NJ.  It was born in Chile and raised in New York.  Nor were any of the other cast from NJ, save one chick who was born in Jackson.  The rest were all typical guidos from the outer boroughs of NY that invade the shore every summer.  IOW, we just hosted the idiots for a while every year.  They weren't spawned here.
 
2013-02-16 08:55:43 AM  
I'm not saying its a lamprey...

i279.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-16 08:56:56 AM  

Giltric: I was wondering what happened to that thing after the toilet scene in Dreamcatcher.


I was thinking the same damn thing
 
2013-02-16 11:02:53 AM  
pics.livejournal.com
check the perspective on the `spear`. The lamprey is very close to the lens and the hand is far away.
 
2013-02-16 11:48:02 AM  
So this is Fark now. Like those TV channels with the +1 in the title, in case you missed it the first time around. But with articles from third party sites about things that hit the front page of reddit over 24 hours ago.

/reddit. Where you're not censored, and you don't have to pay for hundreds of conversations a day.
//oh, and I Am A / Ask Me Anything chats recently from a wide range of people... from President Obama, to a porn actor on a residential shoot all weekend.
 
2013-02-16 11:55:20 AM  

Jackpot777: So this is Fark now. Like those TV channels with the +1 in the title, in case you missed it the first time around. But with articles from third party sites about things that hit the front page of reddit over 24 hours ago.

/reddit. Where you're not censored, and you don't have to pay for hundreds of conversations a day.
//oh, and I Am A / Ask Me Anything chats recently from a wide range of people... from President Obama, to a porn actor on a residential shoot all weekend.


I'd rather be on the edge of the toilet and snickering at whatever floats to the surface then swiming around in the middle of it.
 
2013-02-16 12:32:12 PM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Keeping with the correctness theme ... Snooki is not from NJ.  It was born in Chile and raised in New York.  Nor were any of the other cast from NJ, save one chick who was born in Jackson.  The rest were all typical guidos from the outer boroughs of NY that invade the shore every summer.  IOW, we just hosted the idiots for a while every year.  They weren't spawned here.


She's from Poughkeepsie, not NYC,
 
2013-02-16 12:32:59 PM  
holy penis it's a giant fark
 
2013-02-16 12:55:00 PM  
Period secks FTW.
 
2013-02-16 05:24:52 PM  

Giltric: I was wondering what happened to that thing after the toilet scene in Dreamcatcher.


Came for Duddits, leaving happy.
 
2013-02-16 05:39:55 PM  
0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-02-16 06:51:37 PM  
Kill it with fire! Wait, it's already dead? Burn it anyway!
 
2013-02-16 10:46:54 PM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: Keeping with the correctness theme ... Snooki is not from NJ.  It was born in Chile and raised in New York.  Nor were any of the other cast from NJ, save one chick who was born in Jackson.  The rest were all typical guidos from the outer boroughs of NY that invade the shore every summer.  IOW, we just hosted the idiots for a while every year.  They weren't spawned here.


Came here to say this.
 
2013-02-17 02:40:26 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I'd rather be on the edge of the toilet and snickering at whatever floats to the surface then swiming around in the middle of it.


you discussed me.
 
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