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(NBC Chicago)   If you live near Chicago, there's a good chance the cop pulling you over has a higher BAC than you do. But that's OK. It's in their contract   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 5
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2013-02-16 07:09:21 AM
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I was sitting with a friend in his car, waiting for a department store to open one morning.   We thought they opened at 7:00, but they opened at 8:00, so we decided to sit and wait.    We were just over the Georgia state line (from Florida).   A cop cruiser does a slow circle around us and pulls up alongside us, driver-to-driver.   The cop asks us where we're from and what we're doing.   He asks us if we like guns.   Not if we have guns...just if we like guns.  He asks if we want to see his gun.   Then pulls another gun out of a shoebox on the front seat.   Then hands the gun to my friend.   By then, we realized he was 3 sheets to the wind, drunk off his ass.   And friendly as hell.   After about 10 minutes of gun talk, we handed his guns back and he went on his happy way.
2013-02-16 06:52:19 AM
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Now that is putting the *hic* in Chicago.
2013-02-16 07:30:55 AM
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Devolving_Spud: I was sitting with a friend in his car, waiting for a department store to open one morning.   We thought they opened at 7:00, but they opened at 8:00, so we decided to sit and wait.    We were just over the Georgia state line (from Florida).   A cop cruiser does a slow circle around us and pulls up alongside us, driver-to-driver.   The cop asks us where we're from and what we're doing.   He asks us if we like guns.   Not if we have guns...just if we like guns.  He asks if we want to see his gun.   Then pulls another gun out of a shoebox on the front seat.   Then hands the gun to my friend.   By then, we realized he was 3 sheets to the wind, drunk off his ass.   And friendly as hell.   After about 10 minutes of gun talk, we handed his guns back and he went on his happy way.


Better make sure you never get fingerprinted, cause there is an unsolved murder with your prints on the weapon.
2013-02-16 02:22:14 AM
1 votes:
Most cops here don't give a shiat as long as you don't be a smart ass.
/My friend was driving while smoking a farking blunt and I was drinking a six pack(we were 17).
Cops just checked us for hard drugs and guns
Let us go with our shiat and said "go the fark home" , while the blunt was still smoking
2013-02-16 02:15:24 AM
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At least the LAPD are apparently so drunk they can't shoot their targets.

At least the LAPD are apparently so colorblind they think Asian women and Christopher Dorner look the same.

At least the LAPD are apparently so unprepared that Die Hard was on the right path when Carl Winslow was the competent cop.

At least the LAPD are apparently familiar with Persian Rugs that they could properly demonstrate how to clean one, but then Rodney King got in the way.

At least the LAPD only shoot at you.

At least almost every police department in America, LAPD included, can throw your ass in jail for blowing a .01 if they think you're impaired, but their union contract says they're above the law.

/shiat, I probably shouldn't go to LA for a while.
 
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