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(Gaston Gazette)   Woman accused of breaking into house and stealing porn, shirt   (gastongazette.com) divider line 18
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2013-02-15 10:44:01 PM
couldn't she stop?
 
2013-02-16 12:19:25 AM

snuffy: couldn't she stop?


Clearly she did, that's what she's accused of.
 
2013-02-16 12:19:42 AM
That's it, I am starting a new non-profit.

"Digital Porn for Analog Hillbillies"

You get an Obamaphone with a data plan and bookmarked porn links.
 
2013-02-16 12:20:27 AM
Fail indeed
 
2013-02-16 12:21:25 AM
Must have side-swiped the house with a hand-brake turn.
 
2013-02-16 12:21:58 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa subby. Pump the brakes.
 
2013-02-16 12:24:01 AM
When the humor content of your article is in doubt, f*ck up epicly with the headline and receive all the attention whoredom you deserve.
 
2013-02-16 12:26:16 AM
http://goo.gl/maps/N0cfN
Brake into this house.  You won't be the first!
 
2013-02-16 12:27:37 AM
This reminds me..

I may have come across a new euphemism. I was watching a show where a prison guard found someones porn. She said he must have had it for a long time because he had it laminated.
 
2013-02-16 12:34:06 AM

StokeyBob: This reminds me..

I may have come across a new euphemism. I was watching a show where a prison guard found someones porn. She said he must have had it for a long time because he had it laminated.


wrap that rascal: misunderstood
 
2013-02-16 01:02:16 AM
Mom??
 
2013-02-16 01:12:51 AM

StokeyBob: This reminds me..

I may have come across a new euphemism. I was watching a show where a prison guard found someones porn. She said he must have had it for a long time because he had it laminated.


Today at work two of my coworkers were going on and on about how they watched two guys bumping bumpers and swapping paint. They swore up and down they were talking about Nascar.
 
2013-02-16 01:17:06 AM

Notabunny: StokeyBob: This reminds me..

I may have come across a new euphemism. I was watching a show where a prison guard found someones porn. She said he must have had it for a long time because he had it laminated.

Today at work two of my coworkers were going on and on about how they watched two guys bumping bumpers and swapping paint. They swore up and down they were talking about Nascar.


Oh my I had no idea Nascar was so well...
/NTTATWWT
 
2013-02-16 02:30:23 AM

Notabunny: StokeyBob: This reminds me..

I may have come across a new euphemism. I was watching a show where a prison guard found someones porn. She said he must have had it for a long time because he had it laminated.

Today at work two of my coworkers were going on and on about how they watched two guys bumping bumpers and swapping paint. They swore up and down they were talking about Nascar.


"rubbing is racing" - no, really, they say that
 
2013-02-16 02:48:11 AM

StopLurkListen: Notabunny: StokeyBob: This reminds me..

I may have come across a new euphemism. I was watching a show where a prison guard found someones porn. She said he must have had it for a long time because he had it laminated.

Today at work two of my coworkers were going on and on about how they watched two guys bumping bumpers and swapping paint. They swore up and down they were talking about Nascar.

"rubbing is racing" - no, really, they say that


"We are nut rubbers."

"Oh my God. Ok, yes you can rub them but just please don't hurt my family."
 
2013-02-16 07:27:32 AM
   Hey!!!   Where's my "Shaving Private Ryan?!?!!"
 
2013-02-16 08:31:12 AM
[Chorus:] No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston[LeFou:] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston[Gaston:] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating[Chorus:] My what a guy, that Gaston
 
2013-02-16 10:19:41 AM
Was it a Van Halen t-shirt?

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/dnrta
 
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