Mr. Coffee Nerves: If you're going to do this right you get a photo of a hot white dude embracing a hot black dude in front of a Gadsden flag while wearing Confederate flag t-shirts and camo pants and have the engagement announcement refer to their military service, their NRA memberships, their time playing football for SEC schools, their "lover's quarrel" over Dale Jr. vs. Dale Sr. and how the day they met Sean Hannity was also the day they fell in love.
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