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(Blastr)   If you've ever wanted to visit the planet Hoth, just go to this guy's living room   (blastr.com) divider line 52
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2013-02-15 09:06:58 PM  
I'll bet he's fighting the women off with a stick!
 
2013-02-15 10:18:40 PM  
I don't know why they call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth!
 
2013-02-15 11:27:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I don't know why they call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth!


I was unprepared for the almost-chuckle that almost happened after reading that. I'm fairly certain my lip twitched slightly. Good job.
 
2013-02-16 12:18:36 AM  
Living room?  Where are the windows?  More like mom's basement.
 
2013-02-16 02:31:46 AM  
I bet he's wondering why he can't get a girlfriend despite being such a "nice" guy.
 
2013-02-16 03:45:09 AM  
I don't know if that's funny, but I guess it may be kinda cute.
 
2013-02-16 06:26:15 AM  
My bet is that this guy couldn't care less about getting a girlfriend.
 
2013-02-16 06:44:15 AM  
It should be called Coldth.
 
2013-02-16 06:46:48 AM  
I'll bet the real Hoth doesn't smell like farts and hair grease.
 
2013-02-16 07:08:27 AM  

Ed Finnerty: I'll bet the real Hoth doesn't smell like farts and hair grease.


...and cheetos and stale cigarettes
 
2013-02-16 07:35:59 AM  
Remember when you were a kid and thought how great it would be when you grew up and had your your own money, so you could buy all the toys you wanted? Yeah? Then, remember when you grew up? Yeah? No?
 
2013-02-16 07:49:37 AM  
Dafuq I just watch?
 
2013-02-16 07:56:57 AM  
What a coincidence.  I have one bronze and four wooden AT-ATs made in Africa by 419 scammers in my living room.  Not quite as cool though.
i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-16 08:02:14 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: I don't know why they call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth!


TSS TSS FARKING HOME RUN! TSS
 
2013-02-16 08:03:15 AM  
I suspect he has many lonely nights making pew pew pew sounds.
 
2013-02-16 08:06:47 AM  

Frozboz: What a coincidence.  I have one bronze and four wooden AT-ATs made in Africa by 419 scammers in my living room.  Not quite as cool though.
[i63.photobucket.com image 576x265]


How did you fit so many people in one room?
 
2013-02-16 08:07:36 AM  
jeebus, he's so normal looking. go figure.
 
2013-02-16 08:19:28 AM  
But if you want to visit Tatooine, you should visit my grandmother's living room.
Seriously, I think I saw her curing tobacco in the one winter.
 
2013-02-16 08:20:42 AM  

Frozboz: What a coincidence.  I have one bronze and four wooden AT-ATs made in Africa by 419 scammers in my living room.  Not quite as cool though.
[i63.photobucket.com image 576x265]


What?  Explain yourself!
 
2013-02-16 08:25:26 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-16 08:32:40 AM  
My son is playing the Hoth level of Star Wars Battlefront in the background, so I'm getting a kick ...

/He just asked me why he can't enter the "Milkin' Falcon."
 
2013-02-16 08:39:55 AM  

Endive Wombat: Frozboz: What a coincidence.  I have one bronze and four wooden AT-ATs made in Africa by 419 scammers in my living room.  Not quite as cool though.
[i63.photobucket.com image 576x265]

What?  Explain yourself!


Got them from scambaiting.  Explanation here if you feel like a very long read.
 
2013-02-16 08:41:05 AM  
"Hi guys, I'm Barry.  This is my Hoth dio.  I'm about 6'3".  6'8" in a nice set of heels"

I don't think not having a girlfriend is his problem.
 
2013-02-16 08:43:54 AM  
I really really really wanted that to be awesome, but... am I the only one that was a little underwhelmed?
 
2013-02-16 09:19:16 AM  
Even as a really big fan, I don't think I would do this.
 
2013-02-16 09:25:21 AM  
Totally awesome.  That guy must either be single or have the most understanding wife in history.
 
2013-02-16 09:31:58 AM  

tillerman35: Totally awesome.  That guy must either be single or have the most understanding wife mom in history.


You know its true.
 
2013-02-16 09:32:29 AM  
Lot of geek hate in here.
 
2013-02-16 10:00:32 AM  
I was extremely surprised to see a wedding band on his finger.
 
2013-02-16 10:20:08 AM  
Or my girlfriend's place right before an argument
 
2013-02-16 10:21:23 AM  

DeltaPunch: I really really really wanted that to be awesome, but... am I the only one that was a little underwhelmed?


Probably. As you were also underwhelmed the first time you stuck your dick in a vagina, and then proceeded to believe that perhaps you were gay for the next 15 or so years.

With some therapy you've come to the realization that you aren't gay, and that you've never actually seen a vagina in real life. It was simply a lucid dream that you had taken as a real event.

I mean, no one who has seen a vagina posts about being underwhelmed about a diorama some dude built in his spare bedroom.

/I may have embellished a bit.
 
2013-02-16 10:22:36 AM  

gaslight: I'll bet he's fighting the women off with a stick!


A gaffi stick
 
2013-02-16 10:29:04 AM  
He should put all that energy into crime and become a super villain
 
2013-02-16 10:31:49 AM  
He's feeling Hoth, Hoth, Hoth.
 
2013-02-16 10:35:17 AM  
Subby/creator here:  You basement trolls don't know I think about me!  This is a hobby and I do have a wife and she's hot, unlike your fatty hambeasts!

Here she is with my awesome car:
s4.postimage.org

Suck it, losers.
 
2013-02-16 11:06:54 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Subby/creator here:  You basement trolls don't know I think about me!  This is a hobby and I do have a wife and she's hot, unlike your fatty hambeasts!

Here she is with my awesome car:
[s4.postimage.org image 533x800]

Suck it, losers.


Best troll evar.
 
2013-02-16 11:19:44 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Subby/creator here:  You basement trolls don't know I think about me!  This is a hobby and I do have a wife and she's hot, unlike your fatty hambeasts!

Here she is with my awesome car:
[s4.postimage.org image 533x800]

Suck it, losers.


smartmeetings.com
 
2013-02-16 11:20:19 AM  

Mugato: Lot of geek hate in here.


Yeah, somehow the idea that "geek" and "nerd" hobbies preclude a sex life still manages to endure.

There's probably some interesting psychology in that.
 
2013-02-16 11:33:52 AM  
You don't wanna know what he used to make the "snow".
 
2013-02-16 11:45:09 AM  
Did any of you watch the video???

All I have to say about this guy's future as a stand up comedian?  Don't quit your day job!

Oh, that's right, you can't POSSIBLY have a day job.

Wow.

Watch the video.
 
2013-02-16 11:47:59 AM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Yeah, somehow the idea that "geek" and "nerd" hobbies preclude a sex life still manages to endure.


Oh that's right. In Obama's America, someone who watches "Game of Thrones" is now considered a hard core nerd.
 
2013-02-16 12:47:55 PM  

buntz: Did any of you watch the video???

All I have to say about this guy's future as a stand up comedian?  Don't quit your day job!

Oh, that's right, you can't POSSIBLY have a day job.

Wow.

Watch the video.


I don't know, he's got some pretty decent material. He needs to learn not to pause for so long, and not look at his script all the time.
 
2013-02-16 12:52:40 PM  
And you thought his house smelled bad on the  outside.
 
2013-02-16 01:11:05 PM  

Frozboz: Endive Wombat: Frozboz: What a coincidence.  I have one bronze and four wooden AT-ATs made in Africa by 419 scammers in my living room.  Not quite as cool though.
[i63.photobucket.com image 576x265]

What?  Explain yourself!

Got them from scambaiting.  Explanation here if you feel like a very long read.


awesome!
 
2013-02-16 01:31:47 PM  

Frozboz: Explanation here if you feel like a very long read.


Who in the world did you think would be interested in reading all that?  It would take a very specific case of the 'tism to get through that wall of (not very interesting) text.

I feel like you owe the internet some bandwidth.
 
2013-02-16 01:33:48 PM  

semiotix: And you thought his house smelled bad on the  outside.


Winner!
Thread is over and done.
 
2013-02-16 02:09:12 PM  

Deece: Frozboz: Explanation here if you feel like a very long read.

Who in the world did you think would be interested in reading all that?  It would take a very specific case of the 'tism to get through that wall of (not very interesting) text.

I feel like you owe the internet some bandwidth.


So what part of "if you feel like a very long read" did you not understand?
 
2013-02-16 07:32:02 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Mugato: Lot of geek hate in here.

Yeah, somehow the idea that "geek" and "nerd" hobbies preclude a sex life still manages to endure.

There's probably some interesting psychology in that.


I imagine it's because most people only want to imagine good-looking people having athletic sex. Who wants to think about furry orgies and sweaty hambeast groping?
 
2013-02-16 07:50:46 PM  

Deece: Frozboz: Explanation here if you feel like a very long read.

Who in the world did you think would be interested in reading all that?  It would take a very specific case of the 'tism to get through that wall of (not very interesting) text.

I feel like you owe the internet some bandwidth.


I read most of it. Pretty interesting actually.
 
2013-02-16 11:29:16 PM  

gaslight: I'll bet he's fighting the women off with a stick!


He's cute.
 
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