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13851 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2013 at 11:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-15 09:04:00 PM  
5 votes:
This article is useful without pics.
2013-02-16 02:22:49 AM  
3 votes:
More nightmare fuel:
2013-02-16 12:16:37 AM  
3 votes:
Sure you want them bigger on us lasses but you men can't handle it because it's 'weird', kittens.  What your fragile 'self-esteem' can't deal with it? Well wear looser shirts! Your fault if you get groped/teased. Duh.
2013-02-15 08:14:16 PM  
3 votes:
This is so wrong, in so many ways.  Guys, you were given wonderful moobs, now let your women enjoy them.  Let them motorboat you and enjoy them not looking you in the eye when you are talking to them.  Flaunt your man-cleavage, wear push-up bros and show your woman your wonderful man-lumps.  Just think, it gives you another place to store stuff, in you moob bank.

/sadly I am not even an a-cup, my wife has to deal with a flat chested man.
2013-02-15 08:09:04 PM  
3 votes:

They're fake, and they're spectacular.
2013-02-16 12:26:54 AM  
2 votes:
As a girl, I'm getting a kick...
eh not really.

Husky guys with moobs? No biggie. Big guys with moobs? It's all good. A really skinny dude with moobs? I can see how that would make him uncomfortable.

I don't get the "more successful in the corporate world" thing. Big boobs on women = successful. Duh. Big boobs on men = less successful? I doubt it. But I'm usually wrong.

Also, moobs make a great beer holder when my coffee table is too far away... and usually the owner of said moobs can open beer bottles easier than I can. Everyone wins!
2013-02-16 12:23:03 AM  
2 votes:

Ghastly: [ image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.
2013-02-15 11:50:08 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-15 11:31:15 PM  
2 votes:

BigJake: davidphogan: Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.

It's completely necessary, at least sometimes. I had to have it done when I was a teenager because my testosterone levels were outrageously high, even for a teenage boy. Same phenomenon that happens to dudes on roids. Wasn't otherwise fat and it made life hell.

How YOU doin'?
2013-02-15 11:24:02 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-15 09:13:48 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-15 08:42:13 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sorry, the answer is "moops".
2013-02-16 02:09:28 AM  
1 vote:
So, NOT bookmarking this thread. Using actual bleach for eye-bleach might not be a bad thing now.
2013-02-16 01:00:36 AM  
1 vote:
i'm a tall fat bastard with moobs. people (women) stare sometimes during warm weather clothing season. these are the same types that seem to ignore my stomach is larger than some people and my arse is the size of an economy car. whatever. never been into athletics or exercise, probably gained and lost 1,000LBS over the years. i couldn't care less what other people think.
2013-02-16 12:35:25 AM  
1 vote:
Women: They go to surgeons to increase boob size.
Men: They go to surgeons to decrease moob size.
Surgeon: Hmm... boob/moob, made of fat.... men provide fat, women need fat...

And that's the story of tomorrow's boob jobs.
2013-02-16 12:19:12 AM  
1 vote:

Maggie_Luna: Sure you want them bigger on us lasses but you men can't handle it because it's 'weird', kittens.  What your fragile 'self-esteem' can't deal with it? Well wear looser shirts! Your fault if you get groped/teased. Duh.

Oh, right, blame the victim.

/He was totally asking for it.

//No, really, he literally asked for it.
2013-02-16 12:10:41 AM  
1 vote:
I used to think boobs were cool, but now everyone has 'em.
2013-02-16 12:06:40 AM  
1 vote:
I thought some of the guys WANT to wake up and play with their boobs and scratch their balls first thing in the morning!

/Or did he mean fondle MY boobs?
// You men confuse me.
2013-02-15 11:54:01 PM  
1 vote:

amquelbettamin: Are the moobs or the shaved Nicolson pits weirder in that pic?

The 18" hoagie he's eating out in the middle of the ocean raises more questions.
2013-02-15 11:47:27 PM  
1 vote:
*scans headline*

2013-02-15 11:44:18 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-15 11:38:02 PM  
1 vote:
Subby, you misspelled "boobs"...
2013-02-15 11:14:18 PM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: [ image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.
2013-02-15 09:55:33 PM  
1 vote:
The surgery is becoming more common as acceptance and awareness increases...

What the fu-  OH, you mean awareness that people are shallow judgmental assholes and acceptance of going under the knife to appease the shallow assholes...OK
2013-02-15 09:09:01 PM  
1 vote:
need to look good in the competitive corporate job market,

For F*ck's sake...just sit up straight, you fat bastard.
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