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13851 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2013 at 11:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-15 09:09:01 PM  
2 votes:
need to look good in the competitive corporate job market,

For F*ck's sake...just sit up straight, you fat bastard.
2013-02-15 08:42:13 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sorry, the answer is "moops".
2013-02-16 07:47:25 AM  
1 vote:
Stop eating so much soy and dairy. Milk is full of hormones they feed the cows to make them produce more. Soy has a natural estrogen-like compound in it. Americans consume soy and milk products just as they do HFCS(hand over fist.)
2013-02-16 01:11:01 AM  
1 vote:

Alright, the moobs are the least of the wrong here.
2013-02-16 12:26:54 AM  
1 vote:
As a girl, I'm getting a kick...
eh not really.

Husky guys with moobs? No biggie. Big guys with moobs? It's all good. A really skinny dude with moobs? I can see how that would make him uncomfortable.

I don't get the "more successful in the corporate world" thing. Big boobs on women = successful. Duh. Big boobs on men = less successful? I doubt it. But I'm usually wrong.

Also, moobs make a great beer holder when my coffee table is too far away... and usually the owner of said moobs can open beer bottles easier than I can. Everyone wins!
2013-02-16 12:16:37 AM  
1 vote:
Sure you want them bigger on us lasses but you men can't handle it because it's 'weird', kittens.  What your fragile 'self-esteem' can't deal with it? Well wear looser shirts! Your fault if you get groped/teased. Duh.
2013-02-16 12:15:39 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "On rare occasions, Dr Masters said, he saw men who had enlarged breasts due to recreational drug use - such as chronic marijuana smokers"


2013-02-16 12:05:15 AM  
1 vote:

jaytkay: davidphogan: I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts...

Stop it, fatties. You are not in shape. You have moobs because you are a fat-ass.

/ Ghastly excepted
// We all love Ghastly

Who's the fatty? One of my friends had a man boob when he weighed 120 lbs. I was relating to how as an exception it sucks to have something that makes people stare.

But at least I now know you're just an asshole and only maybe a troll.
2013-02-15 11:46:59 PM  
1 vote:

davidphogan: I had a friend in a similar situation. I have a bit of sympathy for people who have to deal with that. It's one thing if they're formed by indifference, it's another whole situation if it's genetics.

What if a person's indifference is caused by their genetics? Are we only forgiving primary genetic causes here like a gene that directly causes moobs, or are we also finding sympathy for people whose genetic conditions lead them to a lifestyle that causes moobs?
2013-02-15 11:38:02 PM  
1 vote:
Subby, you misspelled "boobs"...
2013-02-15 11:24:02 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-15 09:04:00 PM  
1 vote:
This article is useful without pics.
2013-02-15 08:48:39 PM  
1 vote:
Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.
2013-02-15 08:09:04 PM  
1 vote:

They're fake, and they're spectacular.
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