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2013-02-15 08:09:04 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

They're fake, and they're spectacular.
 
2013-02-15 08:14:16 PM
This is so wrong, in so many ways.  Guys, you were given wonderful moobs, now let your women enjoy them.  Let them motorboat you and enjoy them not looking you in the eye when you are talking to them.  Flaunt your man-cleavage, wear push-up bros and show your woman your wonderful man-lumps.  Just think, it gives you another place to store stuff, in you moob bank.

/sadly I am not even an a-cup, my wife has to deal with a flat chested man.
 
2013-02-15 08:42:13 PM
I'm sorry, the answer is "moops".
 
2013-02-15 08:48:39 PM
Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.
 
2013-02-15 09:04:00 PM
This article is useful without pics.
 
2013-02-15 09:09:01 PM
need to look good in the competitive corporate job market,

For F*ck's sake...just sit up straight, you fat bastard.
 
2013-02-15 09:13:46 PM

quatchi: This article is useful without pics.


You've doomed this thread.
 
2013-02-15 09:13:48 PM
www.clublexus.com
 
2013-02-15 09:20:30 PM

davidphogan: quatchi: This article is useful without pics.

You've doomed this thread.


Like it had a chance to start with?

I like yer optimism.
 
2013-02-15 09:55:33 PM
The surgery is becoming more common as acceptance and awareness increases...

What the fu-  OH, you mean awareness that people are shallow judgmental assholes and acceptance of going under the knife to appease the shallow assholes...OK
 
2013-02-15 11:12:29 PM
sigh
 
2013-02-15 11:14:18 PM

Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.


nomeatballs.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-15 11:15:36 PM

davidphogan: Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.


I'm fat and lazy because it makes my moobs look normal. I once lost 60 pounds (from 280 to 220) and my moobs stayed about the same size... That was kind of weird. I'm happy at 250, where I'm expected to have man breasts. :-p
 
2013-02-15 11:16:04 PM
fta On rare occasions, Dr Masters said, he saw men who had enlarged breasts due to recreational drug use - such as chronic marijuana smokers...

Just tell me staying up all night on the computer while sucking down beer and pizza is still cool
 
2013-02-15 11:16:54 PM

quatchi: davidphogan: quatchi: This article is useful without pics.

You've doomed this thread.

Like it had a chance to start with?

I like yer optimism.


now we're all winners!

yay?

t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-15 11:16:56 PM
Swiping a credit card is far easier than exercise.
 
2013-02-15 11:19:58 PM

URAPNIS: Swiping a credit card is far easier than exercise.


If you're already fat, exercising isn't going to get rid of the skin.
 
2013-02-15 11:20:39 PM

davidphogan: quatchi: This article is useful without pics.

You've doomed this thread.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-15 11:22:05 PM
www.tabu.ro

Agrees.
 
2013-02-15 11:24:02 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-15 11:24:03 PM

davidphogan: Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.


It's completely necessary, at least sometimes. I had to have it done when I was a teenager because my testosterone levels were outrageously high, even for a teenage boy. Same phenomenon that happens to dudes on roids. Wasn't otherwise fat and it made life hell.
 
2013-02-15 11:31:15 PM

BigJake: davidphogan: Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.

It's completely necessary, at least sometimes. I had to have it done when I was a teenager because my testosterone levels were outrageously high, even for a teenage boy. Same phenomenon that happens to dudes on roids. Wasn't otherwise fat and it made life hell.


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-02-15 11:31:54 PM
Treadmill. They'll look marvelous during.
 
2013-02-15 11:33:39 PM
Middle-age starts in your 30s now? Fark!
 
2013-02-15 11:33:39 PM

MrHappyRotter: How YOU doin'?


Well it did also leave me with very broad shoulders so that's nice I guess
 
2013-02-15 11:35:47 PM

BigJake: MrHappyRotter: How YOU doin'?

Well it did also leave me with very broad shoulders so that's nice I guess


Awesome.  I like girthy men.
 
2013-02-15 11:37:47 PM

MrHappyRotter: Awesome. I like girthy men.


I'm flattered but furry sympathizers aren't really my type
 
2013-02-15 11:38:02 PM
Subby, you misspelled "boobs"...

i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-15 11:38:50 PM

BigJake: davidphogan: Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.

It's completely necessary, at least sometimes. I had to have it done when I was a teenager because my testosterone levels were outrageously high, even for a teenage boy. Same phenomenon that happens to dudes on roids. Wasn't otherwise fat and it made life hell.


I had a friend in a similar situation. I have a bit of sympathy for people who have to deal with that. It's one thing if they're formed by indifference, it's another whole situation if it's genetics.
 
2013-02-15 11:41:40 PM
I have considered this, but then my giant rib cage would probably look even weirder, and then I'd need surgery to push that in. And I'd probably eventually need to fix my face. My weird ass face.

//My body image issues fade as my desire for sex wanes.
///I'mokaywiththis.jpg
 
2013-02-15 11:44:18 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-15 11:44:40 PM
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-02-15 11:45:28 PM

davidphogan: I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts

...

Stop it, fatties. You are not in shape. You have moobs because you are a fat-ass.

/ Ghastly excepted
// We all love Ghastly
 
2013-02-15 11:46:59 PM

davidphogan: I had a friend in a similar situation. I have a bit of sympathy for people who have to deal with that. It's one thing if they're formed by indifference, it's another whole situation if it's genetics.


What if a person's indifference is caused by their genetics? Are we only forgiving primary genetic causes here like a gene that directly causes moobs, or are we also finding sympathy for people whose genetic conditions lead them to a lifestyle that causes moobs?
 
2013-02-15 11:47:21 PM

Notabunny: davidphogan: quatchi: This article is useful without pics.

You've doomed this thread.


Are the moobs or the shaved Nicolson pits weirder in that pic?
 
2013-02-15 11:47:27 PM
*scans headline*

www.irononsticker.com

.................


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-02-15 11:48:43 PM
 
2013-02-15 11:50:08 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-15 11:50:17 PM
Kids In The Hall tackled this sensitive subject long ago.

Link

NSFW, I suppose.
 
2013-02-15 11:53:26 PM
I'm in my early thirties, dealt with this shiat since high school.  I want to get the surgery but I want to lose a few more pounds first.  Until then I wear a compression shirt.  It helps a lot.
 
2013-02-15 11:54:01 PM

amquelbettamin: Are the moobs or the shaved Nicolson pits weirder in that pic?


The 18" hoagie he's eating out in the middle of the ocean raises more questions.
 
2013-02-15 11:56:50 PM
I know a guy who got his moobs removed and he said it changed his life, so if you're thinking about it, do it.
 
2013-02-15 11:56:57 PM
Given how many dumb idiot women do vagina "enhancements", this does not surprise me.
 
2013-02-15 11:57:57 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: amquelbettamin: Are the moobs or the shaved Nicolson pits weirder in that pic?

The 18" hoagie he's eating out in the middle of the ocean raises more questions.


www.sitcomsonline.com

Blimpie.
 
2013-02-15 11:58:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 12:05:15 AM

jaytkay: davidphogan: I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts...

Stop it, fatties. You are not in shape. You have moobs because you are a fat-ass.

/ Ghastly excepted
// We all love Ghastly


Who's the fatty? One of my friends had a man boob when he weighed 120 lbs. I was relating to how as an exception it sucks to have something that makes people stare.

But at least I now know you're just an asshole and only maybe a troll.
 
2013-02-16 12:06:40 AM
I thought some of the guys WANT to wake up and play with their boobs and scratch their balls first thing in the morning!

/Or did he mean fondle MY boobs?
// You men confuse me.
 
2013-02-16 12:10:41 AM
I used to think boobs were cool, but now everyone has 'em.
 
2013-02-16 12:15:39 AM
FTA: "On rare occasions, Dr Masters said, he saw men who had enlarged breasts due to recreational drug use - such as chronic marijuana smokers"

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

/weedteats
 
2013-02-16 12:15:41 AM
maybe they could stop giving hormones to dairy cows so they make as much milk as possible.......
 
2013-02-16 12:16:37 AM
Sure you want them bigger on us lasses but you men can't handle it because it's 'weird', kittens.  What your fragile 'self-esteem' can't deal with it? Well wear looser shirts! Your fault if you get groped/teased. Duh.
 
2013-02-16 12:19:06 AM

Nutsac_Jim: maybe they could stop giving hormones to dairy cows so they make as much milk as possible.......


bgh does not work this way
 
2013-02-16 12:19:12 AM

Maggie_Luna: Sure you want them bigger on us lasses but you men can't handle it because it's 'weird', kittens.  What your fragile 'self-esteem' can't deal with it? Well wear looser shirts! Your fault if you get groped/teased. Duh.


Oh, right, blame the victim.

/He was totally asking for it.

//No, really, he literally asked for it.
 
2013-02-16 12:19:30 AM

Maggie_Luna: Sure you want them bigger on us lasses but you men can't handle it because it's 'weird', kittens.  What your fragile 'self-esteem' can't deal with it? Well wear looser shirts! Your fault if you get groped/teased. Duh.


You're one of those dudes who plays a girl on the internet, right?
 
2013-02-16 12:23:03 AM

Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.


0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-02-16 12:26:00 AM
what, no side moob pics?
 
2013-02-16 12:26:54 AM
As a girl, I'm getting a kick...
eh not really.

Husky guys with moobs? No biggie. Big guys with moobs? It's all good. A really skinny dude with moobs? I can see how that would make him uncomfortable.

I don't get the "more successful in the corporate world" thing. Big boobs on women = successful. Duh. Big boobs on men = less successful? I doubt it. But I'm usually wrong.

Also, moobs make a great beer holder when my coffee table is too far away... and usually the owner of said moobs can open beer bottles easier than I can. Everyone wins!
 
2013-02-16 12:29:22 AM
Exercise, you dirty fatties.
 
2013-02-16 12:35:25 AM
Women: They go to surgeons to increase boob size.
Men: They go to surgeons to decrease moob size.
Surgeon: Hmm... boob/moob, made of fat.... men provide fat, women need fat...

And that's the story of tomorrow's boob jobs.
 
2013-02-16 12:37:51 AM

Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.


Who's that woman? Why you post her?
 
2013-02-16 12:40:16 AM

megarian: As a girl, I'm getting a kick...
eh not really.

Husky guys with moobs? No biggie. Big guys with moobs? It's all good. A really skinny dude with moobs? I can see how that would make him uncomfortable.

I don't get the "more successful in the corporate world" thing. Big boobs on women = successful. Duh. Big boobs on men = less successful? I doubt it. But I'm usually wrong.

Also, moobs make a great beer holder when my coffee table is too far away... and usually the owner of said moobs can open beer bottles easier than I can. Everyone wins!


Such a positive outlook on life, I only get upset when they're bigger than mine.
 
2013-02-16 12:41:26 AM

Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.


Brain telling me that this is a trap, but my junk says that's not a man in drag.
 
2013-02-16 12:44:53 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.

Who's that woman? Why you post her?


That's a man, baby!
 
2013-02-16 12:48:35 AM
I've always had issues with my voluptuous man-titties. I've always been fat, even when growing up, so they've always been there. Another thing is that I have inverted nipples. I know that doesn't really matter for a guy, but growing up any point of difference was cause for embarassment.

On the plus side, I started losing weight on New Year's Day this year and am down 28 lbs so far. A great deal of it is coming off my chest, so that's promising.
 
2013-02-16 12:48:46 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: As a girl, I'm getting a kick...
eh not really.

Husky guys with moobs? No biggie. Big guys with moobs? It's all good. A really skinny dude with moobs? I can see how that would make him uncomfortable.

I don't get the "more successful in the corporate world" thing. Big boobs on women = successful. Duh. Big boobs on men = less successful? I doubt it. But I'm usually wrong.

Also, moobs make a great beer holder when my coffee table is too far away... and usually the owner of said moobs can open beer bottles easier than I can. Everyone wins!

Such a positive outlook on life, I only get upset when they're bigger than mine.


I don't have the belly-to-boob ratio for beer holding. And if a dude's boobs are bigger than mine, it's all good until he makes fun of me for it. He would owe me a boob job*. More winning!!!

*well, not just a boob job. Both boobs. I like symmetry.
 
2013-02-16 12:58:46 AM

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: As a girl, I'm getting a kick...
eh not really.

Husky guys with moobs? No biggie. Big guys with moobs? It's all good. A really skinny dude with moobs? I can see how that would make him uncomfortable.

I don't get the "more successful in the corporate world" thing. Big boobs on women = successful. Duh. Big boobs on men = less successful? I doubt it. But I'm usually wrong.

Also, moobs make a great beer holder when my coffee table is too far away... and usually the owner of said moobs can open beer bottles easier than I can. Everyone wins!

Such a positive outlook on life, I only get upset when they're bigger than mine.

I don't have the belly-to-boob ratio for beer holding. And if a dude's boobs are bigger than mine, it's all good until he makes fun of me for it. He would owe me a boob job*. More winning!!!

*well, not just a boob job. Both boobs. I like symmetry.


LoL ; ) Yea, doing them one at at a time would seem weird.
 
2013-02-16 01:00:36 AM
i'm a tall fat bastard with moobs. people (women) stare sometimes during warm weather clothing season. these are the same types that seem to ignore my stomach is larger than some people and my arse is the size of an economy car. whatever. never been into athletics or exercise, probably gained and lost 1,000LBS over the years. i couldn't care less what other people think.
 
2013-02-16 01:07:30 AM

KrispyKritter: i'm a tall fat bastard with moobs. people (women) stare sometimes during warm weather clothing season. these are the same types that seem to ignore my stomach is larger than some people and my arse is the size of an economy car. whatever. never been into athletics or exercise, probably gained and lost 1,000LBS over the years. i couldn't care less what other people think.


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-02-16 01:09:22 AM
lolhehehe.com
 
2013-02-16 01:11:01 AM

FizixJunkee:


Alright, the moobs are the least of the wrong here.
 
2013-02-16 01:13:10 AM

FizixJunkee: [lolhehehe.com image 600x622]


Gaaaaachhhhhhh!  Fark you!

/eyebleach
 
2013-02-16 01:16:34 AM

KrispyKritter: i'm a tall fat bastard with moobs. people (women) stare sometimes during warm weather clothing season. these are the same types that seem to ignore my stomach is larger than some people and my arse is the size of an economy car. whatever. never been into athletics or exercise, probably gained and lost 1,000LBS over the years. i couldn't care less what other people think.


I vote you Most Likely To Lead A Happy And Content Life
 
2013-02-16 01:37:50 AM
I'm not letting Larry Dallas liposuck my moobs.

static.stuff.co.nz

You'll see that life is a ball again
And laughter's callin' for you
 
2013-02-16 02:09:28 AM
So, NOT bookmarking this thread. Using actual bleach for eye-bleach might not be a bad thing now.
 
2013-02-16 02:13:47 AM

FizixJunkee: [lolhehehe.com image 600x622]


Nightmare fuel.
 
2013-02-16 02:22:49 AM
More nightmare fuel:

x1a.xanga.com
 
2013-02-16 02:38:02 AM

Kevin72: More nightmare fuel:

[x1a.xanga.com image 379x640]


That's just... so incredibly wrong.
/Snerk
 
2013-02-16 02:43:15 AM

Ghastly: They're fake, and they're spectacular.


This is why you show up in green, my friend.
 
2013-02-16 02:50:04 AM

Nature Spirals: Ghastly: They're fake, and they're spectacular.

This is why you show up in green, my friend.


That is why I want to marry Ghastly, sexy no matter how dressed ; )
 
2013-02-16 03:40:39 AM

FizixJunkee: [lolhehehe.com image 600x622]


Well, obviously he needs enlargements to help his self-esteem and eliminate those snoopy breasts. C cup, at least, I'm thinking.
 
2013-02-16 04:26:33 AM
So how is the Food incorporated steroid farm working out for y'all, chesty?
 
2013-02-16 05:41:56 AM

WilliamLeeTwitch: drjekel_mrhyde: Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.

Who's that woman? Why you post her?

That's a man, baby!


Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2013-02-16 06:52:27 AM

Kevin72: More nightmare fuel:

[x1a.xanga.com image 379x640]


Came here for that, leaving satisfied (and a bit disturbed)
 
2013-02-16 07:47:25 AM
Stop eating so much soy and dairy. Milk is full of hormones they feed the cows to make them produce more. Soy has a natural estrogen-like compound in it. Americans consume soy and milk products just as they do HFCS(hand over fist.)
 
2013-02-16 10:00:47 AM
It's called obesity.  Kids don't do any exercise anymore.  Neither do the men and especially the women.  Living in the US is living in hog heaven.

A piece of advice for all.  How do you properly make love to an obese woman?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
 
2013-02-16 10:02:31 AM

boinkingbill: It's called obesity.  Kids don't do any exercise anymore.  Neither do the men and especially the women.  Living in the US is living in hog heaven.

A piece of advice for all.  How do you properly make love to an obese woman?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.


Slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in.
 
2013-02-16 10:05:52 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.

Who's that woman? Why you post her?


sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net

She's Katey Sagal's slutty sister.
 
2013-02-16 10:46:08 AM

Moonlightfox: Stop eating so much soy and dairy. Milk is full of hormones they feed the cows to make them produce more. Soy has a natural estrogen-like compound in it. Americans consume soy and milk products just as they do HFCS(hand over fist.)


*sigh*  we need a full-retard list.
 
2013-02-16 11:35:28 AM
I blame the hegemonic Matriarchy and their unrealistic standards of male beauty.
 
2013-02-16 12:48:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 01:13:16 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nature Spirals: Ghastly: They're fake, and they're spectacular.

This is why you show up in green, my friend.

That is why I want to marry Ghastly, sexy no matter how dressed ; )


[jumps in da pile, starts wrassling]
 
2013-02-16 01:16:01 PM
WHOA HOUSTON WE HAVE SUMPIN GOIN' ON HERE

/wow, them's epic, SpaceBison.
 
2013-02-16 01:26:25 PM

Kittypie070: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nature Spirals: Ghastly: They're fake, and they're spectacular.

This is why you show up in green, my friend.

That is why I want to marry Ghastly, sexy no matter how dressed ; )

[jumps in da pile, starts wrassling]


Just the way I like it.
/The more the merrier ; )
 
2013-02-16 03:09:10 PM
I used to go to Coney Island in the summer in the 1960s as a kid and indulged in that fine pastime of watching the freak show go by. As a veteran people watcher I can tell you that the moob thing is far worse and far more out of proportion. There have always been chubby guys, but the guys these days have really breasty breasts, whereas before, they were a more like fuzzy flapjacks. It isn't just the weight. t might be the tinfoil hat talking, but bisphenols in plastics, the use of hormone replacement and birth control (which gets in the water), and FSM knows what all else in our environment is having an effect on all of us. It's showing up in men with the moobs and the lowering sperm count.

As for the article, I totally understand why these guys are doing it.
 
2013-02-16 03:10:27 PM
It's funny, if my tits were on a guy, it would be disgusting. But on me, not so much.

No, I am not defending moobs. Simply pointing it out. It a man can weigh so much (barring some weird medical condition) and develop tits that rival a woman's, then... uh... gross. Although John Leguizamo looked fairly good dressed as a woman in To Wong Foo.

/loved that movie
 
2013-02-16 07:23:48 PM

Anastacya: It's funny, if my tits were on a guy, it would be disgusting. But on me, not so much.


[citation needed]

/EIP
 
2013-02-16 09:52:16 PM

untaken_name: Anastacya: It's funny, if my tits were on a guy, it would be disgusting. But on me, not so much.

[citation needed]

/EIP


My pic is in my profile. :P
 
2013-02-17 02:20:46 AM
lolhehehe.com

That is the best Lena Dunham costume I have ever seen.
 
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