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2013-02-15 08:09:04 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

They're fake, and they're spectacular.
 
2013-02-15 08:14:16 PM  
This is so wrong, in so many ways.  Guys, you were given wonderful moobs, now let your women enjoy them.  Let them motorboat you and enjoy them not looking you in the eye when you are talking to them.  Flaunt your man-cleavage, wear push-up bros and show your woman your wonderful man-lumps.  Just think, it gives you another place to store stuff, in you moob bank.

/sadly I am not even an a-cup, my wife has to deal with a flat chested man.
 
2013-02-15 08:42:13 PM  
I'm sorry, the answer is "moops".
 
2013-02-15 08:48:39 PM  
Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.
 
2013-02-15 09:04:00 PM  
This article is useful without pics.
 
2013-02-15 09:09:01 PM  
need to look good in the competitive corporate job market,

For F*ck's sake...just sit up straight, you fat bastard.
 
2013-02-15 09:13:46 PM  

quatchi: This article is useful without pics.


You've doomed this thread.
 
2013-02-15 09:13:48 PM  
www.clublexus.com
 
2013-02-15 09:20:30 PM  

davidphogan: quatchi: This article is useful without pics.

You've doomed this thread.


Like it had a chance to start with?

I like yer optimism.
 
2013-02-15 09:55:33 PM  
The surgery is becoming more common as acceptance and awareness increases...

What the fu-  OH, you mean awareness that people are shallow judgmental assholes and acceptance of going under the knife to appease the shallow assholes...OK
 
2013-02-15 11:12:29 PM  
sigh
 
2013-02-15 11:14:18 PM  

Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 448x750]

They're fake, and they're spectacular.


nomeatballs.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-15 11:15:36 PM  

davidphogan: Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.


I'm fat and lazy because it makes my moobs look normal. I once lost 60 pounds (from 280 to 220) and my moobs stayed about the same size... That was kind of weird. I'm happy at 250, where I'm expected to have man breasts. :-p
 
2013-02-15 11:16:04 PM  
fta On rare occasions, Dr Masters said, he saw men who had enlarged breasts due to recreational drug use - such as chronic marijuana smokers...

Just tell me staying up all night on the computer while sucking down beer and pizza is still cool
 
2013-02-15 11:16:54 PM  

quatchi: davidphogan: quatchi: This article is useful without pics.

You've doomed this thread.

Like it had a chance to start with?

I like yer optimism.


now we're all winners!

yay?

t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-15 11:16:56 PM  
Swiping a credit card is far easier than exercise.
 
2013-02-15 11:19:58 PM  

URAPNIS: Swiping a credit card is far easier than exercise.


If you're already fat, exercising isn't going to get rid of the skin.
 
2013-02-15 11:20:39 PM  

davidphogan: quatchi: This article is useful without pics.

You've doomed this thread.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-15 11:22:05 PM  
www.tabu.ro

Agrees.
 
2013-02-15 11:24:02 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-15 11:24:03 PM  

davidphogan: Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.


It's completely necessary, at least sometimes. I had to have it done when I was a teenager because my testosterone levels were outrageously high, even for a teenage boy. Same phenomenon that happens to dudes on roids. Wasn't otherwise fat and it made life hell.
 
2013-02-15 11:31:15 PM  

BigJake: davidphogan: Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.

It's completely necessary, at least sometimes. I had to have it done when I was a teenager because my testosterone levels were outrageously high, even for a teenage boy. Same phenomenon that happens to dudes on roids. Wasn't otherwise fat and it made life hell.


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-02-15 11:31:54 PM  
Treadmill. They'll look marvelous during.
 
2013-02-15 11:33:39 PM  
Middle-age starts in your 30s now? Fark!
 
2013-02-15 11:33:39 PM  

MrHappyRotter: How YOU doin'?


Well it did also leave me with very broad shoulders so that's nice I guess
 
2013-02-15 11:35:47 PM  

BigJake: MrHappyRotter: How YOU doin'?

Well it did also leave me with very broad shoulders so that's nice I guess


Awesome.  I like girthy men.
 
2013-02-15 11:37:47 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Awesome. I like girthy men.


I'm flattered but furry sympathizers aren't really my type
 
2013-02-15 11:38:02 PM  
Subby, you misspelled "boobs"...

i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-15 11:38:50 PM  

BigJake: davidphogan: Compared to many plastic surgeries this doesn't seem like it's all that gratuitous. I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts I can understand how that could be embarrassing enough to justify this.

It's completely necessary, at least sometimes. I had to have it done when I was a teenager because my testosterone levels were outrageously high, even for a teenage boy. Same phenomenon that happens to dudes on roids. Wasn't otherwise fat and it made life hell.


I had a friend in a similar situation. I have a bit of sympathy for people who have to deal with that. It's one thing if they're formed by indifference, it's another whole situation if it's genetics.
 
2013-02-15 11:41:40 PM  
I have considered this, but then my giant rib cage would probably look even weirder, and then I'd need surgery to push that in. And I'd probably eventually need to fix my face. My weird ass face.

//My body image issues fade as my desire for sex wanes.
///I'mokaywiththis.jpg
 
2013-02-15 11:44:18 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-15 11:44:40 PM  
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-02-15 11:45:28 PM  

davidphogan: I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts

...

Stop it, fatties. You are not in shape. You have moobs because you are a fat-ass.

/ Ghastly excepted
// We all love Ghastly
 
2013-02-15 11:46:59 PM  

davidphogan: I had a friend in a similar situation. I have a bit of sympathy for people who have to deal with that. It's one thing if they're formed by indifference, it's another whole situation if it's genetics.


What if a person's indifference is caused by their genetics? Are we only forgiving primary genetic causes here like a gene that directly causes moobs, or are we also finding sympathy for people whose genetic conditions lead them to a lifestyle that causes moobs?
 
2013-02-15 11:47:21 PM  

Notabunny: davidphogan: quatchi: This article is useful without pics.

You've doomed this thread.


Are the moobs or the shaved Nicolson pits weirder in that pic?
 
2013-02-15 11:47:27 PM  
*scans headline*

www.irononsticker.com

.................


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-02-15 11:48:43 PM  
 
2013-02-15 11:50:08 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-15 11:50:17 PM  
Kids In The Hall tackled this sensitive subject long ago.

Link

NSFW, I suppose.
 
2013-02-15 11:53:26 PM  
I'm in my early thirties, dealt with this shiat since high school.  I want to get the surgery but I want to lose a few more pounds first.  Until then I wear a compression shirt.  It helps a lot.
 
2013-02-15 11:54:01 PM  

amquelbettamin: Are the moobs or the shaved Nicolson pits weirder in that pic?


The 18" hoagie he's eating out in the middle of the ocean raises more questions.
 
2013-02-15 11:56:50 PM  
I know a guy who got his moobs removed and he said it changed his life, so if you're thinking about it, do it.
 
2013-02-15 11:56:57 PM  
Given how many dumb idiot women do vagina "enhancements", this does not surprise me.
 
2013-02-15 11:57:57 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: amquelbettamin: Are the moobs or the shaved Nicolson pits weirder in that pic?

The 18" hoagie he's eating out in the middle of the ocean raises more questions.


www.sitcomsonline.com

Blimpie.
 
2013-02-15 11:58:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-16 12:05:15 AM  

jaytkay: davidphogan: I guess it's one thing if the person is just fat and lazy, but for an in shape guy to have full on breasts...

Stop it, fatties. You are not in shape. You have moobs because you are a fat-ass.

/ Ghastly excepted
// We all love Ghastly


Who's the fatty? One of my friends had a man boob when he weighed 120 lbs. I was relating to how as an exception it sucks to have something that makes people stare.

But at least I now know you're just an asshole and only maybe a troll.
 
2013-02-16 12:06:40 AM  
I thought some of the guys WANT to wake up and play with their boobs and scratch their balls first thing in the morning!

/Or did he mean fondle MY boobs?
// You men confuse me.
 
2013-02-16 12:10:41 AM  
I used to think boobs were cool, but now everyone has 'em.
 
2013-02-16 12:15:39 AM  
FTA: "On rare occasions, Dr Masters said, he saw men who had enlarged breasts due to recreational drug use - such as chronic marijuana smokers"

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

/weedteats
 
2013-02-16 12:15:41 AM  
maybe they could stop giving hormones to dairy cows so they make as much milk as possible.......
 
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