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(SFGate)   Days since last mass hatcheting: 0   (sfgate.com) divider line 21
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10720 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2013 at 9:08 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-15 09:21:01 PM  
8 votes:
I suffered from a nasty hatchet wound for 5 years. Then I got divorced.
2013-02-15 09:20:36 PM  
7 votes:
cdn2.mamapop.com

is lending his expertise to the investigation.
2013-02-15 09:29:07 PM  
3 votes:
exclaim.ca
  does not approve
2013-02-15 09:15:30 PM  
3 votes:
Are we in double digit deaths by hatchet this year?  Does it have to hit double digits before someone strawman's the shiat out of it?

Can we please have a serious national discussion about the biggest threat to our democracy, the proliferation and escalation of gun control strawman arguments?
2013-02-15 08:31:29 PM  
3 votes:
This is not the time to talk about hatchet control.
2013-02-15 09:19:45 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, come on.  Can you really call two people a mass? I think that four is pretty much the minimum required for a mass hatcheting.
2013-02-15 09:19:20 PM  
2 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: Days since last stupid headline like this also at 0


That counter has never been not zero
2013-02-15 08:58:25 PM  
2 votes:
Was it a high-capacity hatchet with a folding stock or a bayonet lug?
2013-02-16 01:43:34 AM  
1 votes:

BuckTurgidson: Frank N Stein: [militarytimes.com image 500x311]

There is no legitimate civilian use for military-style assault hatchets.

That's a Glock AR-47 tactical assault hatchet.


Yay!
2013-02-15 11:22:49 PM  
1 votes:
img850.imageshack.us
2013-02-15 10:49:26 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 550x395]

is lending his expertise to the investigation.


"No matter what you did you deserve respect. Even if you make mistakes, you loveable. It doesn't matter your looks, skills, age, or size, or anything. You're worthwhile. No one can ever take that away from you. [...] So I started smashing him in the head, smash, smash, sah-MASH!"
2013-02-15 10:02:59 PM  
1 votes:

Chameleon: Oh, come on.  Can you really call two people a mass? I think that four is pretty much the minimum required for a mass hatcheting.


Depends how fat they are, I guess.
2013-02-15 10:01:32 PM  
1 votes:

12349876: How the hell is an attempted robbery a "mass event" subtard?


So Fark can fill it's mass weapon story quota to fill our mass appetite for outrage and strawmans.
2013-02-15 10:00:14 PM  
1 votes:
If we ban hatchets, only criminals will be sawyers.

i808.photobucket.com
2013-02-15 09:59:13 PM  
1 votes:

AcesFull: Amos Quito: [4chandata.org image 498x299]

They say nothing is obscure on Fark.

I kilt the bar what kilt me....



Wins!


davidphogan: Amos Quito: They say nothing is obscure on Fark.

Some things are. It helps if they're actually obscure.



It was a ruse... designed to expose the old fart Farkers.


;-Off my lawn!
2013-02-15 09:48:59 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Peter von Nostrand: Days since last stupid headline like this also at 0

That counter has never been not zero


[welcometofark.jpg]

...home of the stupid headlines, cuz that's the point, isn't it?
2013-02-15 09:45:28 PM  
1 votes:
attacked in their home with a hatchet Thursday night by three men
three men attacked the 58-year-old man with a hatchet


How do 3 men attack someone with 1 hatchet?  How does that work?  Do they each take a swipe and then hand it to the next guy?  "Your turn, bro"
2013-02-15 09:36:00 PM  
1 votes:
Hatchet attack, you say?
www.liveforfilms.com
2013-02-15 09:09:40 PM  
1 votes:
Ugh. Another hatchet control thread.
2013-02-15 09:01:18 PM  
1 votes:
militarytimes.com

There is no legitimate civilian use for military-style assault hatchets.
2013-02-15 08:45:58 PM  
1 votes:

davidphogan: This is not the time to talk about hatchet control.


Man, if hatchets are outlawed, only outlaws will have hatchets!
 
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