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(SFGate)   Days since last mass hatcheting: 0   (sfgate.com) divider line 18
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2013-02-15 09:10:18 PM  
5 votes:
Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?
2013-02-15 09:20:36 PM  
3 votes:
cdn2.mamapop.com

is lending his expertise to the investigation.
2013-02-15 08:36:52 PM  
2 votes:
Days since last stupid headline like this also at 0
2013-02-15 10:13:58 PM  
1 votes:
not obscure to you know it all's:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-15 09:56:26 PM  
1 votes:
images.encyclopediadramatica.se
Knows a thing or two about mass hatchetings.
Also knows English- very well.
2013-02-15 09:29:07 PM  
1 votes:
exclaim.ca
  does not approve
2013-02-15 09:21:01 PM  
1 votes:
I suffered from a nasty hatchet wound for 5 years. Then I got divorced.
2013-02-15 09:19:45 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, come on.  Can you really call two people a mass? I think that four is pretty much the minimum required for a mass hatcheting.
2013-02-15 09:19:20 PM  
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: Days since last stupid headline like this also at 0


That counter has never been not zero
2013-02-15 09:18:30 PM  
1 votes:
ya know, maybe we should consider doing something to help the folks who on the edge of goin off their rockers before they knock you off yours
2013-02-15 09:15:50 PM  
1 votes:

LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?


LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?


   you have to sharpen those things for maximum value...otherwise,you just got an awkward hammer.
2013-02-15 09:15:30 PM  
1 votes:
Are we in double digit deaths by hatchet this year?  Does it have to hit double digits before someone strawman's the shiat out of it?

Can we please have a serious national discussion about the biggest threat to our democracy, the proliferation and escalation of gun control strawman arguments?
2013-02-15 09:09:40 PM  
1 votes:
Ugh. Another hatchet control thread.
2013-02-15 09:03:26 PM  
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: [militarytimes.com image 500x311]

There is no legitimate civilian use for military-style assault hatchets.


That's nasty.
There is NO reason to have a two sided hatchet like that.  A blade on one side is all someone needs.  They can put a flower or something on the other side.
2013-02-15 09:02:00 PM  
1 votes:

hundreddollarman: Was it a high-capacity hatchet with a folding stock or a bayonet lug?


It was an assault hatchet.

Probably bought at one of those hatchet shows.
2013-02-15 09:01:18 PM  
1 votes:
militarytimes.com

There is no legitimate civilian use for military-style assault hatchets.
2013-02-15 08:45:58 PM  
1 votes:

davidphogan: This is not the time to talk about hatchet control.


Man, if hatchets are outlawed, only outlaws will have hatchets!
2013-02-15 08:31:29 PM  
1 votes:
This is not the time to talk about hatchet control.
 
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