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davidphogan		2013-02-15 08:31:29 PM

This is not the time to talk about hatchet control.

Peter von Nostrand		2013-02-15 08:36:52 PM

Days since last stupid headline like this also at 0

Kyosuke		2013-02-15 08:45:58 PM

davidphogan: This is not the time to talk about hatchet control.

Man, if hatchets are outlawed, only outlaws will have hatchets!

hundreddollarman		2013-02-15 08:58:25 PM

Was it a high-capacity hatchet with a folding stock or a bayonet lug?

Frank N Stein		2013-02-15 09:01:18 PM

There is no legitimate civilian use for military-style assault hatchets.

tenpoundsofcheese		2013-02-15 09:02:00 PM

hundreddollarman: Was it a high-capacity hatchet with a folding stock or a bayonet lug?

It was an assault hatchet.

Probably bought at one of those hatchet shows.

tenpoundsofcheese		2013-02-15 09:03:26 PM

Frank N Stein: [militarytimes.com image 500x311]

There is no legitimate civilian use for military-style assault hatchets.

That's nasty.
There is NO reason to have a two sided hatchet like that. A blade on one side is all someone needs. They can put a flower or something on the other side.

Frank N Stein		2013-02-15 09:07:59 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Frank N Stein: [militarytimes.com image 500x311]

There is no legitimate civilian use for military-style assault hatchets.

That's nasty.
There is NO reason to have a two sided hatchet like that. A blade on one side is all someone needs. They can put a flower or something on the other side.

I'm actually looking at getting just a large fixed blade knife for similar duties. The Kershaw camp 10 specifically, because it's cheap
www.highvelocitytactical.com

megarian		2013-02-15 09:09:40 PM

Ugh. Another hatchet control thread.

LordJiro		2013-02-15 09:10:18 PM

Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

kmmontandon		2013-02-15 09:13:00 PM

LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

Thank God Adam Lanza hadn't been armed with a hammer or something, he could've done some real damage.

hundreddollarman		2013-02-15 09:13:34 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: hundreddollarman: Was it a high-capacity hatchet with a folding stock or a bayonet lug?

It was an assault hatchet.

Probably bought at one of those hatchet shows.

We must close the hatchet show loophole!

Madman drummers bummers		2013-02-15 09:14:13 PM

They're just
cps-static.rovicorp.com

coeyagi		2013-02-15 09:15:30 PM

Are we in double digit deaths by hatchet this year? Does it have to hit double digits before someone strawman's the shiat out of it?

Can we please have a serious national discussion about the biggest threat to our democracy, the proliferation and escalation of gun control strawman arguments?

AcesFull		2013-02-15 09:15:50 PM

LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

you have to sharpen those things for maximum value...otherwise,you just got an awkward hammer.

tenpoundsofcheese		2013-02-15 09:16:06 PM

LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

If they didn't have hatchets they would have stayed home and watched American Idol.

If they had guns, they would have just threatened the house owners with them. They were there to steal, not kill.

With a hatchet, it isn't enough to just threaten someone, they had to disable the homeowners before they could steal.

vodka		2013-02-15 09:17:14 PM

kmmontandon: LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

Thank God Adam Lanza hadn't been armed with a hammer or something, he could've done some real damage.

Or even Bill Adama

tenpoundsofcheese		2013-02-15 09:17:26 PM

AcesFull: LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

you have to sharpen those things for maximum value...otherwise,you just got an awkward hammer.

Why don't we just make it illegal to sell hatchet sharpeners? This way we don't have to worry about hatchet control?

loonatic112358		2013-02-15 09:18:30 PM

ya know, maybe we should consider doing something to help the folks who on the edge of goin off their rockers before they knock you off yours

Frank N Stein		2013-02-15 09:18:38 PM

coeyagi: Are we in double digit deaths by hatchet this year? Does it have to hit double digits before someone strawman's the shiat out of it?

Can we please have a serious national discussion about the biggest threat to our democracy, the proliferation and escalation of gun control strawman arguments?

Why are you diverting attention from our problem of legal assault hatchet ownership?

Oldiron_79		2013-02-15 09:19:20 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Days since last stupid headline like this also at 0

That counter has never been not zero

coeyagi		2013-02-15 09:19:37 PM

Frank N Stein: coeyagi: Are we in double digit deaths by hatchet this year? Does it have to hit double digits before someone strawman's the shiat out of it?

Can we please have a serious national discussion about the biggest threat to our democracy, the proliferation and escalation of gun control strawman arguments?

Why are you diverting attention from our problem of legal assault hatchet ownership?

Why are you diverting attention from our problem of unlicensed concealed hatchet carry?

Chameleon		2013-02-15 09:19:45 PM

Oh, come on. Can you really call two people a mass? I think that four is pretty much the minimum required for a mass hatcheting.

mizchief		2013-02-15 09:19:53 PM

LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

The idea is for the homeowners to have guns to defend themselves from thugs with hatchets.

Apos		2013-02-15 09:20:36 PM

is lending his expertise to the investigation.

coeyagi		2013-02-15 09:20:57 PM

mizchief: LordJiro: Two people with non-life threatening injuries. Good thing the robbers didn't have guns, innit?

The idea is for the homeowners to have guns to defend themselves from thugs with hatchets.

I certainly feel the need to have a 30 round mag to mow down the zombie apocalypse 2.0, now with higher brain function for carrying hatchets!

bearded clamorer		2013-02-15 09:21:01 PM

I suffered from a nasty hatchet wound for 5 years. Then I got divorced.

Desmo		2013-02-15 09:23:34 PM

kmmontandon:Thank God Adam Lanza hadn't been armed with a hammer or something, he could've done some real damage.

Agrees

i43.photobucket.com

No Time To Explain		2013-02-15 09:23:54 PM

Apos: is lending his expertise to the investigation.

Yeah, but where was the friendly neighbourhood hatchet brother to prevent this?

/likely catching a big wave

tenpoundsofcheese		2013-02-15 09:24:29 PM

lack of warmth		2013-02-15 09:25:13 PM

Frank N Stein: [militarytimes.com image 500x311]

There is no legitimate civilian use for military-style assault hatchets.

How many swings does that thing hold in its clip?

/kidding

Old Huntstein		2013-02-15 09:27:18 PM

Apos: [cdn2.mamapop.com image 550x395]

is lending his expertise to the investigation.

SU-MASH!

tenpoundsofcheese		2013-02-15 09:27:22 PM

Frank N Stein: coeyagi: Are we in double digit deaths by hatchet this year? Does it have to hit double digits before someone strawman's the shiat out of it?

Can we please have a serious national discussion about the biggest threat to our democracy, the proliferation and escalation of gun control strawman arguments?

Why are you diverting attention from our problem of legal assault hatchet ownership?

We don't know that he was the actual owner. He could have stolen the hatchet, borrowed it from his friend Dave or even found it outside the house before they entered.

We need hatchet registration AND bio-activated locks on hatchets.

Tymast		2013-02-15 09:29:07 PM

does not approve

Krieghund		2013-02-15 09:29:20 PM

Wanted for questioning:

www.tucsonweekly.com

untaken_name		2013-02-15 09:30:12 PM

You can have my hatchet when you take it from my messily-hacked-off-hand.

No Time To Explain		2013-02-15 09:31:33 PM

Tymast: does not approve

Took long enough for this to show

/I approve... Something...

Spaced Cowboy		2013-02-15 09:32:48 PM

Dammit, Michael.

Quaker		2013-02-15 09:36:00 PM

Hatchet attack, you say?
www.liveforfilms.com

Amos Quito		2013-02-15 09:37:41 PM

They say nothing is obscure on Fark.

Maus III		2013-02-15 09:37:49 PM

No Time To Explain: Tymast: does not approve

Took long enough for this to show

/I approve... Something...

Interesting. When I was in the joint doing a dime stretch I turned into a brown-boy...I ATE shiat.

AcesFull		2013-02-15 09:38:58 PM

Amos Quito: [4chandata.org image 498x299]

They say nothing is obscure on Fark.

I kilt the bar what kilt me....

relcec		2013-02-15 09:39:01 PM

no civilian needs a hatchet that big.
must be making up for small penis.

davidphogan		2013-02-15 09:43:07 PM

Amos Quito: They say nothing is obscure on Fark.

Some things are. It helps if they're actually obscure.

Mentalpatient87		2013-02-15 09:43:49 PM

Bad publicity..

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-02-15 09:45:27 PM

TreeHugger		2013-02-15 09:45:28 PM

attacked in their home with a hatchet Thursday night by three men
three men attacked the 58-year-old man with a hatchet

How do 3 men attack someone with 1 hatchet? How does that work? Do they each take a swipe and then hand it to the next guy? "Your turn, bro"

No Time To Explain		2013-02-15 09:48:00 PM

TreeHugger: attacked in their home with a hatchet Thursday night by three men
three men attacked the 58-year-old man with a hatchet

How do 3 men attack someone with 1 hatchet? How does that work? Do they each take a swipe and then hand it to the next guy? "Your turn, bro"

Sharing is caring

/friends of a feather hatchet together

Gyrfalcon		2013-02-15 09:48:59 PM

Oldiron_79: Peter von Nostrand: Days since last stupid headline like this also at 0

That counter has never been not zero

[welcometofark.jpg]

...home of the stupid headlines, cuz that's the point, isn't it?

AcesFull		2013-02-15 09:51:30 PM

Amos Quito: [4chandata.org image 498x299]

a resident of Ogden Utah...he leaves behind loving wives..Leah,Rachel,Sarah,Mary,Sandra,Beth,Jessica,Susan,Eve,Andrea and Jo Ann....along with 62 children.

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