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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   Viagra can be used to make flowers stand up straighter. "Hey, bud, let's party"   (fox19.com) divider line 18
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2013-02-15 08:58:50 PM
Subby needs to get pistil-whipped for that joke.

/What?
 
2013-02-15 09:00:41 PM
Put this in your tulips.
 
2013-02-15 09:44:51 PM
What a waste of viagra.
 
2013-02-15 09:48:30 PM

quatchi: Subby needs to get pistil-whipped for that joke.

/What?


sta (in your day job) men.

/men-man ya ya..  you only gave me so much to work with....
 
2013-02-15 10:26:44 PM

basemetal: What a waste of viagra.


It's easy to feel that easy if it's not your buds that are drooping.
 
2013-02-15 11:14:32 PM
Beware of Petunia Priapism!
 
2013-02-15 11:18:37 PM
After the first dosage, it rose.
 
2013-02-15 11:20:41 PM
Choosy mums choose stiff.
 
2013-02-15 11:24:21 PM
Me so thorny!

^__^
 
2013-02-15 11:24:51 PM
Viagra is the reward for women who marry gold.
 
2013-02-15 11:47:29 PM
How do you get the flowers to swallow them?
 
2013-02-16 12:02:13 AM
FTA: Each pill costs roughly $5, according to Men's Health.

$10 gas to pick her up and ferry her back to your spot
$3 for dollar menu dinner
$3 movie rental
$5 for viagra
$1 for condom

jeebus this is getting expensive.
 
2013-02-16 01:21:47 AM
FTA:Each pill costs roughly $5, according to Men's Health.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

More like $25 per tablet. Shiat's expensive.
 
2013-02-16 02:00:31 AM

jaylectricity: Viagra is the reward for women who marry gold.


Ever see that Viagra parody ad, the "Thanks Viagra" one in which various trophy wives are put out at having to put out so much much due to the invention of the stiffy pill? Basically a bunch of grinning older men saying "Thanks Viagra" with glee and a bunch of trophy wives saying it deeply sarcastically.

Think it was on SNL. Can't find it on the tubes.
 
2013-02-16 12:16:01 PM

davidphogan: basemetal: What a waste of viagra.

It's easy to feel that easy if it's not your buds that are drooping.


Heh, that makes me wonder if the combined would make you high and hard......
 
2013-02-16 12:44:16 PM
I just can't imagine spending that kind of money to fix droopy flowers. Seems fishy.
 
2013-02-16 08:15:11 PM
I was reading a Darwin Awards book and this guy's girlfriend wasn't having sex with him, so during one sexually frustrated moment, he decided to stick his penis into a glass flower vase.  He got excited and well, the vase was fragile, and it broke into little, sharp, pieces.  He ended up with emergency surgery, the need to use a catheter for several weeks, and the possibility that he'll never have a fully functioning penis for the rest of his life.
 
2013-02-17 12:28:15 AM
These were the best puns I've ever made and I feel like they fell on deaf ears.
 
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