FARK.com: (7595401) Denver Airport officials can't shake the bunnies-attacking-cars problem, ready to have Elmer Fudd hop a flight to end the madness

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		Denver Airport officials can't shake the bunnies-attacking-cars problem, ready to have Elmer Fudd hop a flight to end the madness (denver.cbslocal.com)		58
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BeSerious		2013-02-15 08:14:41 PM

Insurance companies won't pay? Huge surprise.

leevis		2013-02-15 08:14:55 PM

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

MrHappyRotter		2013-02-15 08:15:01 PM

Oh bunnies you so crazy.

Apos		2013-02-15 08:15:37 PM

MrHappyRotter		2013-02-15 08:15:41 PM

CygnusDarius		2013-02-15 08:16:24 PM

It begins.

upload.wikimedia.org

MrHappyRotter		2013-02-15 08:16:52 PM

Fano		2013-02-15 08:17:58 PM

Send Jimmy CARter

leevis		2013-02-15 08:18:41 PM

http://www.fark.com/comments/7594097/Burglars-raiding-house-flee-in-t e rror-after-accidentally-waking-upthe-little-girls-pet-rabbit

Trifecta in play?

sloshed_again		2013-02-15 08:19:51 PM

I should have taken a left at albuquerque.

LordOfThePings		2013-02-15 08:20:27 PM

Nasty, big, pointy teeth!

www.themovies.co.za

99.998er		2013-02-15 08:21:41 PM

Goodbye Bunny!

Hagenhatesyouall		2013-02-15 08:21:59 PM

A cast of Harris Hawks could help solve that problem.

www.coulsonharrishawks.com

MrHappyRotter		2013-02-15 08:22:48 PM

Iz a bunnay

lh6.googleusercontent.com

skinink		2013-02-15 08:23:32 PM

"28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the wiring will be eaten. "

24.media.tumblr.com

MrHappyRotter		2013-02-15 08:24:00 PM

WEZ BUNNAYZ TOO

lh4.googleusercontent.com

MrHappyRotter		2013-02-15 08:25:07 PM

RELUCTANTLY ALSO BUNNAYZ TOO

lh4.googleusercontent.com

TinyFist		2013-02-15 08:25:51 PM

MrHappyRotter:

I love the book(s) of bunny suicides. Little fluffy bunnies that no longer care to live.

Also miss Trigger Happy TV

Damili		2013-02-15 08:28:45 PM

LordOfThePings: Nasty, big, pointy teeth!

[www.themovies.co.za image 800x441]

Perhaps they need.....

people.ucsc.edu

skinink		2013-02-15 08:29:15 PM

Fano		2013-02-15 08:30:42 PM

Solution

Walker		2013-02-15 08:31:53 PM

TinyFist: MrHappyRotter:

I love the book(s) of bunny suicides. Little fluffy bunnies that no longer care to live.

Also miss Trigger Happy TV

HELLO!
img.photobucket.com

/yeah that was a great show. I miss it too.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-02-15 08:32:55 PM

MrHappyRotter: WEZ BUNNAYZ TOO

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 646x353]

The one on the left is in on the joke.

Bastard Toadflax		2013-02-15 08:34:18 PM

Smoebody droppped the ball:

http://www.fark.com/goto/7594911/http://www.denverpost.com/watercoole r /ci_22598220/bunnies-taking-toll-cars-at-denver-airport" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">You're traveling to the airport. Did you remember to close the garage? Set automatic lights? Coat your spark plug cables with coyote urine?

acefox1		2013-02-15 08:34:50 PM

Great, more ammo for the Denver Airport conspiracy nuts.

robohobo		2013-02-15 08:35:10 PM

loonatic112358		2013-02-15 08:36:17 PM

Maybe tame dogs?

I bet a scotty or a corgi would love to chase bunnies all day

Ryker's Peninsula		2013-02-15 08:36:36 PM

I'm not an official, but I'd go with "A better fence".

Apos		2013-02-15 08:39:39 PM

"NO you can't just hop off to join your friends in mischief!"

phrawgh		2013-02-15 08:44:42 PM

skinink: "28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the wiring will be eaten. "

[24.media.tumblr.com image 450x659]

Surprise! you're dead!
Ha ha! open your eyes
See the world as it used to be when you used to be in it
When you were alive and when you were in love
And when I took it from you!
It's not over yet
You don't remember?
I won't let you forget
The hatred I bestowed
Upon your neck with a fatal blow
From my teeth and my tongue
I've drank and swallowed, but it's just begun
Now you are mine
I'll keep killing you until the end of time
Surprise! you're dead!
Guess what?
It never ends...
The pain, the torment and torture, profanity
Nausea, suffering, perversion, calamity
You can't get away

Buttle not Tuttle		2013-02-15 08:45:23 PM

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Went hopping through the DEN lot,
Chewing on ignition cables,
Making them go to pot.

StreetlightInTheGhetto		2013-02-15 08:47:13 PM

I'll just leave this here.

Captain Steroid		2013-02-15 08:47:16 PM

One've these oughta' clear the little buggers out... >:-)

home.roadrunner.com

megarian		2013-02-15 08:47:26 PM

Just send in an army of overly affectionate special ed kids. Problem solved.

mmonnens		2013-02-15 08:47:36 PM

oblig.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqC_YdG7GtM

Ronin_S		2013-02-15 08:48:17 PM

I've always wanted to try rabbit stew.

/rabbit tastes like really lean chicken, if that's even possible
//wrap it in bacon
///mmm, bacon

remus		2013-02-15 08:49:06 PM

Just release wild wolves in the parking areas. Bunny problem solved!

mizchief		2013-02-15 08:49:35 PM

Just let the bunnies in to see some of the murals and they will hop away for their lives and never come back:

zazenlife.com

tuffsnake		2013-02-15 08:51:46 PM

Damn bunnies, you got no laws, you got no honor!

bdub77		2013-02-15 08:58:16 PM

"But...but....look at the BONES!"

jaytkay		2013-02-15 08:59:43 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: A cast of Harris Hawks could help solve that problem.

Hawks and coyotes. I have seen coyotes on the grounds of DEN.

WTF, predators, WTF?

Oldiron_79		2013-02-15 09:00:34 PM

I believe St Atilla had some wise teachings about how best to deal with bunnies in the book of Armaments.

gerbilpox		2013-02-15 09:02:54 PM

shokokuphoenix		2013-02-15 09:07:51 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: A cast of Harris Hawks could help solve that problem.

[www.coulsonharrishawks.com image 500x401]

I support the hell out of this proposition, and offer the services of my own parabuteos. >:]

Hemp4Victory		2013-02-15 09:10:03 PM

Snakes on the plains mother farker

Hemp4Victory		2013-02-15 09:18:37 PM

/End of thread

MrHappyRotter		2013-02-15 09:21:10 PM

Fin

Medic Zero		2013-02-15 09:22:11 PM

Love rabbits. Had a Netherland Dwarf last. Tried to let him run free around the apartment for a while, but the little bugger loved electrical cords for some reason. Always chewing on the electrical cords, always caught him before he electrocuted himself. The shiat of it is he wouldn't chew on anything I gave him to control his teeth so I had the regular, awful, task of trimming them. I even went as far as cutting the electrical cord off an old lamp and giving that to him, but of course he wanted nothing to do with THAT cord!

CSB?