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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Denver Airport officials can't shake the bunnies-attacking-cars problem, ready to have Elmer Fudd hop a flight to end the madness   ( divider line 57
    More: Followup, Denver Airport, Denver, principles, flights, parking lots  
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2013-02-15 08:14:41 PM  
Insurance companies won't pay? Huge surprise.
2013-02-15 08:14:55 PM  
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
2013-02-15 08:15:01 PM  
Oh bunnies you so crazy.
2013-02-15 08:15:37 PM
2013-02-15 08:15:41 PM
2013-02-15 08:16:24 PM  
It begins.
2013-02-15 08:16:52 PM
2013-02-15 08:17:58 PM  
Send Jimmy CARter
2013-02-15 08:18:41 PM  
2013-02-15 08:19:51 PM  
I should have taken a left at albuquerque.
2013-02-15 08:20:27 PM  
Nasty, big, pointy teeth!
2013-02-15 08:21:41 PM

Goodbye Bunny!
2013-02-15 08:21:59 PM  
A cast of Harris Hawks could help solve that problem.
2013-02-15 08:22:48 PM  
Iz a bunnay
2013-02-15 08:23:32 PM  
"28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the wiring will be eaten. "
2013-02-15 08:24:00 PM  
2013-02-15 08:25:07 PM  
2013-02-15 08:25:51 PM  


I love the book(s) of bunny suicides. Little fluffy bunnies that no longer care to live.

Also miss Trigger Happy TV
2013-02-15 08:28:45 PM  
LordOfThePings: Nasty, big, pointy teeth!

[ image 800x441]

Perhaps they need.....
2013-02-15 08:29:15 PM
2013-02-15 08:30:42 PM

2013-02-15 08:31:53 PM  

TinyFist: MrHappyRotter:

I love the book(s) of bunny suicides. Little fluffy bunnies that no longer care to live.

Also miss Trigger Happy TV


/yeah that was a great show. I miss it too.
2013-02-15 08:32:55 PM  


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The one on the left is in on the joke.
2013-02-15 08:34:18 PM  
Smoebody droppped the ball: r /ci_22598220/bunnies-taking-toll-cars-at-denver-airport" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">You're traveling to the airport. Did you remember to close the garage? Set automatic lights? Coat your spark plug cables with coyote urine?
2013-02-15 08:34:50 PM  
Great, more ammo for the Denver Airport conspiracy nuts.
2013-02-15 08:35:10 PM
2013-02-15 08:36:17 PM  
Maybe tame dogs?

I bet a scotty or a corgi would love to chase bunnies all day
2013-02-15 08:36:36 PM  
I'm not an official, but I'd go with "A better fence".
2013-02-15 08:39:39 PM
"NO you can't just hop off to join your friends in mischief!"
2013-02-15 08:44:42 PM  

skinink: "28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the wiring will be eaten. "

[ image 450x659]

Surprise! you're dead!
Ha ha! open your eyes
See the world as it used to be when you used to be in it
When you were alive and when you were in love
And when I took it from you!
It's not over yet
You don't remember?
I won't let you forget
The hatred I bestowed
Upon your neck with a fatal blow
From my teeth and my tongue
I've drank and swallowed, but it's just begun
Now you are mine
I'll keep killing you until the end of time
Surprise! you're dead!
Guess what?
It never ends...
The pain, the torment and torture, profanity
Nausea, suffering, perversion, calamity
You can't get away
2013-02-15 08:45:23 PM  
Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Went hopping through the DEN lot,
Chewing on ignition cables,
Making them go to pot.
2013-02-15 08:47:13 PM

I'll just leave this here.
2013-02-15 08:47:16 PM  
One've these oughta' clear the little buggers out... >:-)
2013-02-15 08:47:26 PM  
Just send in an army of overly affectionate special ed kids. Problem solved.
2013-02-15 08:47:36 PM  
2013-02-15 08:48:17 PM  
I've always wanted to try rabbit stew.

/rabbit tastes like really lean chicken, if that's even possible
//wrap it in bacon
///mmm, bacon
2013-02-15 08:49:06 PM  
Just release wild wolves in the parking areas.  Bunny problem solved!
2013-02-15 08:51:46 PM  
Damn bunnies, you got no laws, you got no honor!
2013-02-15 08:58:16 PM  
"But...but....look at the BONES!"
2013-02-15 08:59:43 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: A cast of Harris Hawks could help solve that problem.

Hawks and coyotes. I have seen coyotes on the grounds of DEN.

WTF, predators, WTF?
2013-02-15 09:00:34 PM  
I believe St Atilla had some wise teachings about how best to deal with bunnies in the book of Armaments.
2013-02-15 09:02:54 PM
2013-02-15 09:07:51 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: A cast of Harris Hawks could help solve that problem.

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I support the hell out of this proposition, and offer the services of my own parabuteos. >:]
2013-02-15 09:10:03 PM  
Snakes on the plains mother farker
2013-02-15 09:18:37 PM  
/End of thread
2013-02-15 09:21:10 PM  
2013-02-15 09:22:11 PM  
Love rabbits. Had a Netherland Dwarf last. Tried to let him run free around the apartment for a while, but the little bugger loved electrical cords for some reason. Always chewing on the electrical cords, always caught him before he electrocuted himself. The shiat of it is he wouldn't chew on anything I gave him to control his teeth so I had the regular, awful, task of trimming them. I even went as far as cutting the electrical cord off an old lamp and giving that to him, but of course he wanted nothing to do with THAT cord!

2013-02-15 09:25:10 PM  

MrHappyRotter: [ image 650x475]

Ah, c'mon. The bunny was not that ugly.
2013-02-15 09:25:57 PM  
Predator piss. Gives a whole new meaning to... wait for it... pee pee.

/sorry. someone had to say it.
2013-02-15 09:28:18 PM  
I've seen a coyote running around one of the covered garages at DIA.  Maybe the coyotes are too busy eating litter to bother with the little mountain cottontails.

\there are prairie dog colonies around DIA also
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