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(KTUL Tulsa)   It's just a wild guess, but for some reason it doesn't look like this woman wanted her mugshot taken   (ktul.com) divider line 19
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26123 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2013 at 6:04 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-15 06:25:14 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-15 06:17:01 PM  
5 votes:
It doesn't help that her left shoulder is being attacked by the Addams' Family Thing.

ktul.images.worldnow.com
2013-02-15 05:51:13 PM  
5 votes:
www.vetmed.wsu.edu
2013-02-15 07:01:25 PM  
4 votes:

99.998er: But I thought all oral started out pretty much like that. It does for me, anyway.


No, it's not supposed to be that way.  I'd suggest maybe biting the hands holding you and trying to escape in some way and then calling the cops.
2013-02-15 06:15:52 PM  
4 votes:
FTA : An arrest report indicates Jamie Blalack, 45, was driving at a high rate of speed

media.cmgdigital.com

She... cant... drive... FIFTY FIVE!!!
2013-02-15 07:56:06 PM  
3 votes:
ktul.images.worldnow.comi.ebayimg.com
2013-02-15 06:31:35 PM  
3 votes:
Fresh out of high school, I ran shutdown for a minicomputer in the data processing center of Broken Arrow Medical Center. There were tons of big-faced people running all over back then. It was quite the epidemic. Emergency would get them in beginning around 2:30 am after the bars had closed and the doctors would attempt to drain their faces. We would constantly play "The Small Faces" over speakers throughout the place to little effect. I used to keep the door locked, although it was a narrow door and the few times they managed to open it their giant hideous faces would wedge in the door jam and save me. Then they would stare balefully at me with red-rimmed eyes while I backed up medical files on the Cipher Drive before pulling free and wobbling frightfully out.
2013-02-15 06:29:20 PM  
3 votes:
But I thought all oral started out pretty much like that. It does for me, anyway.
2013-02-15 06:00:24 PM  
3 votes:
Weird Al Yankovic got arrested!

ktul.images.worldnow.com

blogs.villagevoice.com
2013-02-15 06:56:57 PM  
2 votes:
kriv.images.worldnow.com
This must be her boyfriend.
2013-02-15 10:00:18 PM  
1 votes:
I'm ashamed that I'm not finding it as hard to masturbate to that as I should.
2013-02-15 09:37:36 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: The officer pulled her over and noticed she was under the influence.

Of what, cheeseburgers?
2013-02-15 09:07:39 PM  
1 votes:
It's just not fark without a golden huffer mouth 'shooped on.

/sad
2013-02-15 08:04:55 PM  
1 votes:
I wish I had a copy of my mugshot

best shiat eating fark you grin ever
2013-02-15 07:48:20 PM  
1 votes:

Gabrielmot: lack of warmth: You will eat your vegetables and like it.  Eat them, eat them!

I don't think anyone has ever had any problems getting that woman to eat something...


Only if they were fried, maybe.  Fresh veggies are a different story.

Mainly reminds me of a small child throwing a fit.
2013-02-15 07:16:05 PM  
1 votes:

99.998er: But I thought all oral started out pretty much like that. It does for me, anyway.


*shakes tiny fist*
2013-02-15 06:21:40 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: It doesn't help that her left shoulder is being attacked by the Addams' Family Thing.

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Mistook her for Cousin It, maybe?
2013-02-15 06:05:56 PM  
1 votes:

lack of warmth: You will eat your vegetables and like it.  Eat them, eat them!


I don't think anyone has ever had any problems getting that woman to eat something...
2013-02-15 05:52:10 PM  
1 votes:
Ken's trolling.
 
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