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(KTUL Tulsa)   It's just a wild guess, but for some reason it doesn't look like this woman wanted her mugshot taken   (ktul.com) divider line 68
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2013-02-15 05:51:13 PM  
www.vetmed.wsu.edu
 
2013-02-15 05:52:10 PM  
Ken's trolling.
 
2013-02-15 05:57:47 PM  
You will eat your vegetables and like it.  Eat them, eat them!
 
2013-02-15 06:00:24 PM  
Weird Al Yankovic got arrested!

ktul.images.worldnow.com

blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2013-02-15 06:05:56 PM  

lack of warmth: You will eat your vegetables and like it.  Eat them, eat them!


I don't think anyone has ever had any problems getting that woman to eat something...
 
2013-02-15 06:15:52 PM  
FTA : An arrest report indicates Jamie Blalack, 45, was driving at a high rate of speed

media.cmgdigital.com

She... cant... drive... FIFTY FIVE!!!
 
2013-02-15 06:17:01 PM  
It doesn't help that her left shoulder is being attacked by the Addams' Family Thing.

ktul.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-02-15 06:21:26 PM  
Tulsa Police arrested a Broken Arrow woman for driving under the influence near Brookside, early Thursday morning.


Who else is gonna bring her a broken arrow?  who else is gonna bring her a bottle of rain?  There she goes, movin' across the water.

/obscure?
 
2013-02-15 06:21:40 PM  

skinink: It doesn't help that her left shoulder is being attacked by the Addams' Family Thing.

[ktul.images.worldnow.com image 624x468]


Mistook her for Cousin It, maybe?
 
2013-02-15 06:23:53 PM  
MOM?!!!?!
 
2013-02-15 06:24:07 PM  
Did she have a nuclear weapon in the trunk?
 
2013-02-15 06:24:22 PM  
Might have been easier to lay her on the floor for the picture.
 
2013-02-15 06:24:50 PM  
She looks like she should've just put the lotion on it's skin...
 
2013-02-15 06:25:14 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 06:27:02 PM  
I thought Dee Snyder found Christ
 
2013-02-15 06:27:07 PM  
ktul.images.worldnow.com

www.popmodal.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-15 06:28:09 PM  
Some people should be camera shy. This woman is one of them.
 
2013-02-15 06:29:20 PM  
But I thought all oral started out pretty much like that. It does for me, anyway.
 
2013-02-15 06:31:35 PM  
Fresh out of high school, I ran shutdown for a minicomputer in the data processing center of Broken Arrow Medical Center. There were tons of big-faced people running all over back then. It was quite the epidemic. Emergency would get them in beginning around 2:30 am after the bars had closed and the doctors would attempt to drain their faces. We would constantly play "The Small Faces" over speakers throughout the place to little effect. I used to keep the door locked, although it was a narrow door and the few times they managed to open it their giant hideous faces would wedge in the door jam and save me. Then they would stare balefully at me with red-rimmed eyes while I backed up medical files on the Cipher Drive before pulling free and wobbling frightfully out.
 
2013-02-15 06:32:50 PM  
Less than 20 comments in and this thread is already fantastic. Well done, Farkers!
 
2013-02-15 06:33:44 PM  

Apos: Less than 20 30 comments in and this thread is already fantastic. Well done, Farkers!


FTFM
 
2013-02-15 06:50:01 PM  
Aaaaannnd I'm late with the Sam Kinison reference -  first thing i thought of Cletus!
 
2013-02-15 06:50:09 PM  

Cletus C.: [ktul.images.worldnow.com image 624x468]

[www.popmodal.com image 240x180]


It's who I thought of too.
 
2013-02-15 06:51:18 PM  

Tangenital: big-faced people


Is that a thing? Like, for real?
 
2013-02-15 06:56:42 PM  
That's a man, baby!
 
2013-02-15 06:56:57 PM  
kriv.images.worldnow.com
This must be her boyfriend.
 
2013-02-15 07:01:25 PM  

99.998er: But I thought all oral started out pretty much like that. It does for me, anyway.


No, it's not supposed to be that way.  I'd suggest maybe biting the hands holding you and trying to escape in some way and then calling the cops.
 
2013-02-15 07:02:08 PM  
For not cooperating on a mug shot, do they charge the offender with "resisting"?

What if the offender doesn't fight, but just refuses to open their eyes or close their mouth? The lack of active resistance would seem to disqualify those actions from charges of resisting, perhaps there are laws for "not cooperating"?
 
2013-02-15 07:07:50 PM  

kdawg7736: [kriv.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]
This must be her boyfriend.


Beaker's really let himself go.
 
2013-02-15 07:11:32 PM  

TomD9938: FTA : An arrest report indicates Jamie Blalack, 45, was driving at a high rate of speed

[media.cmgdigital.com image 400x300]

She... cant... drive... FIFTY FIVE!!!


Oh. Damn. Nice.
 
2013-02-15 07:14:55 PM  
Meh, looks like  my wife when I "ask" for a beej.
 
2013-02-15 07:16:05 PM  

99.998er: But I thought all oral started out pretty much like that. It does for me, anyway.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-02-15 07:17:07 PM  
anotherfilmblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-15 07:21:12 PM  
Broken Arrow
www.aga30.com
 
2013-02-15 07:27:46 PM  
There's a Broken Bow somewhere in Oklahoma as well.
I'm not sure why they have those names, but I guess it goes along with the general theme of conquest against the natives.
 
2013-02-15 07:34:10 PM  

kdawg7736: [kriv.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]
This must be her boyfriend.

His right arm looks like they have him in a goose neck hold, that has to hurt.

 
2013-02-15 07:34:11 PM  

Cletus C.: [ktul.images.worldnow.com image 624x468]

[www.popmodal.com image 240x180]


Where she was arrested is only about 5 miles from Sam Kinison's grave
 
2013-02-15 07:37:38 PM  
To be fair subby, I don't think anyoneis really wanting their mugshot taken.
 
2013-02-15 07:48:20 PM  

Gabrielmot: lack of warmth: You will eat your vegetables and like it.  Eat them, eat them!

I don't think anyone has ever had any problems getting that woman to eat something...


Only if they were fried, maybe.  Fresh veggies are a different story.

Mainly reminds me of a small child throwing a fit.
 
2013-02-15 07:56:06 PM  
ktul.images.worldnow.comi.ebayimg.com
 
2013-02-15 08:03:28 PM  
1890's troll says, "This is why women should never have the right to vote".
 
2013-02-15 08:04:55 PM  
I wish I had a copy of my mugshot

best shiat eating fark you grin ever
 
2013-02-15 08:08:45 PM  
She puts the capital T in TWAT.
 
2013-02-15 08:09:31 PM  
that's my 'O' face.
 
2013-02-15 08:09:40 PM  
>img src="http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab334/ThomasO_photo/996BAR_Joh n_Travolta_015.jpg">

That crazy biatch is not my woman!!!
 
2013-02-15 08:10:35 PM  
She's not the only one
 
2013-02-15 08:11:14 PM  
Oopsi877.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-15 08:39:53 PM  
helablog.com
 
2013-02-15 08:44:38 PM  
Does anyone ever wonder if this woman suddenly sees her face and accompanying comments here? I think that could be rather depressing for her.

That being said, that is one hard forty five.
 
2013-02-15 09:02:08 PM  
Man, Robert Plant has really let himself go.
 
2013-02-15 09:05:02 PM  

angryjd: that is one hard forty five.


What planet are you from?
 
2013-02-15 09:07:39 PM  
It's just not fark without a golden huffer mouth 'shooped on.

/sad
 
2013-02-15 09:07:45 PM  

angryjd: Does anyone ever wonder if this woman suddenly sees her face and accompanying comments here? I think that could be rather depressing for her.

That being said, that is one hard forty five.


I'm noticing in my own experiences that many women of around this age start to gravitate just a wee bit towards some sort of temporary loose morals and just a general fokkit attitude. Maybe one day they wake up...tired of coloring that gray...tired of counting calories..not drinking during the day and while at work and driving.

Pretty soon they don't even get out of bed..

Talking to you mom
 
2013-02-15 09:17:08 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Ken's trolling.


He's roping em in left and right.
 
2013-02-15 09:22:29 PM  

LordOfThePings: [helablog.com image 487x542]


Everything about her is absolutely red hot.

Tell me you don't want to party with that chick round the clock. Ending with a couple of volcanic orgasms followed by projectile vomiting throughout your bedroom.
 
2013-02-15 09:23:18 PM  
Sammy Hagar shaved!
 
2013-02-15 09:37:36 PM  
FTA: The officer pulled her over and noticed she was under the influence.

Of what, cheeseburgers?
 
2013-02-15 09:40:12 PM  

LordOfThePings:


Waiting for this

/left satisfied
 
2013-02-15 09:40:18 PM  
Robert Plant!
 
2013-02-15 09:54:40 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: There's a Broken Bow somewhere in Oklahoma as well.
I'm not sure why they have those names, but I guess it goes along with the general theme of conquest against the natives.


The USAF sure does lose a lot of nukes...
 
2013-02-15 10:00:18 PM  
I'm ashamed that I'm not finding it as hard to masturbate to that as I should.
 
2013-02-15 10:15:52 PM  

Egalitarian: Robert Plant!


Bob Plant is looking a bit rough in that mugshot. Well that being sad Bob has been looking a bit rough for quite sometime now.
 
2013-02-15 11:22:26 PM  
Really cant understand why people would do this. I mean, they already have you in custody. What can you possibly gain other than taking shiat when your pic hits the internet?
 
2013-02-15 11:35:20 PM  
What's the point of these coerced mugshots? Is it gonna be like two weeks later some cop questions a woman and says "I think you may be a certain suspect we've arrested before but I can't be perfectly sure. Let Officer Oink here manhandle you against the wall and see if you match this picture."
 
2013-02-16 12:04:56 AM  

rickythepenguin: Tulsa Police arrested a Broken Arrow woman for driving under the influence near Brookside, early Thursday morning.


Who else is gonna bring her a broken arrow?  who else is gonna bring her a bottle of rain?  There she goes, movin' across the water.

/obscure?


Yes, Rod Stewart is completely obscure. Or were you asking about you misquoting the song?
 
2013-02-16 12:45:37 AM  
To be honest, It strikes me as disgusting mugshots like this are posted.  At least wait until the person is convicted.  Why should a bad day or a bad decision follow a person for the rest of their life.
 
2013-02-16 10:35:42 AM  

Oxygen_Thief: To be honest, It strikes me as disgusting mugshots like this are posted.  At least wait until the person is convicted.  Why should a bad day or a bad decision follow a person for the rest of their life.


0/10.
 
2013-02-16 11:35:38 AM  

Cletus C.: [ktul.images.worldnow.com image 624x468]

[www.popmodal.com image 240x180]


Dammit, that's where I was going

/I knew his "death" was a conspiracy
 
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