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(Foodbeast)   Creamy peanut butter is -- and always will be -- better than chunky   (foodbeast.com) divider line 33
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2013-02-15 05:20:50 PM
8 votes:
I like my peanut butter how I like my women - tan, creamy and easily spreadable.
2013-02-15 05:01:03 PM
7 votes:
Chunky peanut butter is just regular peanut butter that was never finished being made.  It's lazy peanut butter.
2013-02-15 06:02:00 PM
6 votes:
It's funny how you're all pretending like the best peanut butter isn't that Goober Grape stuff that comes pre-mixed with jelly. I like to have some on its own as an appetizer sometimes.

The main event, of course, is the well-done porterhouse steak, smothered in Heinz 57 sauce, which I like to wash down with a heavily-iced scotch.
2013-02-15 05:42:47 PM
6 votes:
I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky
2013-02-15 05:07:06 PM
4 votes:
You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.
2013-02-15 09:21:27 PM
3 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Don't judge me for the condiments I choose to put on my own hotdog and I won't judge you for the number of cocks you surely suck each and every day.



i512.photobucket.com

I'll put whatever condiments on as many cocks as I like.

/that didn't come out right

//neither did that

///damn it
2013-02-15 05:45:43 PM
3 votes:

Meatschool: I don't get any of it anymore... kid is allergic.


Peanut Butter > Kids
2013-02-15 09:44:10 PM
2 votes:

Acharne: macadamnut: Also, ketchup is fine, but only on french fries. It has no other applications. Don't let me catch you putting it on onion rings either.

Eggs, mac 'N cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, mixed with ranch and used with chicken nuggets.

And if you don't like Ketchup on your hot dogs:

For the love of god just don't use any. It's that easy. No need to be obnoxious to those of us who might do it.


Sir? You have been warned before about bringing level-headed discourse and reason to a Fark food thread. This is a formal warning. I know you're all Canadianny and such, but this sort of outrage will NOT be tolerated here. Ketchup on a hotdog is delicious, naysayers be damned to a thousand eternities of soul torturing madness.

I'm >this< close to reporting your tolerance to the mods. This malarkey is simply unacceptable.  You say you put ketchup on  hot dog? Defend it to the death!!!!
2013-02-15 05:56:21 PM
2 votes:
I like my peanut butter like I like my women: Peter Pan.

Huh.  I should reevaluate my standards for women.
2013-02-15 05:47:15 PM
2 votes:

some_beer_drinker: false. chunky is preferable is all applications


Ever hump a jar of chunky?

Yeah, didn't think so.
2013-02-16 02:01:15 PM
1 votes:

jakepowers: Creamy peanut butter is an ungodly abomination.


So is Justin Beiber.
2013-02-15 09:14:40 PM
1 votes:
Don't judge me for the condiments I choose to put on my own hotdog and I won't judge you for the number of cocks you surely suck each and every day.
2013-02-15 08:05:33 PM
1 votes:
CHUNKY! If I wanted to eat glue, I'd eat farking glue.
2013-02-15 07:32:56 PM
1 votes:
Creamy's for idiots, wimps, people who don't have the necessary hardware to chew, and most especially, idiotic wimps who don't have the necessary hardware to chew. If you lost all your teeth to meth, you're a creamy kinda person.

Chunky is for grownups and people of taste.

And Skippy Super Chunk is for real men (and their attractive womenfolk).
2013-02-15 07:15:49 PM
1 votes:
I'm gonna crumb!
2013-02-15 06:42:36 PM
1 votes:
My ex-wife tried the chunky to see if she likes it better than creamy.
She said the chunks could be painful.
And the dog didn't seem to go for as much either.
2013-02-15 06:34:52 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-15 06:32:16 PM
1 votes:

CowardlyLion: What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.


Has nothing to do with being a food purist. I like any number of tasty things on my hot dogs. But ketchup is not one of them. It's just awful. It's too sweet and it mixes with the bun to make an ungodly layer of pinkish mush. Blech. Hot dogs have a unique flavor that needs to be complemented with vinegary, savory things, not covered up with some syrupy tomato mess.

Go ahead and ruin your hot dog with ketchup if you like, but I'm going to assume you have the unrefined palate of an 8-year-old.
2013-02-15 06:23:30 PM
1 votes:

Acharne: The reason they sell multiple varieties is that some people have a preference. I despise any sugar or added oil in my peanut butter, so I tend to buy the 'Just Peanuts' kind of crunchy. I buy this because I prefer it, not because one kind is 'wrong'.

Subby and the article are silly critters.


Haven't you read Farks TOS? You better check that rational/ reasonable garbage at the door before waltzing in with your laissez faire attitude. This is a Fark food thread, some of us (Chunky lovers) are right, and the other side is full of despicable scum.

You'd better pick a side, dammit. And if it's over there with those "creamy" wimps, well, prepare to be abused and ridiculed by some random dude in an internet forum. IT'S WHAT WE DO!!!!
2013-02-15 06:14:46 PM
1 votes:
homepages.theonion.com
2013-02-15 06:07:52 PM
1 votes:
I prefer to avoid the whole hornets nest entirely.  I'll stick with plain white bread, thank you very much.  Maybe with a glass of water on the side for dippin'.
2013-02-15 06:05:43 PM
1 votes:
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2013-02-15 06:03:39 PM
1 votes:
SMOOTH!

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CHUNKAY!

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/Oh, it's on
2013-02-15 06:01:15 PM
1 votes:
dl.dropbox.com
2013-02-15 05:52:16 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-15 05:48:49 PM
1 votes:

bingo the psych-o: p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky

I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreadable.


I like my peanut butter like I like my women....

sealed in plastic containers.
2013-02-15 05:48:21 PM
1 votes:

bingo the psych-o: p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky

I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreadable.


Only a real man knows how to effectively spread chunky
2013-02-15 05:45:43 PM
1 votes:
11/10 <b>submitter</b>

Such a simple, blatant fallacy, hooking in so many. Classic troll.
2013-02-15 05:43:48 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Go ahead and try to make decent peanut butter cookies out of chunky and then tell me it's better than creamy.

Mrs Crotchgrabber tried it once.

Once.


and then you grabbed her crotch?
2013-02-15 05:32:28 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: When did chunky peanut butter become so popular.  Chunky peanut butter is to creamy peanut butter as Gobots are to Transformers and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.


I don't know, but I'm guessing that the increasing popularity of chunky peanut butter correlates exactly with the decline in America's moral standards.  This used to be a great nation, dammit.  I'm not saying chunky peanut butter was the *cause* of us losing our way, but it very well might be a symptom.
2013-02-15 05:17:56 PM
1 votes:
When did chunky peanut butter become so popular.  Chunky peanut butter is to creamy peanut butter as Gobots are to Transformers and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.
2013-02-15 05:11:22 PM
1 votes:
liar.
2013-02-15 04:36:17 PM
1 votes:
Blasphemer!
 
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