CowardlyLion: bratface: CowardlyLion: skinnycatullus: You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.You sicken me.What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.Ketchup is for children, they probably use thousand island dressing on salad too.Why's it for children? I'm trying to understand the thought process behind Fark's ketchup hate.JerseyTim: All peanut butter is good as long as the only ingredient is peanuts.Damn straight. I prefer chunky, still, but it's nearly impossible to find anywhere near me.Where do you live that you can't find chunky peanut butter at the grocery store?Philadelphia. I haven't seen a jar of chunky Smucker's peanut butter in several years--athough, given JerseyTim's endorsement above, I may try Trader Joe's to see if they have something (and it's tasty).
queezyweezel: Chunky peanut butter is just regular peanut butter that was never finished being made. It's lazy peanut butter.
FSMFTMFW: [media.fooducate.com image 430x358]Oh yeeeeaaa... fark all you other spreads!/comes in chunky too
Contrabulous Flabtraption: laulaja: Sole problem with chunky, is it can't come in Reduced Fat. boo hisssfat doesn't make you fat. sugar makes you fat
Stone Meadow: Been eating Adams Creamy for like 60 years.[service.jmslinks.com image 200x315]Offer me chunky, you're like dead to me.
Gough: Stone Meadow: Offer me chunky, you're like dead to me.I agree on the Adam's, but you've got the texture part wrong. In our family, creamy PB is known as "survival paste".
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ModernLuddite: bingo the psych-o: p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...Extra ChunkyI like my peanut butter like I like my women...Spreadable.I like my peanut butter like I like my women....sealed in plastic containers.
autopsybeverage: ModernLuddite: bingo the psych-o: p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...Extra ChunkyI like my peanut butter like I like my women...Spreadable.I like my peanut butter like I like my women....sealed in plastic containers.I like my peanut butter like I like my women...Spreading while I hold the knife.
peeledpeas: Subby probably puts the toilet paper roll on backwards too.DOWN THE FRONT MOFO'S OR YOU HATE AMERICA!!!
robodog: To all the idiot chunky lover, America's test kitchen has done 3 taste tests with peanut butter and creamy skippy has won all 3 times, with smooth Jif in second 2/3 times, in the most recent test no chunky brand was in the top half and the just peanuts and a bit of salt fell to the very bottom and was ranked almost inedible. Hydrogenation and a bit of salt, fat, and sugar tastes good!
ChubbyTiger: Trader Joe's creamy salted is the best pb and there cannot be a valid argument against this truth./peanuts + salt, that's it
jakepowers: Creamy peanut butter is an ungodly abomination.
Stone Meadow: ChubbyTiger: Trader Joe's creamy salted is the best pb and there cannot be a valid argument against this truth./peanuts + salt, that's itPfft..,Jimmy-Come-Lately copycats. Adams has been making their pb from just peanuts + salt since 1922./adds ketchup to my scrambled eggs, too
Land Ark: This is a more valid argument than try to make idiots understand that strawberry jelly is the one true jelly and that grape jelly is an abomination.
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