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(Foodbeast)   Creamy peanut butter is -- and always will be -- better than chunky   (foodbeast.com) divider line 246
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2013-02-15 10:12:06 PM

CowardlyLion: bratface: CowardlyLion: skinnycatullus: You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.

What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.

Ketchup is for children, they probably use thousand island dressing on salad too.

Why's it for children? I'm trying to understand the thought process behind Fark's ketchup hate.

JerseyTim: All peanut butter is good as long as the only ingredient is peanuts.

Damn straight. I prefer chunky, still, but it's nearly impossible to find anywhere near me.

Where do you live that you can't find chunky peanut butter at the grocery store?

Philadelphia. I haven't seen a jar of chunky Smucker's peanut butter in several years--athough, given JerseyTim's endorsement above, I may try Trader Joe's to see if they have something (and it's tasty).


Don't you guys have 'Adam's Natural Peanut Butter' on the East coast?

As for ketchup, for me it's for fries (mixed with tarter sauce), hash browns, and meat loaf (mixed with barbeque sauce). Nothing else. But to each his or her own.
 
2013-02-15 10:14:50 PM
You go to the store, put a tub under the spout, and hit the button.  Freshly ground peanut butter is yours.
 
2013-02-15 10:16:01 PM

queezyweezel: Chunky peanut butter is just regular peanut butter that was never finished being made.  It's lazy peanut butter.

correct.
 
2013-02-15 10:26:40 PM
Chunky is like orange juice with pulp. It's not doing anything but getting in the way of me enjoying what I'm consuming. Get it out of there.
 
2013-02-15 10:33:58 PM
Been eating Adams Creamy for like 60 years.

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Offer me chunky, you're like dead to me.
 
2013-02-15 10:34:49 PM
I prefer creamy on toast or celery, but chunky on sandwiches or for baking cookies. I buy both.
 
2013-02-15 10:38:28 PM

FSMFTMFW: [media.fooducate.com image 430x358]

Oh yeeeeaaa... fark all you other spreads!

/comes in chunky too


I knew I forgot one.
 
2013-02-15 11:02:07 PM
For those that buy "real" peanut butter...

Buy an extra jar of peanut butter, each time, and store it upside down in the pantry. By the time you need it (smoove er chunkie) the oil is at the bottom of the jar. Which is now up.

Open it up and stir, and you get great peanut butter with less mess. Because the oil rises from the "bottom", which was the "top".

/lifehack
 
2013-02-15 11:04:12 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: laulaja: Sole problem with chunky, is it can't come in Reduced Fat.  boo hisss

fat doesn't make you fat. sugar makes you fat


Dream on.
 
2013-02-15 11:07:58 PM
fat doesn't make you fat. sugar makes you fat

Does e.coli make you fat?  My previous brand was known for that secret ingredient.
 
2013-02-15 11:08:09 PM

Stone Meadow: Been eating Adams Creamy for like 60 years.

[service.jmslinks.com image 200x315]

Offer me chunky, you're like dead to me.


I agree on the Adam's, but you've got the texture part wrong.   In our family, creamy PB is known as "survival paste".

A serious question, though: are Smuckers and Adam's basically the same?  Since Smuckers owns Adams, and we don't see Smuckers around here, I wondered if it's like the whole Best Foods/Hellman's thing.  (For those of you who've never been west of the Hudson, Hellman's products carry the Best Foods label in the western part of the country).
 
2013-02-15 11:23:08 PM
Would you eat chunky butter and delude yourself into thinking that it's better than regular butter?
 
2013-02-15 11:25:49 PM

Gough: Stone Meadow: Offer me chunky, you're like dead to me.

I agree on the Adam's, but you've got the texture part wrong.   In our family, creamy PB is known as "survival paste".


I used to whine about it when I was a kid, because my siblings liked crunchy, and my mother would give me *that look*. Anyway, my wife likes creamy, too, so that's what we buy. Don't know about Smuckers...sorry.
 
2013-02-15 11:26:24 PM
If you really liked peanut butter you wouldn't be talking.  You can't talk with a mouth full of peanut butter.
 
2013-02-15 11:27:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 11:27:58 PM

Matthew Keene: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]


that stuff is too salty.
 
2013-02-15 11:29:36 PM

i.imgur.com


http://i.imgur.com/OERKS.jpg
 
2013-02-15 11:53:07 PM
I prefer chunky usually, but for some things... you can only spread chunky so thin. Always makes you use more peanut butter than you intended for good coverage.
 
2013-02-15 11:53:09 PM

lewismarktwo: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]
http://i.imgur.com/OERKS.jpg


This, but the chunky goes first.
 
2013-02-16 12:05:11 AM
Okay, this may be the only time I ever get to quote one of my own song lyrics in a thread and have it be at least remotely related to the topic.  Warning, high blech factor.  You may never think of peanut butter the same.

"They used to call Suzanne creamy
Cause she spread so nice and easy-
Crunchy would have fit her better,
But you would've had to've met her."
 
2013-02-16 12:29:20 AM
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2013-02-16 12:39:13 AM

ModernLuddite: bingo the psych-o: p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky

I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreadable.

I like my peanut butter like I like my women....

sealed in plastic containers.


I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreading while I hold the knife.
 
2013-02-16 12:43:02 AM
Subby probably puts the toilet paper roll on backwards too.


DOWN THE FRONT MOFO'S OR YOU HATE AMERICA!!!
 
2013-02-16 12:48:44 AM
Chunky peanut butter is better because it's got chunky peanuts in it, and creamy peanut butter doesn't have chunky peanuts in it.

What now?

You can't argue with logic!
 
2013-02-16 01:43:33 AM
I love whimsical arguments that give those of us who are reasonably level-headed most of the time to act like we're on the Politics tab.  Especially on a Friday evening.

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2013-02-16 02:16:01 AM
To all the idiot chunky lover, America's test kitchen has done 3 taste tests with peanut butter and creamy skippy has won all 3 times, with smooth Jif in second 2/3 times, in the most recent test no chunky brand was in the top half and the just peanuts and a bit of salt fell to the very bottom and was ranked almost inedible. Hydrogenation and a bit of salt, fat, and sugar tastes good!
 
2013-02-16 03:34:49 AM

autopsybeverage: ModernLuddite: bingo the psych-o: p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky

I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreadable.

I like my peanut butter like I like my women....

sealed in plastic containers.

I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreading while I hold the knife.


I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Kept in a dark cabinet, and only brought out to be eaten.
 
2013-02-16 05:25:09 AM

peeledpeas: Subby probably puts the toilet paper roll on backwards too.


DOWN THE FRONT MOFO'S OR YOU HATE AMERICA!!!


If you think that's contentious, ask your friends which side they wipe from.
 
2013-02-16 05:45:17 AM
You lie subby
 
2013-02-16 05:53:58 AM
So many chunky lovers? I didn't know there was so many slow learnes on fark. The correct answer is of course kraft regular smooth, on wonder bread or villagio

Oh and ketchup is THE only thing that belongs on hotdogs
 
2013-02-16 06:23:22 AM
This was even a question in some people's minds?

Smooth > Chunky.

Stone Meadow: Been eating Adams Creamy for like 60 years.

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Offer me chunky, you're like dead to me.


Adam's Creamy FTW.
 
2013-02-16 07:21:38 AM
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2013-02-16 07:46:28 AM
Ha! This thread's still kicking the next morning.

Let me just remind you all that putting ketchup on your eggs is an abomination, and I will not allow it.
 
2013-02-16 07:53:44 AM
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I love this thread so much.
/homemade, slightly crunchy peanut for me, still warm from the food processor
 
2013-02-16 08:35:27 AM

robodog: To all the idiot chunky lover, America's test kitchen has done 3 taste tests with peanut butter and creamy skippy has won all 3 times, with smooth Jif in second 2/3 times, in the most recent test no chunky brand was in the top half and the just peanuts and a bit of salt fell to the very bottom and was ranked almost inedible. Hydrogenation and a bit of salt, fat, and sugar tastes good!


No. As much as I love Cooks Illustrated, they got this one wrong. Very wrong. Trader Joe's creamy salted is the best pb and there cannot be a valid argument against this truth.

/peanuts + salt, that's it
//like my women: smeared all over my face
 
2013-02-16 09:17:08 AM
Burn them...burn them all.
 
2013-02-16 09:30:15 AM
You chunky people likely don't eat grilled cheese with ketchup either, freaks
 
2013-02-16 10:27:16 AM
This thread is delicious. I want to buy a jar of separated PB now and drink the oil from the top.

My ex Father in Law used to eat smooth with a fork, I don't know what the hell that was about, because everyone knows that you eat PB from the jar with a spoon or knife, NEVER a fork. That asininity did help me decided chunky is best.
 
2013-02-16 10:59:56 AM

ChubbyTiger: Trader Joe's creamy salted is the best pb and there cannot be a valid argument against this truth.

/peanuts + salt, that's it


Pfft..,Jimmy-Come-Lately copycats. Adams has been making their pb from just peanuts + salt since 1922.

/adds ketchup to my scrambled eggs, too
 
2013-02-16 11:26:29 AM
Epic brawls in my lifetime:

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blogs.amctv.com
www.biglots.com

narwhaler.com
 
2013-02-16 12:10:33 PM
Creamy peanut butter is an ungodly abomination.
 
2013-02-16 02:01:15 PM

jakepowers: Creamy peanut butter is an ungodly abomination.


So is Justin Beiber.
 
2013-02-16 11:06:17 PM

Stone Meadow: ChubbyTiger: Trader Joe's creamy salted is the best pb and there cannot be a valid argument against this truth.

/peanuts + salt, that's it

Pfft..,Jimmy-Come-Lately copycats. Adams has been making their pb from just peanuts + salt since 1922.

/adds ketchup to my scrambled eggs, too


Never seen it at the store.  For all I know, they make TJ's.  And no ketchup on eggs.  Or anything else for that matter.
 
2013-02-16 11:49:08 PM
No new posts in a while? It's about time those ketchup-on-thier-hotdog puttin' Chicago style pizza-esque casserole eatin' chunky peanut butter fans gave up.
 
2013-02-16 11:52:07 PM

Land Ark: This is a more valid argument than try to make idiots understand that strawberry jelly is the one true jelly and that grape jelly is an abomination.


Polaner All Fruit Blackberry > Strawberry jam/jelly of any brand. Grape jelly is disgusting though, I will agree to that point.
 
2013-02-17 05:28:38 AM
Strawberries are emissaries of Satan.

Even Darryl.
 
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