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(Foodbeast)   Creamy peanut butter is -- and always will be -- better than chunky   (foodbeast.com) divider line 246
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2013-02-15 07:33:16 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Ironclad2: [dl.dropbox.com image 640x324]

Submitter is welcome to blow my balls.


Are they smooth or chunky?
 
2013-02-15 07:33:28 PM  
This headline is a perfect example of an untruth.
 
2013-02-15 07:35:48 PM  
I will have to chime in on this since a peanut butter sandwich is the key part of my lunch approximately 360 days a year.  Best is Smucker's Natural Chunky, just a bit pricey to have it too often, and it is more labor intensive to prepare.  Most of the time I have Skippy Extra Chunky and Planters Chunky is good too.  Oh what the heck, almost all peanut butter is good, even the smooth stuff
 
2013-02-15 07:36:40 PM  
I will farking kill you,  Subby.

Extra crunchy. Jif. End of conversation. This is non-negotiable.
 
2013-02-15 07:37:22 PM  

ArtosRC: ...I like both.


PICK A SIDE AND STAY THERE, DAMMIT!
 
2013-02-15 07:39:36 PM  

Pappas: I will farking kill you,  Subby.

Extra crunchy. Jif. End of conversation. This is non-negotiable.


Honey, is that you?
 
2013-02-15 07:42:13 PM  
100% True. Pindakaas for the win.
 
2013-02-15 07:46:50 PM  
Which did Elvis prefer in his peanut butter and nanner sammiches?

I hate crunchy! When I was a little Onkel Buck I would stay with my grandma sometimes and she would make me peanut butter toast for breakfas. Between the peanut chunks and hard toast, by the end of the weekend the roof of my mouth all cut up like I had been gargling with Cap'n Crunch!
 
2013-02-15 07:51:58 PM  

AlanSmithee: I like my peanut butter like I like my women. Horny and desperate.

I like my peanut butter like I like my women. Chock full of disgusting little pieces of chopped up nuts that make it feel like I'm eating peanut flavored gravel.
 
2013-02-15 07:56:33 PM  
Forget about the butter. What is the tastiest strain of peanut?
 
2013-02-15 07:56:57 PM  

Acharne: Gough: Acharne: The reason they sell multiple varieties is that some people have a preference. I despise any sugar or added oil in my peanut butter, so I tend to buy the 'Just Peanuts' kind of crunchy. I buy this because I prefer it, not because one kind is 'wrong'.

Subby and the article are silly critters.

"Just Peanuts" when I'm in Canada, Adams in the US.  Chunky of course.

We have Adams here in Canada as well, but it costs 1-2 dollars more than an equivalent brand that is Just Peanuts. Sure is delicious though.


Since we're now getting raped by the exchange rate when we visit, we economize by buying the PC version while we're there.
 
2013-02-15 08:02:52 PM  

amquelbettamin: Forget about the butter. What is the tastiest strain of peanut?


Salted Virginia peanuts in a tin.  There are many brands, but it must be in a tin to preserve the crunch.
 
2013-02-15 08:05:33 PM  
CHUNKY! If I wanted to eat glue, I'd eat farking glue.
 
2013-02-15 08:05:36 PM  
fark YOUR MOTHER, SUBMITTER
 
2013-02-15 08:08:48 PM  

JerseyTim: All peanut butter is good as long as the only ingredient is peanuts.


^^
 
2013-02-15 08:10:01 PM  

Nabb1: When did chunky peanut butter become so popular.  Chunky peanut butter is to creamy peanut butter as Gobots are to Transformers and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.


Oreos are imitation Hydrox.  Oreos were a big, soft cookie like the standard supermarket-brand sandwich cookie until the 80's when they remade them to be more like Hydrox, with a crispier cookie.  After that, they stopped loosing market share and used superior marketing muscle to become the dominant brand on the market.
 
2013-02-15 08:12:03 PM  

Mr. Titanium: Nabb1: When did chunky peanut butter become so popular.  Chunky peanut butter is to creamy peanut butter as Gobots are to Transformers and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.

Oreos are imitation Hydrox.  Oreos were a big, soft cookie like the standard supermarket-brand sandwich cookie until the 80's when they remade them to be more like Hydrox, with a crispier cookie.  After that, they stopped loosing market share and used superior marketing muscle to become the dominant brand on the market.


You sound really old.
 
2013-02-15 08:13:13 PM  
I saw some peanut butter that was called Extreme. I opened it up and it was just peanuts. Oh man! This is radical!
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2013-02-15 08:13:28 PM  
Subby lies. Why do you lie Subby? Why can't you stop lies from flying out your lie-hole?
 
2013-02-15 08:17:27 PM  
Smooth peanut butter is fine for those who like missionary position vanilla sex, women who wear sensible shoes and those who prefer to drive automatic transmissions. To sum it up, you're dead inside. The jokes you tell are horribly dated and you've had the same hair cut you had in HS. Enjoy your family vacations, your safe low yield investment vehicles and your HOV lifestyle. You're dead but too stupid to lie down and be quiet.

Chunky peanut butter lovers run faster, jump higher, get better grades and are overall pleasant to look at. They exude charm and confidence. They vacation with models at Hedonism. Their clothes are of a better quality and fit well, their cologne smells good and they go mouth to ass on a first date. Face it: chunky peanut butter people are better than you, and you wish you could be one of them.

/ I'm so chunky it hurts
 
2013-02-15 08:18:17 PM  
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2013-02-15 08:20:14 PM  
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2013-02-15 08:21:03 PM  
You'll say you don't like Marmite next
 
2013-02-15 08:23:11 PM  

skinnycatullus: You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.


Is subby a particularly evil troll or truly demented?  These are the kinds of questions we may never have an answer to.
 
2013-02-15 08:23:49 PM  

skinnycatullus: You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.


Oh, and by the way, never, ever order a hot dog in Chile.  They do unspeakable things to them.
 
2013-02-15 08:26:21 PM  

Bastard Toadflax: some_beer_drinker: false. chunky is preferable is all applications

Ever hump a jar of chunky?

Yeah, didn't think so.


blogs.seattleweekly.com
I'm never eating any pie OR peanut-butter sandwiches at your place.

Ever.
 
2013-02-15 08:26:54 PM  
I grew up on chunky, so that's all I really know.
 
2013-02-15 08:29:04 PM  

bratface: CowardlyLion: skinnycatullus: You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.

What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.

Ketchup is for children, they probably use thousand island dressing on salad too.


Why's it for children? I'm trying to understand the thought process behind Fark's ketchup hate.

JerseyTim: All peanut butter is good as long as the only ingredient is peanuts.

Damn straight. I prefer chunky, still, but it's nearly impossible to find anywhere near me.

Where do you live that you can't find chunky peanut butter at the grocery store?


Philadelphia. I haven't seen a jar of chunky Smucker's peanut butter in several years--athough, given JerseyTim's endorsement above, I may try Trader Joe's to see if they have something (and it's tasty).
 
2013-02-15 08:32:37 PM  
So late to this thread it doesn't matter but really, it was done in the boobies.
 
2013-02-15 08:37:18 PM  

Whack-a-Mole: So late to this thread it doesn't matter but really, it was done in the boobies.


That's what she said.
 
2013-02-15 08:39:30 PM  

ciberido: Bastard Toadflax: some_beer_drinker: false. chunky is preferable is all applications

Ever hump a jar of chunky?

Yeah, didn't think so.

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I'm never eating any pie OR peanut-butter sandwiches at your place.

Ever.


You should try the peanut-butter pie. Very creamy... even when it's chunky.
 
2013-02-15 08:41:33 PM  

skinnycatullus: CowardlyLion: What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.

Has nothing to do with being a food purist. I like any number of tasty things on my hot dogs. But ketchup is not one of them. It's just awful. It's too sweet and it mixes with the bun to make an ungodly layer of pinkish mush. Blech. Hot dogs have a unique flavor that needs to be complemented with vinegary, savory things, not covered up with some syrupy tomato mess.

Go ahead and ruin your hot dog with ketchup if you like, but I'm going to assume you have the unrefined palate of an 8-year-old.


I'm going to assume he's from New Jersey.
 
2013-02-15 08:48:38 PM  
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2013-02-15 08:49:06 PM  

skinnycatullus: CowardlyLion: What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.

Has nothing to do with being a food purist. I like any number of tasty things on my hot dogs. But ketchup is not one of them. It's just awful. It's too sweet and it mixes with the bun to make an ungodly layer of pinkish mush. Blech. Hot dogs have a unique flavor that needs to be complemented with vinegary, savory things, not covered up with some syrupy tomato mess.

Go ahead and ruin your hot dog with ketchup if you like, but I'm going to assume you have the unrefined palate of an 8-year-old.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... LOOK EVERYONE ... IT'S A FARKING HOT DOG CONNOISSEUR ... BAHAHAHAHA

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2013-02-15 08:56:06 PM  
 
2013-02-15 08:58:30 PM  

amquelbettamin: ggecko:

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Yuck.  She probably licks her own balls.
 
2013-02-15 09:04:38 PM  
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2013-02-15 09:07:56 PM  

macadamnut: [partyflock.nl image 640x527]


Yuck.  I be she licks her own         ...        peanut butter covered fingers.
 
2013-02-15 09:09:55 PM  
Also, ketchup is fine, but only on french fries. It has no other applications. Don't let me catch you putting it on onion rings either.
 
2013-02-15 09:14:40 PM  
Don't judge me for the condiments I choose to put on my own hotdog and I won't judge you for the number of cocks you surely suck each and every day.
 
2013-02-15 09:21:27 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Don't judge me for the condiments I choose to put on my own hotdog and I won't judge you for the number of cocks you surely suck each and every day.



i512.photobucket.com

I'll put whatever condiments on as many cocks as I like.

/that didn't come out right

//neither did that

///damn it
 
2013-02-15 09:27:00 PM  

macadamnut: Also, ketchup is fine, but only on french fries. It has no other applications. Don't let me catch you putting it on onion rings either.


Eggs, mac 'N cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, mixed with ranch and used with chicken nuggets.

And if you don't like Ketchup on your hot dogs:

For the love of god just don't use any. It's that easy. No need to be obnoxious to those of us who might do it.
 
2013-02-15 09:35:44 PM  
Incorrect. Nutella is the correct answer. All other answers are inavalid.
 
2013-02-15 09:36:03 PM  

Acharne: macadamnut: Also, ketchup is fine, but only on french fries. It has no other applications. Don't let me catch you putting it on onion rings either.

Eggs, mac 'N cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, mixed with ranch and used with chicken nuggets.

And if you don't like Ketchup on your hot dogs:

For the love of god just don't use any. It's that easy. No need to be obnoxious to those of us who might do it.


Can I put mayonnaise on my hot dog?
 
2013-02-15 09:38:19 PM  
It depends on my mood.  Chunky works best accompanied by bananas and marshmallows.  Smooth is for eating out of the jar.
 
2013-02-15 09:40:50 PM  

amquelbettamin: Acharne: macadamnut: Also, ketchup is fine, but only on french fries. It has no other applications. Don't let me catch you putting it on onion rings either.

Eggs, mac 'N cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, mixed with ranch and used with chicken nuggets.

And if you don't like Ketchup on your hot dogs:

For the love of god just don't use any. It's that easy. No need to be obnoxious to those of us who might do it.

Can I put mayonnaise on my hot dog?


Yes, and you can also legally marry your partner in 9 U.S. states now.  Welcome to 2013.
 
2013-02-15 09:44:10 PM  

Acharne: macadamnut: Also, ketchup is fine, but only on french fries. It has no other applications. Don't let me catch you putting it on onion rings either.

Eggs, mac 'N cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, mixed with ranch and used with chicken nuggets.

And if you don't like Ketchup on your hot dogs:

For the love of god just don't use any. It's that easy. No need to be obnoxious to those of us who might do it.


Sir? You have been warned before about bringing level-headed discourse and reason to a Fark food thread. This is a formal warning. I know you're all Canadianny and such, but this sort of outrage will NOT be tolerated here. Ketchup on a hotdog is delicious, naysayers be damned to a thousand eternities of soul torturing madness.

I'm >this< close to reporting your tolerance to the mods. This malarkey is simply unacceptable.  You say you put ketchup on  hot dog? Defend it to the death!!!!
 
2013-02-15 09:47:44 PM  
The kind of person that prefers creamy pb over chunky probably likes puffy cheetos over crunchy. There's something wrong with you people.
 
2013-02-15 09:52:16 PM  
i171.photobucket.com

WRONG!
 
2013-02-15 09:58:21 PM  

amquelbettamin: Acharne: macadamnut: Also, ketchup is fine, but only on french fries. It has no other applications. Don't let me catch you putting it on onion rings either.

Eggs, mac 'N cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, mixed with ranch and used with chicken nuggets.

And if you don't like Ketchup on your hot dogs:

For the love of god just don't use any. It's that easy. No need to be obnoxious to those of us who might do it.

Can I put mayonnaise on my hot dog?


If the pope can put his butler in jail for telling the truth, you can put mayonnaise on your hot dog.


TinyFist: Acharne: macadamnut: Also, ketchup is fine, but only on french fries. It has no other applications. Don't let me catch you putting it on onion rings either.

Eggs, mac 'N cheese, hot dogs, hamburgers, mixed with ranch and used with chicken nuggets.

And if you don't like Ketchup on your hot dogs:

For the love of god just don't use any. It's that easy. No need to be obnoxious to those of us who might do it.

Sir? You have been warned before about bringing level-headed discourse and reason to a Fark food thread. This is a formal warning. I know you're all Canadianny and such, but this sort of outrage will NOT be tolerated here. Ketchup on a hotdog is delicious, naysayers be damned to a thousand eternities of soul torturing madness.

I'm >this< close to reporting your tolerance to the mods. This malarkey is simply unacceptable.  You say you put ketchup on  hot dog? Defend it to the death!!!!


I can't help it! I just want everyone to get along. Gawrsh though I sure don't want to be reported. I'll try.

Ok ok... Uhmmm.... uh.......don't chew bananas with your mouth open, it might sound awful to someone so avoid it.....uhmmmm.....ermmm......try not to fart when in line at the buffet, it confuses the palette and people make poor choices in cheese when you do.... uhm....
 
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