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(Foodbeast)   Creamy peanut butter is -- and always will be -- better than chunky   (foodbeast.com ) divider line
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2013-02-15 06:23:30 PM  

Acharne: The reason they sell multiple varieties is that some people have a preference. I despise any sugar or added oil in my peanut butter, so I tend to buy the 'Just Peanuts' kind of crunchy. I buy this because I prefer it, not because one kind is 'wrong'.

Subby and the article are silly critters.


Haven't you read Farks TOS? You better check that rational/ reasonable garbage at the door before waltzing in with your laissez faire attitude. This is a Fark food thread, some of us (Chunky lovers) are right, and the other side is full of despicable scum.

You'd better pick a side, dammit. And if it's over there with those "creamy" wimps, well, prepare to be abused and ridiculed by some random dude in an internet forum. IT'S WHAT WE DO!!!!
 
2013-02-15 06:25:34 PM  

gadian: Thems fightin' words, subby.  Next you'll be telling me that grape kool-aid is better than fruit punch when fruit punch is clearly the superior flavor.


Ewww.. Fruit punch is my least favorite. Best flavors are cherry and ice-blue lemonade
 
2013-02-15 06:26:51 PM  
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2013-02-15 06:26:58 PM  
Chunky or else.

Also, peanuts, salt.  That's all that's allowed on the ingredients list.
 
2013-02-15 06:27:04 PM  

TinyFist: Acharne: The reason they sell multiple varieties is that some people have a preference. I despise any sugar or added oil in my peanut butter, so I tend to buy the 'Just Peanuts' kind of crunchy. I buy this because I prefer it, not because one kind is 'wrong'.

Subby and the article are silly critters.

Haven't you read Farks TOS? You better check that rational/ reasonable garbage at the door before waltzing in with your laissez faire attitude. This is a Fark food thread, some of us (Chunky lovers) are right, and the other side is full of despicable scum.

You'd better pick a side, dammit. And if it's over there with those "creamy" wimps, well, prepare to be abused and ridiculed by some random dude in an internet forum. IT'S WHAT WE DO!!!!


Ok, I get it. I get it.

Shakes *TinyFist* at the creamy lovers.
 
2013-02-15 06:27:51 PM  
/yeah I went there
 
2013-02-15 06:29:20 PM  

whyaduck: Nabb1: ... and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.

What the ...? Hydrox were superior in every way to those lard-filled Oreos. And chunky peanut butter is the bees knees.



Mmmm.............Hydrox dipped in chunky peanut butter.
 
2013-02-15 06:29:24 PM  

ModernLuddite: bingo the psych-o: p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky

I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreadable.

I like my peanut butter like I like my women....

sealed in plastic containers.


I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

I won't get salmonella after eating it.
 
2013-02-15 06:30:05 PM  

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Oh good, someone both sides can laugh at.  Go back to your treehouse, hippie.  Chunky peanut butter is only peanut butter.
 
2013-02-15 06:30:36 PM  
You are all wrong.

Partially defatted penut butter with tapioca syrup is far superior. Buy some from trader joes it's like eating a less sweet more smooth peanut butter cup without the chocolate

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2013-02-15 06:30:52 PM  
I like my peanut butter how I like my women...

In the butt.


/what what
 
2013-02-15 06:32:16 PM  

CowardlyLion: What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.


Has nothing to do with being a food purist. I like any number of tasty things on my hot dogs. But ketchup is not one of them. It's just awful. It's too sweet and it mixes with the bun to make an ungodly layer of pinkish mush. Blech. Hot dogs have a unique flavor that needs to be complemented with vinegary, savory things, not covered up with some syrupy tomato mess.

Go ahead and ruin your hot dog with ketchup if you like, but I'm going to assume you have the unrefined palate of an 8-year-old.
 
2013-02-15 06:32:44 PM  

tortilla burger: I like my peanut butter how I like my women...

In the butt.


/what what


I like PB like I like my women: in the kitchen.
 
2013-02-15 06:33:21 PM  

Acharne: The reason they sell multiple varieties is that some people have a preference. I despise any sugar or added oil in my peanut butter, so I tend to buy the 'Just Peanuts' kind of crunchy. I buy this because I prefer it, not because one kind is 'wrong'.

Subby and the article are silly critters.


"Just Peanuts" when I'm in Canada, Adams in the US.  Chunky of course.
 
2013-02-15 06:34:12 PM  

Fark Dupp: whyaduck: Nabb1: ... and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.

What the ...? Hydrox were superior in every way to those lard-filled Oreos. And chunky peanut butter is the bees knees.


Mmmm.............Hydrox dipped in chunky peanut butter.


Awesome post. +1
 
2013-02-15 06:34:34 PM  
we only buy creamy peanut butter, but i crumble planters peanuts on top.  its even better than crunchy peanut butter.
 
2013-02-15 06:34:52 PM  
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2013-02-15 06:39:42 PM  

JerseyTim: All other peanut butter is bullshiat.

When you mix it, it's so creamy that you could pout it over a sundae like fudge.


Wonder if this is the brand of "explosive" peanut butter that guy was trying to get through the TSA?
 
2013-02-15 06:41:15 PM  

Gough: Acharne: The reason they sell multiple varieties is that some people have a preference. I despise any sugar or added oil in my peanut butter, so I tend to buy the 'Just Peanuts' kind of crunchy. I buy this because I prefer it, not because one kind is 'wrong'.

Subby and the article are silly critters.

"Just Peanuts" when I'm in Canada, Adams in the US.  Chunky of course.


We have Adams here in Canada as well, but it costs 1-2 dollars more than an equivalent brand that is Just Peanuts. Sure is delicious though.
 
2013-02-15 06:42:36 PM  
My ex-wife tried the chunky to see if she likes it better than creamy.
She said the chunks could be painful.
And the dog didn't seem to go for as much either.
 
2013-02-15 06:42:58 PM  

whyaduck: What the ...? Hydrox were superior in every way to those lard-filled Oreos. And chunky peanut butter is the bees knees.


That stuff in oreos isn't lard. It's sugary crisco.
 
2013-02-15 06:43:28 PM  

katerbug72: Contrabulous Flabtraption: laulaja: Sole problem with chunky, is it can't come in Reduced Fat.  boo hisss

fat doesn't make you fat. sugar makes you fat

Yeah, fat gives you heart attacks, sugar makes you fat.


Isn't peanut oil a non-saturated fat though? Ie healthy fat?
 
2013-02-15 06:45:07 PM  

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Giant Eagle Creamy Peanut Butter ... this is honestly the best stuff I've ever had.

 
2013-02-15 06:51:22 PM  

PainInTheASP: I think I'd like chunky PB a lot better if it didn't leave potholes on the bread every time I spread it on.


Ur doing it wrong.
 
2013-02-15 06:56:40 PM  
I used to prefer chunky.  Then I got married to a creamy woman (in more ways than one, lemmetellya) and went for years with that.  Then one day I said farkitall, I'm getting a jar of chunky.  And it hurt!  The chunks are so much bigger than in my youth, and they're all labeled like "Super Chunky."  What ever happened to "Moderately Chunky?"  They went Xtreme Chunky on me, and I just want the li'l extra crunch.
 
2013-02-15 06:57:24 PM  
I like to chew up local peanuts and spit the resulting paste all over my local-baked artisanal bread.
 
2013-02-15 06:59:45 PM  

milsorgen: queezyweezel: Chunky peanut butter is just regular peanut butter that was never finished being made.  It's lazy peanut butter.

It maybe "lazy" but I'll tell you what else chunky is... Chunky is a peanut butter that knows where it came from. Chunky is a peanut butter, that while perhaps a little rough around the edges, has character and nuance that smooth will never know. Call it lazy, call it rough, call it wrong... but I'll be damned if I stand aside while you call it less than Smooth.


Anyone who'd ever ground their own peanut butter can tell you, the only way to make chunky is to add chopped peanuts into the already ground peanut butter. It's not lazy, it's adding an extra step to do the job right.
 
2013-02-15 06:59:50 PM  
I get all the texture I need in my creamy-peanut-butter-and-sweet-pickle-relish sandwiches. They're delicious.
 
2013-02-15 07:03:23 PM  
Chunky PB and Mayo sandwiches rule.
 
2013-02-15 07:04:38 PM  

skinnycatullus: CowardlyLion: What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.

Has nothing to do with being a food purist. I like any number of tasty things on my hot dogs. But ketchup is not one of them. It's just awful. It's too sweet and it mixes with the bun to make an ungodly layer of pinkish mush. Blech. Hot dogs have a unique flavor that needs to be complemented with vinegary, savory things, not covered up with some syrupy tomato mess.

Go ahead and ruin your hot dog with ketchup if you like, but I'm going to assume you have the unrefined palate of an 8-year-old.


What brand of ketchup are you referring to? ...and how much? It sounds like you're thinking of "putting ketchup on a hot dog" as "allowing a hot dog to bathe itself in a bun filled with Hunts (horrible, sugar-tastic) ketchup", which sounds awful. If/when I put ketchup on hot dogs (relatively rare if there is chili and onions to be used), it's a thin stripe of Heinz on the dog itself (and still usually put some onion, mustard, and/or nutritional yeast sauce on it, if available). It also depends on the dog (what meat is it, how's it on its own) and bun.

Are the majority of ketchup consumers children who use it as a beverage or only know how to drown their food in it and I'm in some kind of strange minority?
 
2013-02-15 07:06:35 PM  
Didn't read the thread but I don't see how anyone could possible disagree. Good job TFA.
 
2013-02-15 07:06:41 PM  

CowardlyLion: Are the majority of ketchup consumers children who use it as a beverage or only know how to drown their food in it and I'm in some kind of strange minority?


you sound fat, or something.

/That shiat'll kill ya.
 
2013-02-15 07:06:54 PM  
Mrs. loaba and I were at the store one time when I reached for a jar of Creamy Peter Pan. Mrs. loaba said "no way, Jose" and insisted on Extra Crunchy Jif. Me and Lil' loaba were kinda upset but I let it go. *Pick your battles, right?

* /Mrs. loaba tried that veto shiat again when I selected a jar of Smucker's Strawberry jam. I wasn't having any of that crap, so it stayed in the basket. You gotta stand up for the important stuff and fight the tyranny, man.
 
2013-02-15 07:09:01 PM  
Extra crunchy makes the best doo doo drop cookies.  I like both tho. Answer me this: Why is chunky so much more expensive?  Because it has real peanuts in it.
 
2013-02-15 07:09:21 PM  
The hell you say.
 
2013-02-15 07:10:17 PM  
Either kind is disgusting.
 
2013-02-15 07:10:27 PM  
This comes in creamy and chunky. Either way it is freaking awesome.
www.peterpanpb.com
 
2013-02-15 07:12:06 PM  

lewismarktwo: Extra crunchy makes the best doo doo drop cookies.  I like both tho. Answer me this: Why is chunky so much more expensive?  Because it has real peanuts in it.


So does this:

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/Comes in chunky, too
//Sugar in peanut butter is stupid
 
2013-02-15 07:15:49 PM  
I'm gonna crumb!
 
2013-02-15 07:18:04 PM  

skinnycatullus: You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.



THIS ^^^^

They probably like Jif too.
 
2013-02-15 07:19:13 PM  
I like my peanut butter like I like my women. Horny and desperate.
 
2013-02-15 07:23:27 PM  
I'm a Dapper Dan Peter Pan Man!
 
2013-02-15 07:24:32 PM  

My mother raised me to believe that chunky peanut butter was only for the poor negro folk on the south-side of town, on the "other side of the tracks".

So

CREAMY for the WIN!!!!

 
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Pistachio... butter...?

I'm experiencing the want-iest want I ever wanted.
 
2013-02-15 07:24:47 PM  

CowardlyLion: skinnycatullus: You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.

What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.


Ketchup is for children, they probably use thousand island dressing on salad too.

JerseyTim: All peanut butter is good as long as the only ingredient is peanuts.

Damn straight. I prefer chunky, still, but it's nearly impossible to find anywhere near me.


Where do you live that you can't find chunky peanut butter at the grocery store?
 
2013-02-15 07:24:55 PM  

ArtosRC: ...I like both.


Way to piss everybody off.
 
2013-02-15 07:26:26 PM  
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Oh yeeeeaaa... fark all you other spreads!

/comes in chunky too
 
2013-02-15 07:26:59 PM  
Creamy is more likely to give me heartburn nowadays, but it's definitely better in baked goods like peanut butter cookies.
 
2013-02-15 07:30:20 PM  

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Submitter is welcome to blow my balls.
 
2013-02-15 07:32:56 PM  
Creamy's for idiots, wimps, people who don't have the necessary hardware to chew, and most especially, idiotic wimps who don't have the necessary hardware to chew. If you lost all your teeth to meth, you're a creamy kinda person.

Chunky is for grownups and people of taste.

And Skippy Super Chunk is for real men (and their attractive womenfolk).
 
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