Contrabulous Flabtraption: laulaja: Sole problem with chunky, is it can't come in Reduced Fat. boo hisssfat doesn't make you fat. sugar makes you fat
Nabb1: When did chunky peanut butter become so popular. Chunky peanut butter is to creamy peanut butter as Gobots are to Transformers and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.
JerseyTim: When you mix it, it's so creamy that you could pout it over a sundae like fudge.
WickerNipple: Meatschool: I don't get any of it anymore... kid is allergic.Peanut Butter > Kids
mrlewish: I now add raisins and granola and maybe oats to my pb. I think I'll try sliced almonds next with cinnamon.
Cagey B: The main event, of course, is the well-done porterhouse steak, smothered in Heinz 57 sauce, which I like to wash down with a heavily-iced scotch.
JerseyTim: [i411.photobucket.com image 202x320]All other peanut butter is bullshiat.When you mix it, it's so creamy that you could pout it over a sundae like fudge.
gadian: Cagey B: The main event, of course, is the well-done porterhouse steak, smothered in Heinz 57 sauce, which I like to wash down with a heavily-iced scotch.heavily-iced scotch in a narrow lipped coffee cup.
Cagey B: It's funny how you're all pretending like the best peanut butter isn't that Goober Grape stuff that comes pre-mixed with jelly. I like to have some on its own as an appetizer sometimes.The main event, of course, is the well-done porterhouse steak, smothered in Heinz 57 sauce, which I like to wash down with a heavily-iced scotch.
Land Ark: This is a more valid argument than try to make idiots understand that strawberry jelly is the one true jelly and that grape jelly is an abomination.
queezyweezel: Chunky peanut butter is just regular peanut butter that was never finished being made. It's lazy peanut butter.
Paka Ono: [niketalk.com image 200x150]Wrong!
Land Ark: but there is no joking about using anything other than a Martin's potato bun
mbillips: You probably eat Peter Pan on white bread with Welch's grape jelly, subby. You are what's wrong with America./Kroger natural crunchy is best peanut butter, hands down. Smucker's natural crunchy in a pinch. Hydrogenated peanut butter is poisonous and doesn't taste as good; stir the crap up, you lazy farks.
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