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(Foodbeast)   Creamy peanut butter is -- and always will be -- better than chunky   (foodbeast.com) divider line 246
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2013-02-15 04:34:09 PM  
Wrong.
 
2013-02-15 04:34:45 PM  
It is known.
 
2013-02-15 04:36:17 PM  
Blasphemer!
 
2013-02-15 04:41:40 PM  
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
 
2013-02-15 04:43:47 PM  
Freaks.
 
2013-02-15 04:48:55 PM  
Wrong!  Wrong!  Brimming over with wrongability!
 
2013-02-15 05:01:03 PM  
Chunky peanut butter is just regular peanut butter that was never finished being made.  It's lazy peanut butter.
 
2013-02-15 05:07:06 PM  
You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.
 
2013-02-15 05:11:22 PM  
liar.
 
2013-02-15 05:15:57 PM  
Now *that's* the kind of high-quality information we need on the internet.  Well done, subby, and well done to the author of this article.  Finally, the issue has been put to rest.
 
2013-02-15 05:17:56 PM  
When did chunky peanut butter become so popular.  Chunky peanut butter is to creamy peanut butter as Gobots are to Transformers and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.
 
2013-02-15 05:20:50 PM  
I like my peanut butter how I like my women - tan, creamy and easily spreadable.
 
2013-02-15 05:23:33 PM  
Lies!  Lies and blasphemy.  Heresy, even.
 
2013-02-15 05:27:33 PM  
All peanut butter is good as long as the only ingredient is peanuts.
 
2013-02-15 05:31:15 PM  
I think I'd like chunky PB a lot better if it didn't leave potholes on the bread every time I spread it on.

/Creamy rulez, chunky blows.
 
2013-02-15 05:32:28 PM  

Nabb1: When did chunky peanut butter become so popular.  Chunky peanut butter is to creamy peanut butter as Gobots are to Transformers and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.


I don't know, but I'm guessing that the increasing popularity of chunky peanut butter correlates exactly with the decline in America's moral standards.  This used to be a great nation, dammit.  I'm not saying chunky peanut butter was the *cause* of us losing our way, but it very well might be a symptom.
 
2013-02-15 05:34:04 PM  
false. chunky is preferable is all applications
 
2013-02-15 05:42:07 PM  
I don't get any of it anymore... kid is allergic.
 
2013-02-15 05:42:47 PM  
I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky
 
2013-02-15 05:42:47 PM  
Go ahead and try to make decent peanut butter cookies out of chunky and then tell me it's better than creamy.

Mrs Crotchgrabber tried it once.

Once.
 
2013-02-15 05:43:48 PM  

crotchgrabber: Go ahead and try to make decent peanut butter cookies out of chunky and then tell me it's better than creamy.

Mrs Crotchgrabber tried it once.

Once.


and then you grabbed her crotch?
 
2013-02-15 05:43:59 PM  
I call bullshiat, chunky is way better
 
2013-02-15 05:44:26 PM  
mobmg.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-15 05:45:43 PM  
11/10 <b>submitter</b>

Such a simple, blatant fallacy, hooking in so many. Classic troll.
 
2013-02-15 05:45:43 PM  

Meatschool: I don't get any of it anymore... kid is allergic.


Peanut Butter > Kids
 
2013-02-15 05:45:55 PM  
You probably eat Peter Pan on white bread with Welch's grape jelly, subby. You are what's wrong with America.

/Kroger natural crunchy is best peanut butter, hands down. Smucker's natural crunchy in a pinch. Hydrogenated peanut butter is poisonous and doesn't taste as good; stir the crap up, you lazy farks.
 
2013-02-15 05:46:25 PM  

p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky


I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreadable.
 
2013-02-15 05:46:42 PM  
Sole problem with chunky, is it can't come in Reduced Fat.  boo hisss
 
2013-02-15 05:46:43 PM  
Can we at least agree that fat free peanut butter is bullshiat?
 
2013-02-15 05:47:08 PM  
Eating a spoonful of chunky is one of the most satisfying snacks known to man. A spoonful of creamy pb is, well, just Borneo g and stupid.
Chunky rules!
 
2013-02-15 05:47:15 PM  

some_beer_drinker: false. chunky is preferable is all applications


Ever hump a jar of chunky?

Yeah, didn't think so.
 
2013-02-15 05:48:21 PM  

bingo the psych-o: p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky

I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreadable.


Only a real man knows how to effectively spread chunky
 
2013-02-15 05:48:36 PM  
Chunky.

/Peanut butter and banana sandwiches; yum.
 
2013-02-15 05:48:38 PM  

laulaja: Sole problem with chunky, is it can't come in Reduced Fat.  boo hisss


fat doesn't make you fat. sugar makes you fat
 
2013-02-15 05:48:49 PM  

bingo the psych-o: p the boiler: I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Extra Chunky

I like my peanut butter like I like my women...

Spreadable.


I like my peanut butter like I like my women....

sealed in plastic containers.
 
2013-02-15 05:49:02 PM  
Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to get peanut chunks removed from your urethra?
 
2013-02-15 05:50:04 PM  
Thems fightin' words, subby.  Next you'll be telling me that grape kool-aid is better than fruit punch when fruit punch is clearly the superior flavor.
 
2013-02-15 05:50:15 PM  
Chunky peanut butter isn't even peanut butter.  It's a farking inferior product sold to dupes at inflated prices because they couldn't afford to finish the grind.  It's sort of like "New York style" pizza in that regard.
 
2013-02-15 05:50:16 PM  
Creamy on non-toasted bread, chunky on toast.
 
2013-02-15 05:50:30 PM  
And when it comes to sexy times, you just know it'd be a lot gentler than chunky would, in all the right ways.

Combining food with sex cancels the "automatically right" vibe you're going for unless yeast infections or dogs turn you on.
 
2013-02-15 05:50:56 PM  
Nabb1: ... and Hydrox are to Oreos = similar, yet woefully inferior.

What the ...? Hydrox were superior in every way to those lard-filled Oreos. And chunky peanut butter is the bees knees.
 
2013-02-15 05:51:04 PM  

skinnycatullus: You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.


I'm reading this while eating a turkey dog with ketchup and american cheese so I'm getting a kick.

/but there is no joking about using anything other than a Martin's potato bun
 
2013-02-15 05:51:28 PM  

WickerNipple: Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to get peanut chunks removed from your urethra?


Yes, yes I do.
 
2013-02-15 05:51:58 PM  
I'll eat chunky in a pinch.
 
2013-02-15 05:52:16 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-15 05:52:50 PM  
This is the third food thread today people have been stupid.

Stop being stupid.  The only thing better than chunky is pulling a nice peanut chunk out between your molars three hours later.  rechunky.  It's the best peanut butter.
 
2013-02-15 05:52:58 PM  

skinnycatullus: You probably put ketchup on your hot dogs, too, subby.

You sicken me.


What's wrong with putting things (at least condiments and other foodstuffs) on hot dogs, exactly? I know there's some weird fark cult of food purists, but I'm curious about the backstory or (irrational) rationale.

JerseyTim: All peanut butter is good as long as the only ingredient is peanuts.


Damn straight. I prefer chunky, still, but it's nearly impossible to find anywhere near me.
 
2013-02-15 05:53:23 PM  
This belongs on TFD! I need TF. Poor.

/pb and crackers..
 
2013-02-15 05:54:02 PM  
Just a tip: you don't want to use chunky while tossing a salad.  You are always left with this shadow of a doubt.
 
2013-02-15 05:54:08 PM  

PainInTheASP: I think I'd like chunky PB a lot better if it didn't leave potholes on the bread every time I spread it on.



That's user error.
 
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