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(Crooks & Liars)   The certainly not anti-woman-and-totally pro-freedom party wants to make it a felony for a lady to show a nipple in public   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com ) divider line 48
    More: Obvious, North Carolina, state House Judiciary Committee, Asheville, felony, Timothy Moore  
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2013-02-15 04:36:28 PM  
The GOP must have a study group dedicated to figuring out how to piss off women.
 
2013-02-15 04:40:01 PM  
"You know what they say, duct tape fixes everything," Republican state Rep. Tim Moore agreed mansplained.
 
2013-02-15 04:44:27 PM  
I wonder what happens if you use a round patch of brown, pebbly-surfaced duct tape.
 
2013-02-15 04:56:12 PM  
State of North Carolina lives in abject fear of being brought down by a bunch of boobs.

But then again, it's their own fault for electing them in the first place.
 
2013-02-15 05:16:14 PM  
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2013-02-15 05:18:20 PM  
one guy ≠ party
 
2013-02-15 05:29:12 PM  
They're just giving in to the pro-pastie lobby.
 
2013-02-15 05:29:21 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: one guy ≠ party


you are certainly welcome to try and run with that...but I gotta tell ya - there sure do seem to be a lot of those guys in the Republican party.
 
2013-02-15 05:31:19 PM  
Saudi approves
 
2013-02-15 05:47:19 PM  
Did we not cover this topic at length just a few hours ago?
 
2013-02-15 05:47:38 PM  
Oh geeze.  It's a nipple.  Get the fark over it.
 
2013-02-15 05:48:20 PM  
Also make sure your rapes are "promptly reported"
 
2013-02-15 05:49:08 PM  
www.jeffco.ca
 
2013-02-15 05:49:43 PM  
It's like the 60's never happened.
 
2013-02-15 05:50:51 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: one guy ≠ party


Why not include male nips?
 
2013-02-15 05:52:37 PM  
Duct tape?  How about electrical tape.
 
2013-02-15 05:53:14 PM  

Fart_Machine: Oh geeze.  It's a nipple.  Get the fark over it.


Now who's being naive? If women went around showing their nipples in public, every man around them might become consciously aware of the deeply painful nurturing-deficiency that traditional modes of manhood have imposed upon them; they'd latch on to the nearest nipple and weep like babies, and nothing would ever get done.
 
2013-02-15 05:53:20 PM  
I call mine "japs" just to spread the racism around a little.

Cover yer japs ladies !
 
2013-02-15 05:54:40 PM  

Saiga410: Duct tape?  How about electrical tape.


How about bondage tape?
 
2013-02-15 05:54:43 PM  
To be redlit shortly since there's already a story on the mainpage.
 
2013-02-15 05:54:47 PM  
The triple nipple crowd will riot.
 
2013-02-15 05:55:07 PM  
pay attention people, we are finally addressing one of the most troublin- oh the hell with this. wet t shirt contest!
 
2013-02-15 05:55:20 PM  
Oh for farks sake it's a titty get the fark over it.
 
2013-02-15 05:56:58 PM  
WHAT IF IT IS superfluous  ?!?

I don't want amyone left out.

/SCARAMANGO !
 
2013-02-15 05:59:16 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: one guy ≠ party


FTFA: The state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose "private parts" for the "purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire."

The bill expands the state's definition of "private parts" to include a woman's "nipple, or any portion of the areola."


Clearly, it's not just "one guy".
 
2013-02-15 06:00:16 PM  
I just cannot understand the thinking in America and especially by "conservatives".  Please explain to me how covering the nipple changes anything?  And why did we spend so much time making taboo a nipple in the first place?  Every friggin mammal, including humans uses a nipple to feed their young.  Is it because feeding babies is disgusting?  No one freaks out when a dog / cat in feeding their young using a nipple in public.  We don't freak out when we use an artificial nipple to feed our young in public.

I just cannot comprehend why we taboo a females nipple over a males nipple.  We even do it to small children who have no gender distinguishing difference in nipples.
 
2013-02-15 06:00:25 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: It's like the 60's never happened.


AOL
 
2013-02-15 06:01:25 PM  
FTA If you're concerned that your summer camisole might slip and propel you into prison, Republican state Rep. Tim Moore says wimmenz can protect themselves from a life of crime by slapping a little duct tape on the business end of their womanly feed bags ...

Oh. My. Jail? For a mishap? Is he serious? And what about some men and their obscene clothing? How is this not an offense to the female retina...

www.ibabuzz.com
 
2013-02-15 06:03:44 PM  
We get it Republicans, you're all gay. We understand. We have for a very long time.
 
2013-02-15 06:05:31 PM  
I wouldn't give a shiat if women weren't taking to the streets for the right to take their shirts off in public. At that point, STFU and let 'em take their shirts off. This isn't a Puritan colony and the world will not farking end.
 
2013-02-15 06:06:06 PM  
FTFA: "You know what they say, duct tape fixes everything," Republican state Rep. Tim Moore agreed.

Yes, let's put a type of tape known for its exceptionally powerful adhesive on top of a very sensitive portion of the female anatomy.  I can see no problems stemming from this.

/quite possibly the stupidest thing in a bag full of stupid
 
2013-02-15 06:24:30 PM  

Kazrath: I just cannot understand the thinking in America and especially by "conservatives".  Please explain to me how covering the nipple changes anything?  And why did we spend so much time making taboo a nipple in the first place?  Every friggin mammal, including humans uses a nipple to feed their young.  Is it because feeding babies is disgusting?  No one freaks out when a dog / cat in feeding their young using a nipple in public.  We don't freak out when we use an artificial nipple to feed our young in public.

I just cannot comprehend why we taboo a females nipple over a males nipple.  We even do it to small children who have no gender distinguishing difference in nipples.


because every minute you get everyone talking about stupid shiat like this is a minute they arent talking about bankers ruining the world.
 
2013-02-15 06:27:26 PM  
In the bible, Jesus talked about sin.  I believe his message was widely misinterpreted.

"And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell."

In other words, it's up to YOU not to sin. If looking at boobies cause you to sin, then you need to have self restraint and not look at boobies.

I can look at boobies all day and not sin.

(cause they won't let me!)
 
2013-02-15 06:28:29 PM  

Kazrath: I just cannot understand the thinking in America and especially by "conservatives".  Please explain to me how covering the nipple changes anything?  And why did we spend so much time making taboo a nipple in the first place?  Every friggin mammal, including humans uses a nipple to feed their young.  Is it because feeding babies is disgusting?  No one freaks out when a dog / cat in feeding their young using a nipple in public.  We don't freak out when we use an artificial nipple to feed our young in public.

I just cannot comprehend why we taboo a females nipple over a males nipple.  We even do it to small children who have no gender distinguishing difference in nipples.


Go back to paki-wacki-whatever-stan and let us strengthen our nation.
 
2013-02-15 06:33:47 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: one guy ≠ party


An isolated incident.  Just a bad apple.  He loved his country too much.  He's just thinking of the children, but not in THAT kind of way, you know.
 
2013-02-15 06:36:25 PM  
"it a felony for a lady to show a nipple in public" only if she willfully exposes herself to a child for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

Do liberals think that perverts should be allowed to willfully expose themselves to children for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire?
 
2013-02-15 06:37:20 PM  
It's still cool for guys to do it though, right?
 
2013-02-15 06:40:38 PM  
Bill made it through committee. These lady parts are bad for America. You'd better put tape on under your bra just to make sure. There you have it, Republicans want to criminalize beautiful nipples. A Nipple FELONY! A MUTHAFARKIN' FELONY FOR A GAWDAMNED NIPPLE!
 
2013-02-15 06:43:47 PM  
Party of Small Government strikes again!

Tell me again how woman was created? Cause it seems some peeps have a problem with how God does things.
 
2013-02-15 06:43:52 PM  

SkinnyHead: "it a felony for a lady to show a nipple in public" only if she willfully exposes herself to a child for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

Do liberals think that perverts should be allowed to willfully expose themselves to children for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire?


Meh --  3/10 -- You've done better.
 
2013-02-15 06:47:12 PM  
I never understood this. When a man starts getting all trans-gendery and takes hormones or just plain gets breast implants and generally looks womanly (except for down there), is it now illegal for him to expose his nipples in public?
 
2013-02-15 06:50:16 PM  
How is the male nipple exempted from this? Honestly, what is the huge, crucial difference (that these Republicans are willing to admit to) between male and female nipple exposure?
 
2013-02-15 06:50:22 PM  
Damn these fascists and their nipple control laws. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nipple is a good guy with a nipple.
 
2013-02-15 06:52:09 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: one guy ≠ party


Except it passed out of  a committee larger than a committee of one.
 
2013-02-15 06:52:16 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: one guy ≠ party


Do you know how I know you didn't read the farking article? Don't you assholes ever get tired of looking like uninformed morons? You couldn't take 2 minutes out of your day to actually read the idiocy you're defending? fark, just fark.
 
2013-02-15 06:52:48 PM  

sharpie_69: SkinnyHead: "it a felony for a lady to show a nipple in public" only if she willfully exposes herself to a child for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.

Do liberals think that perverts should be allowed to willfully expose themselves to children for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire?

Meh --  3/10 -- You've done better.


Skinny is actually right. The text of the bill is linked in TFA and says (roughly) that exposing your privates to minors for your sexual gratification is a felony.
 
2013-02-15 06:53:03 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: How is the male nipple exempted from this? Honestly, what is the huge, crucial difference (that these Republicans are willing to admit to) between male and female nipple exposure?


Slut-shaming males is less enjoyable to stodgy old people.
 
2013-02-15 07:00:41 PM  
There must be something wrong with my monitor. When I clicked the link, all I could make out from the article was that Republicans are morally criminal savages.

Weird.
 
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