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2013-02-15 04:46:15 PM
that would depend on where one lives.
 
2013-02-15 05:05:20 PM
Do fistulas count?
 
2013-02-15 05:11:45 PM
alot
 
2013-02-15 05:20:55 PM
I don't know, but your mom takes it in all of them!
 
2013-02-15 05:25:15 PM
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Right there.  Behind the knee
 
2013-02-15 05:27:03 PM
Enough to fill the Albert Hall?
 
2013-02-15 05:29:15 PM
Depends on the size of the penis asking.
 
2013-02-15 05:36:11 PM
i have something coming out of many of those holes.
 
2013-02-15 05:39:40 PM
How did the author get only right holes for men? Do they not realize that men also piss?
 
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2013-02-15 05:45:37 PM
It's not how many holes does the body have, it's how many hole have you had?

Wow chicka wow wow
 
2013-02-15 05:49:00 PM

Kyosuke: Enough to fill the Albert Hall?


Damn you!
 
2013-02-15 05:52:36 PM

davidphogan: How did the author get only right holes for men? Do they not realize that men also piss?


Misspelling/typo aside, it's funny because you don't know what a vagina is...
 
2013-02-15 05:55:24 PM
Does trepanation count?
 
2013-02-15 06:20:12 PM
If you find a partner kinky enough, and have good enough credit to rent a concrete drill, the sky is the limit!
 
2013-02-15 06:29:16 PM
Hey, that's the same question I ask my wife every night, before bed!
 
2013-02-15 06:33:30 PM
The Assh*le
The Penis
The Vagina
The Ears
The Mouth
 
2013-02-15 06:35:55 PM
There are some people with two pee-holes.
 
2013-02-15 06:36:11 PM

Richard Saunders: davidphogan: How did the author get only right holes for men? Do they not realize that men also piss?

Misspelling/typo aside, it's funny because you don't know what a vagina is...


What he's saying is that men have at least 9 holes, not 8. Two eyes, two nostrils, two ears, and a mouth. That brings the count to seven. Saying men have eight means we either don't have a urethra or don't have a bunghole.
 
2013-02-15 06:37:08 PM
I'm sorry, not to be pedantic, but that article has some pretty fundamental factual deficiencies.  There are some men with 9 holes due to having 2 penises -- nothing ambiguous about their genitalia.
 
2013-02-15 06:38:58 PM
Holes in:  many
Holes through:  1

We're all doughnuts, topologically.
 
2013-02-15 06:40:18 PM

netizencain: [imageshack.us image 512x288]
Right there.  Behind the knee


I see my work is done here
 
2013-02-15 06:40:33 PM
So let me count them.  My lips, my crack, my pussy and my -- ears, nose and eyes.  My lips, that's two.  My crack it's big, but it's just one.  My pussy, that's two.  My ears, two.  Nose, two nostrils and one eye.  That seems like 10 to me.
 
2013-02-15 06:40:37 PM

Dialectic: The Assh*le
The Penis
The Vagina
The Ears
The Mouth




What, the nose is too mundane as an erogenous zone to warrant mention?
 
2013-02-15 06:40:47 PM
quick look at the head of your penis, in particular the pee hole...

Now gently open it.. no do it..I'll wait... go ahead..

yes, 2 holes there... yup. One for sperm and for piss...
 
2013-02-15 06:42:18 PM
I won't weigh in on this one, since the farking article refuses to download for some farking reason. And I need to sit around and wait to read some crap like this like I need another hole in my head.
 
2013-02-15 06:45:56 PM
But how many of those holes are mine?  How many were made for me?
 
2013-02-15 06:50:20 PM

Counter_Intelligent: But how many of those holes are mine?  How many were made for me?


The one containing something that's slowly coming this way.

/drr... drr...
 
2013-02-15 06:50:38 PM
Well, aside from the normal ones, I have six piercings so do I get a cookie?
 
2013-02-15 06:52:00 PM
People who are counting...I don't think eyes are included because they aren't holes, per se...I think the odd number is from the belly button. After we're born it closes, but it is an ingress/egress point early in life.
 
2013-02-15 06:58:50 PM

SpdrJay: Well, aside from the normal ones, I have six piercings so do I get a cookie?


If by cookie you mean infection, then yes.
 
2013-02-15 06:59:51 PM
Enough for an executive course?
 
2013-02-15 06:59:52 PM
Airtight!
 
2013-02-15 07:01:58 PM
 
2013-02-15 07:05:31 PM

MrHappyRotter: SpdrJay: Well, aside from the normal ones, I have six piercings so do I get a cookie?

If by cookie you mean infection, then yes.


Where do people get the idea that piercings get infected easily?

I've had zero infection in my ears, lip, or dick in all these years and all I do is minimal care and cleaning....
 
2013-02-15 07:09:25 PM
If you're counting two holes where your eyes should be then how are you even reading this?


/morbo: eyes do not work that way!
 
2013-02-15 07:12:31 PM
To all you Farkers out there, I'd love to stick this (NSFW) into at least one or two of your holes.  If you're interested, send me a private message.
 
2013-02-15 07:12:40 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Holes in:  many
Holes through:  1

We're all doughnuts, topologically.


I had a biology teacher in high school who got a kick out of drawing a cross section of a human with two holes and explaining that nothing living could ever exist in 2D. I always hated that fat jackass.
 
2013-02-15 07:13:41 PM

SpdrJay: MrHappyRotter: SpdrJay: Well, aside from the normal ones, I have six piercings so do I get a cookie?

If by cookie you mean infection, then yes.

Where do people get the idea that piercings get infected easily?

I've had zero infection in my ears, lip, or dick in all these years and all I do is minimal care and cleaning....


Is that a pick-up line?  "Hey darlin', I only clean my junk enough to not get an infection"
 
2013-02-15 07:15:17 PM

Shotgun Justice: SpdrJay: MrHappyRotter: SpdrJay: Well, aside from the normal ones, I have six piercings so do I get a cookie?

If by cookie you mean infection, then yes.

Where do people get the idea that piercings get infected easily?

I've had zero infection in my ears, lip, or dick in all these years and all I do is minimal care and cleaning....

Is that a pick-up line?  "Hey darlin', I only clean my junk enough to not get an infection"


I just made the gayest little shriek of delight from reading that.
 
2013-02-15 07:16:58 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Holes in:  many
Holes through:  1

We're all doughnuts, topologically.


Disagreed.  What about when you shoot milk out your nose?  That counts as another way through.  Plus, in one nostril and out the other...


I'd say we're closer to T2 # T2 # T2 # T2
 
2013-02-15 07:20:29 PM

rickycal78: Richard Saunders: davidphogan: How did the author get only right holes for men? Do they not realize that men also piss?

Misspelling/typo aside, it's funny because you don't know what a vagina is...

What he's saying is that men have at least 9 holes, not 8. Two eyes, two nostrils, two ears, and a mouth. That brings the count to seven. Saying men have eight means we either don't have a urethra or don't have a bunghole.


Thank you. That was exactly what I meant.
 
2013-02-15 07:22:33 PM
Men: 9

Ears - 2
Eyes - 2
Nostrils - 2
Mouth - 1
Anus - 1
Pee hole - 1
__________

Women: 10

Ears - 2
Eyes - 2
Nostrils - 2
Mouth - 1
Anus - 1
Pee hole - 1
Vagina - 1
 
2013-02-15 07:24:09 PM

Shotgun Justice: SpdrJay: MrHappyRotter: SpdrJay: Well, aside from the normal ones, I have six piercings so do I get a cookie?

If by cookie you mean infection, then yes.

Where do people get the idea that piercings get infected easily?

I've had zero infection in my ears, lip, or dick in all these years and all I do is minimal care and cleaning....

Is that a pick-up line?  "Hey darlin', I only clean my junk enough to not get an infection"


Dick piercings are very unlikely to get dirty or infected because pee is full of ammonia that disinfects and cleans them several times a day.


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2013-02-15 07:28:28 PM
And though the holes were rather small, they had to count them all.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill Al and Paul.
 
2013-02-15 07:30:09 PM
Umm . . .ears are merely indentations.  There really isn't a passage beyond the skin in the ears.

7 for males and 8 for females.
 
2013-02-15 07:32:08 PM
Guys, you shouldn't be making such naive and inappropriate jokes about piercings.  People are here to learn the truth about piercings, and your hurtful jokes serve only to perpetuate the myths that those of us with piercings dedicate our lives to refute.
 
2013-02-15 07:37:46 PM

Lord Jubjub: Umm . . .ears are merely indentations.  There really isn't a passage beyond the skin in the ears.


They're called Ear, Nose and Throat doctors for a reason.
 
2013-02-15 07:39:26 PM
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"Gonna rip 'em a new one."
 
2013-02-15 08:01:23 PM

Lord Jubjub: Umm . . .ears are merely indentations.  There really isn't a passage beyond the skin in the ears.

7 for males and 8 for females.


They're close enough to a hole for my purposes.
 
2013-02-15 08:01:25 PM
"Including eyes and barring cases of ambiguous genitalia, men have 8 and women have 9."

I have never said this before, but I would really be interested in taking a look at Robert Gonzalez's dick.
 
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