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(Philadelphia City Paper)   Least appetizing dish you'll see this month: milt   (citypaper.net) divider line 60
    More: Sick, cod, sperm, ginger  
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2013-02-15 05:03:29 PM
content8.flixster.com

"This being Milt.  He'll cut your balls off."
 
2013-02-15 05:04:13 PM
Wait, you mean they actually serve that stuff ABOVE water too?

NOW YOU TELL ME!
 
2013-02-15 05:25:06 PM
The Japanese steam, pan-fry and deep-fry shirako, as its called there...


That's only if you are a man.  For Japanese women, the chef (or chefs usually) throws the delicacy on their head and face.
 
2013-02-15 05:30:37 PM
All I can think of is "the guy the Reds got for Frank Robinson."
 
2013-02-15 05:33:30 PM
Well, it's not as bad as chunky peanut butter, I guess.
 
2013-02-15 05:36:56 PM
it's like the exact opposite of caviar
 
2013-02-15 05:47:21 PM

UberDave: The Japanese steam, pan-fry and deep-fry shirako, as its called there...


That's only if you are a man.  For Japanese women, the chef (or chefs usually) throws the delicacy on their head and face.


Better known by it's traditional Japanese name--milttake.
 
2013-02-15 05:51:12 PM
Subby's mom is something of an expert on this.
 
2013-02-15 06:43:47 PM
Isn't all sperm cod sperm?
 
2013-02-15 06:49:26 PM

some_beer_drinker: it's like the exact opposite of caviar


Suddenly milt seems slightly less disgusting. Or maybe caviar seems much more disgusting. I can't tell. But either way your comment has changed my perspective.
 
2013-02-15 06:56:23 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [content8.flixster.com image 272x167]

"This being Milt.  He'll cut your balls off."


Dammit. I KNEW that name sounded familiar.
 
2013-02-15 06:59:12 PM
So there are people who are just now discovering this Japanese delicacy?
img21.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-15 07:03:35 PM
Got Milt?
 
2013-02-15 07:17:56 PM
I think I'll skip dinner tonight.
 
2013-02-15 07:19:10 PM
Malk?
 
2013-02-15 07:23:42 PM
Seen worse foods than milt.
herbertholeman.com
 
2013-02-15 07:31:34 PM
So who's job is it to jack off the fish onto the plate?

/fry cook?
 
2013-02-15 07:33:26 PM
Natto.  Soybeans fermented with a bacteria that loves rice.  The result is soybeans covered with a sticky, slimy substance that smells like superglue.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-15 07:35:42 PM
Riposte: spraints
 
2013-02-15 07:38:44 PM

ReverendJynxed: So who's job is it to jack off the fish onto the plate?

/fry cook?


The Head Chef?
 
2013-02-15 07:39:18 PM
Mocklit.
 
2013-02-15 07:42:26 PM
i.imgur.com

RIP Milt Romney
 
2013-02-15 07:43:59 PM
There are days when I've ingested several pints of human semen and yet everything about this link makes my stomach churn in demented pain at the thought.
 
2013-02-15 07:49:01 PM
i52.tinypic.com

The secret ingredient is... semen
 
2013-02-15 07:51:29 PM

eyeq360: Natto.  Soybeans fermented with a bacteria that loves rice.  The result is soybeans covered with a sticky, slimy substance that smells like superglue.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 432x600]


Oblig.

"What I find most hilarious is that there is an expiration date on the package. What could they possibly expect to happen to the product on this date THAT HAS NOT ALREADY OCCURRED?!!!"

=Smidge=
 
DB
2013-02-15 08:02:52 PM
they took it too far
 
2013-02-15 08:03:26 PM
Milt's in your mouth, not in your hand.
 
2013-02-15 08:05:24 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Milt's in your mouth, not in your hand.


win
 
2013-02-15 08:07:16 PM

Smidge204: eyeq360: Natto.  Soybeans fermented with a bacteria that loves rice.  The result is soybeans covered with a sticky, slimy substance that smells like superglue.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 432x600]

Oblig.

"What I find most hilarious is that there is an expiration date on the package. What could they possibly expect to happen to the product on this date THAT HAS NOT ALREADY OCCURRED?!!!"

=Smidge=


I just found this picture on GIS and it proves that some people love natto a whole lot, Rule 34 of the Internet applies to everything, and that Japan is weird.
 
2013-02-15 08:07:36 PM
You know who else might find a Asian sperm fabulous?

writersgallery.com
 
2013-02-15 08:08:03 PM
kinozavr.kz

Uncle Milty approves
 
2013-02-15 08:13:24 PM

LesserEvil: You know who else might find a Asian sperm fabulous?

[writersgallery.com image 600x450]


Wait.  I think I've seen those guys on TV.  I'd be shocked if either of them were gay.
 
2013-02-15 08:21:36 PM

MrHappyRotter: LesserEvil: You know who else might find a Asian sperm fabulous?

[writersgallery.com image 600x450]

Wait.  I think I've seen those guys on TV.  I'd be shocked if either of them were gay.


Whoa... whoa... who said anything about that? It's just two guys from California, who probably enjoy Japanese cuisine, what, with all the fine, authentic Japanese restaurants available in the state.

That said, I have no idea what is happening in that photo.
 
rpm
2013-02-15 08:21:57 PM

eyeq360: Seen worse foods than milt.
[herbertholeman.com image 850x762]


That needs to be animated an animated gif if that's what I think it is.
 
2013-02-15 08:27:47 PM

eyeq360: Seen worse foods than milt.
[herbertholeman.com image 850x762]


I'd eat maggot cheese.
 
2013-02-15 08:34:52 PM

libranoelrose: eyeq360: Seen worse foods than milt.
[herbertholeman.com image 850x762]

I'd eat maggot cheese.


Won't somebody think of the pupa.
 
2013-02-15 08:41:32 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [content8.flixster.com image 272x167]

"This being Milt.  He'll cut your balls off."


Came here for this
/done in one
 
2013-02-15 09:24:54 PM
Looks like calf bains.
 
2013-02-15 09:33:50 PM
www.mindpollution.org
 
2013-02-15 09:43:40 PM
Cod sperm, cod sperm,
Sticky icky cod sperm,
Cod sperm, cod sperm,
Sip it up, YUM!
 
2013-02-15 09:45:11 PM
It's good. Cod roe is better. Uni is the best.

//reproductive parts are quite tasty
 
2013-02-15 09:46:32 PM

Cuthbert Allgood: It's good. Cod roe is better. Uni is the best.

//reproductive parts are quite tasty


Are you coming on to me?  Because I'm flattered, but you're not my type.
 
2013-02-15 09:53:16 PM
bet the cuckolds line up for it.
 
2013-02-15 10:43:05 PM
Where is your cod now?
 
2013-02-15 10:44:35 PM

MrHappyRotter: There are days when I've ingested several pints of human semen and yet everything about this link makes my stomach churn in demented pain at the thought.


several pints? good for you. not everyone finds their niche in life.
 
2013-02-15 11:25:44 PM
It's the sauce that makes the dish.
 
2013-02-15 11:27:05 PM

Smidge204: "What I find most hilarious is that there is an expiration date on the package. What could they possibly expect to happen to the product on this date THAT HAS NOT ALREADY OCCURRED?!!!"

=Smidge=


It might start to...go good again?
 
2013-02-15 11:29:30 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: ReverendJynxed: So who's job is it to jack off the fish onto the plate?

/fry cook?

The Head Chef?


Fix the damn thing and leave my social life out of it.
 
2013-02-15 11:44:30 PM

PainInTheASP: UberDave: The Japanese steam, pan-fry and deep-fry shirako, as its called there...


That's only if you are a man.  For Japanese women, the chef (or chefs usually) throws the delicacy on their head and face.

Better known by it's traditional Japanese name--milttake.


Oh my, well played.
 
2013-02-15 11:50:39 PM
As long as it tastes good and the texture isn't altogether repulsive, I'll eat it. Upthread somebody posted some natto. It tastes delicious but the texture is that of sweet soybeans tossed in cold snot. Tastes great, but the texture takes some (a lot) of getting used to.
 
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