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(Foodbeast)   The world's most expensive BLT: "...rare breed pig bacon, sliced truffles, saffron, a free range egg, and of course, edible gold dust." The world's tastiest BLT: Wonder Bread, canned tomatoes and iceberg lettuce eaten naked at 2:30am   (foodbeast.com) divider line 16
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2013-02-15 04:18:56 PM
3 votes:
Subby's barftastic 2:30 special needs more spam. Fried in crisco. And that nasty bread could be made worse by adding margarine. Lots of margarine. And don't forget to not toast that bread, because then the tomato juice will make it all soggy, so that when you pick it up, it falls apart and lands on the floor. If you hate your dog, just leave it there for him/her. Just remember, soon enough, you'll have to clean dog barf off of your favorite rug. Farking dogs never barf on hard surfaces anymore.
2013-02-15 03:34:10 PM
3 votes:
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2013-02-15 04:14:53 PM
2 votes:
It has nothing on the Broodwitch!

"Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. And mustard...DIJON mustard!" Also, it turns out, sun-dried tomatoes. Bacon is extra, as there are "no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil, and lettuce".


I bet you are not even sentenced to an eternity of being sliced apart by odd shaped minions of the devil for eating it.

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2013-02-15 03:43:03 PM
2 votes:

busy chillin': Psycoholic_Slag:
They need to be perky. I love that.

um, what were we talking about again?



A nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.
2013-02-15 03:30:18 PM
2 votes:

basemetal: and Miracle Whip.


Get thee behind me. I will not countenance this abomination unto the Lord.
2013-02-15 03:28:00 PM
2 votes:
The best BLT has seven grain whole grain bread, (brand doesn't matter) fresh and ripe home grown tomatoes, (large ripe Cherokee purple are a good variety) bacon is bacon, flavored if you like it, lettuce of choice, and Miracle Whip.
2013-02-15 03:07:41 PM
2 votes:
Frying bacon while naked is just a bad idea.
2013-02-15 03:00:54 PM
2 votes:
Good luck with the Wonder Bread.
2013-02-15 09:28:04 PM
1 votes:
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2013-02-15 09:04:31 PM
1 votes:
Sourdough bread.

Thick cut bacon, and assloads of it.

Fresh goddamn tomatoes with a dash of lemon pepper.

Motherfarking BUTTER LETTUCE.

And honest to gods mayo.

Current fave is the McCormick stuff made in Mexico wit da lime juice. It's stout.
2013-02-15 05:45:54 PM
1 votes:
I like a bit of guac on mine.

So a GLBT.

/wait...
2013-02-15 04:04:41 PM
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: DarkPascual: Black bread, Bacon, dry tomatoes on olive oil, French mustard, lettuce with a drop or two of balsamic vinegar...

/I do wear a monocle and a top hat when I eat that...

Do you know how I know you're not a Southerner? That shiat won't get your ass kicked around here, but you will get filthy looks and a few "bless his heart"s.


Kind ma'am, I'm from South American... Technically, I AM a Southerner...
2013-02-15 03:52:49 PM
1 votes:

Bonzo_1116: Toasted Sourdough, with Best Foods mayo, none of that Miracle whip garbage. Crispy bacon, thinly sliced campari tomatoes, and butter lettuce or baby spinach.

Gonna make one right now.

/no campari tomatoes, only romas.
//cry.


Is Best Foods like Whole Foods, but North Korean?
2013-02-15 03:47:05 PM
1 votes:

Robert1966: or Miracle Whip, if that's your thing


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2013-02-15 03:44:31 PM
1 votes:
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"Amateur"
2013-02-15 03:25:40 PM
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: Frying bacon while naked is just a bad idea.


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