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(Foodbeast)   The world's most expensive BLT: "...rare breed pig bacon, sliced truffles, saffron, a free range egg, and of course, edible gold dust." The world's tastiest BLT: Wonder Bread, canned tomatoes and iceberg lettuce eaten naked at 2:30am   (foodbeast.com) divider line 159
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2013-02-15 04:51:56 PM  
Wonder Bread? Iceberg lettuce? You go to hell, subby. You go to hell and you die!
 
2013-02-15 05:00:55 PM  
There's nothing tasty about Wonder Bread, subby.
 
2013-02-15 05:00:59 PM  
canned tomatoes? fark that shiat.
white bread and iceberg lettuce I'll give you, but you'd have to be full retard to use canned tomates, which is how I know subby is trolling.
 
2013-02-15 05:01:41 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: busy chillin': Psycoholic_Slag:
They need to be perky. I love that.

um, what were we talking about again?


A nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.


Can't believe I missed this one.  You win...this time..
 
2013-02-15 05:07:51 PM  

basemetal: The best BLT has seven grain whole grain bread, (brand doesn't matter) fresh and ripe home grown tomatoes, (large ripe Cherokee purple are a good variety) bacon is bacon, flavored if you like it, lettuce of choice, and Miracle Whip.


Well, you're half-right.  Rye bread and real mayo.

\fark Miracle Whip
\\farking it with a big rubber dick
 
2013-02-15 05:09:04 PM  

Dragonflew: Not only bacon, but PIG bacon. Doesn't get much better than pig bacon.


Hehe! That is much better than tofu bacon, I agree.
 
2013-02-15 05:16:14 PM  
Best bacon is not bacon but uncured pork bellies. Which is the same part as bacon but without doing stuff to it.. Just fry up extra thick slices in butter, let it crisp up, take it off the flame and add some coarse salt.
 
2013-02-15 05:17:20 PM  
What happens when a pile of gold dust hits your fillings?   Something like aluminum foil?
 
2013-02-15 05:20:02 PM  
The lettuce on a BLT is completely superfluous and causes an irritating delay in the eating of the sammich. Bacon sandwich with tomato (and mayonnaise and mustard ) is better. If you want some crunch and extra flavor, throw a little sliced onion on there.

But you MUST toast or grill the bread. Plain bread for a sandwich is the devil, unless it's a fresh roll with a crunchy crust.
 
2013-02-15 05:22:02 PM  

mbillips: The lettuce on a BLT is completely superfluous and causes an irritating delay in the eating of the sammich. Bacon sandwich with tomato (and mayonnaise and mustard ) is better. If you want some crunch and extra flavor, throw a little sliced onion on there.

But you MUST toast or grill the bread. Plain bread for a sandwich is the devil, unless it's a fresh roll with a crunchy crust.


I mostly agree.  I never much cared for the lettuce part for exactly the reasons you mention.  But no mustard for me.  It tends to overpower the heavenly taste of bacon.
 
2013-02-15 05:24:50 PM  

iron de havilland: Some of the ingredients included on this list are7 rashers of rare breed pig bacon, sliced truffles, saffron, a free range egg, and of course, edible gold dust.
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DO NOT WANT


Seconded:

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2013-02-15 05:26:50 PM  

basemetal: The best BLT has seven grain whole grain bread, (brand doesn't matter) fresh and ripe home grown tomatoes, (large ripe Cherokee purple are a good variety) bacon is bacon, flavored if you like it, lettuce of choice, and Miracle Whip.


BACON IS BACON?!?!?!?!?

Thickness of the cut, wood used to smoke the bacon, fat content, how was it cured?  Shove the Cherokee purples up your arse and get focused on what matters, damnit.

/Also, wheat bread sux.
 
2013-02-15 05:26:51 PM  
This is why my BLT is better . . .

static.caloriecount.about.com

 // that, and my homemade bacon
 
2013-02-15 05:29:39 PM  
Unless they're pureed and made into a sauce, fark tomatoes.

/now, grilled cheese and bacon...
 
2013-02-15 05:37:20 PM  
$237? no thanks i can make a damn fine BLT for less than ten buck at home.  They can keep their over priced sandwich.
 
2013-02-15 05:38:56 PM  
The world's tastiest BLT: Wonder Bread, canned tomatoes and iceberg lettuce eaten naked at 2:30am

WTF?  A Bread, Lettuce, Tomato sandwich?  That sounds a little too OWSy to me
 
2013-02-15 05:42:52 PM  
I don't do "eat over the sink" BLT's. If I'm going to have one, I'll make it right. I use Rudi's organic whole wheat bread, made from scratch Rouille, heirloom tomatoes from our local farmer's market, oakleaf lettuce, and 6 strips of vegan bacon.

/I keed... I keed...
 
2013-02-15 05:45:54 PM  
I like a bit of guac on mine.

So a GLBT.

/wait...
 
2013-02-15 05:57:53 PM  
CANNED FARKIN' TOMATOES?  OMFG....
 
2013-02-15 05:58:31 PM  

serial arseonist: leonel: When did they add egg to a BLT? wouldn't be a BELT™ at that point?

BELT is a trademark of Leonel Industries. All rights reserved

sorry about yer trademark dude
http://www.timhortons.com/us/en/menu/breakfast-sandwich.html

/tastes kinda like an old belt


Nooooooo...!
 
2013-02-15 05:58:40 PM  

theorellior: basemetal: and Miracle Whip.

Get thee behind me. I will not countenance this abomination unto the Lord.


Mayonnaise.  Miracle Whip is non-food..
 
2013-02-15 06:04:46 PM  

basemetal: The best BLT has seven grain whole grain bread, (brand doesn't matter) fresh and ripe home grown tomatoes, (large ripe Cherokee purple are a good variety) bacon is bacon, flavored if you like it, lettuce of choice, and

Miracle Whip.

 Ok you lost me at Miracle whip
 
2013-02-15 06:16:40 PM  
foie gras, as well as truffles, will make anything taste better.
 
2013-02-15 06:18:07 PM  
Can't we all just get to what's more important? Showing tasty tasty sammich pron?
//why yes I sound fat
//still that reuben...
//drooling slashies!
 
2013-02-15 06:20:13 PM  
images.politico.com

BLTs.
 
2013-02-15 06:25:31 PM  
Gold is about $51 a gram.
 
2013-02-15 06:32:03 PM  

basemetal: The best BLT has seven grain whole grain bread, (brand doesn't matter) fresh and ripe home grown tomatoes, (large ripe Cherokee purple are a good variety) bacon is bacon, flavored if you like it, lettuce of choice, and Miracle Whip.


Half miracle whip half mayo, and if you can swing it, half maple, half hickory smoked bacon.
 
2013-02-15 06:34:12 PM  

theorellior: basemetal: and Miracle Whip.

Get thee behind me. I will not countenance this abomination unto the Lord.


Neither will I, you damn dirty heathen.
 
2013-02-15 06:38:09 PM  

not5am: are the truffles on the sandwich more expensive than edible gold dust?


Yeah, actually, truffles are more expensive than gold.

We don't know why truffles grow or specifically where they grow. We have to train animals to sniff out truffles. We know they grow under the roots of some trees in some forests, but we don't know why. More importantly, we can't artificially recreate the environs in which truffles grow.

fark gold, I know where gold is. Truffles is money. Squared. Tripled.
 
2013-02-15 06:40:02 PM  
 
2013-02-15 06:44:26 PM  

Flragnararch: biatchqueen: Can't we all just get to what's more important? Showing tasty tasty sammich pron?
//why yes I sound fat
//still that reuben...
//drooling slashies!

gotcha covered

Safe for work, although protect your keyboards from drool.

http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/soft-shell-crab-blt-with-tarragon- ai oli-on-sourdough/

http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/thick-sliced-applewood-smoked-baco n- roma-tomato-and-green-leaf-lettuce-sandwich/

http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/decadent-lobster-tarragon-blt-roll s/

http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/bacon-slow-roasted-tomato-and-lett uc e-sandwich-with-spicy-aioli/

http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/bacon-arugula-and-heirloom-tomato- sa ndwich-on-sourdough-squaw-swirl/


fark you, there's no way any of that is real.
 
2013-02-15 06:47:59 PM  
 
2013-02-15 06:50:11 PM  

My preferred method...why, yes - those are corn bread waffles.

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2013-02-15 07:04:22 PM  

Bonzo_1116: Toasted Sourdough, with Best Foods mayo, none of that Miracle whip garbage. Crispy bacon, thinly sliced campari tomatoes, and butter lettuce or baby spinach.

Gonna make one right now.

/no campari tomatoes, only romas.
//cry.


I always use toasted sourdough and real mayo, though I'll use mixed spring greens before spinach. If I'm not in the mood for health food, I fry the tomatoes in the leftover bacon grease before I put them on.

Other acceptable variations, adding avocado, ranch dressing or both. No egg though. That belongs on a breakfast sandwich, not a BLT.
 
2013-02-15 07:13:16 PM  

blatz514: encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com


That's not a Reuben....


blogs.houstonpress.com

THAT'S A REUBEN! Otherwise known as an "Education in Corned Beef"
(kenny and ziggys, houston)

See more of these guys here....
 
2013-02-15 07:26:32 PM  
Not a BLT, then.
 
2013-02-15 07:31:36 PM  
Canned tomatoes on a sandwich is a hanging offense
 
2013-02-15 07:36:29 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: What happens when a pile of gold dust hits your fillings?   Something like aluminum foil?


It makes you cry, makes you break down, and it shatters your illusions of love.

Plus it gets stuck between your teeth and is a pain in the butt to get out with a toothpick.
 
2013-02-15 07:42:33 PM  
WTF with the canned tomatoes, Subby?
 
2013-02-15 08:32:07 PM  
Why use canned tomatoes when there's ketchup...
 
2013-02-15 08:48:41 PM  
I will eat lettuce and tomato with dirt on them as long as the bacon looks good. None of that pre-cooked shiat tho. I want bacon greasy enough I have to eat the sandwich quickly or the bread will disintegrate.
 
2013-02-15 08:53:25 PM  

Farxist Marxist: I hope the pig was at least an endangered species.

/not much chance of that


I actually do wonder what rare breed pig they mean. My first guess would be the Gloucestershire Old Spot, but that's probably doing better in the UK than in the US. Take your pick, I suppose...
 
2013-02-15 08:54:03 PM  

maddogdelta: blatz514: encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

That's not a Reuben....


[blogs.houstonpress.com image 500x377]

THAT'S A REUBEN! Otherwise known as an "Education in Corned Beef"
(kenny and ziggys, houston)

See more of these guys here....


Is that poor thing wrapped in dough and steamed? No thanks. I'll take mine on toasted Sour Dough bread.

And shame on you for linking to Guy Fieri without some sort of warning.
 
2013-02-15 08:57:37 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: DarkPascual: Black bread, Bacon, dry tomatoes on olive oil, French mustard, lettuce with a drop or two of balsamic vinegar...

/I do wear a monocle and a top hat when I eat that...

Do you know how I know you're not a Southerner? That shiat won't get your ass kicked around here, but you will get filthy looks and a few "bless his heart"s.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3h2mOgCaiQ
 
2013-02-15 09:04:31 PM  
Sourdough bread.

Thick cut bacon, and assloads of it.

Fresh goddamn tomatoes with a dash of lemon pepper.

Motherfarking BUTTER LETTUCE.

And honest to gods mayo.

Current fave is the McCormick stuff made in Mexico wit da lime juice. It's stout.
 
2013-02-15 09:27:07 PM  
I dunno about canned tomatoes, but I bet a slice of pickled green tomato would be excellent on a BLT... hold on, I have to go the supermarket now.
 
2013-02-15 09:27:57 PM  

Flragnararch: http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/thick-sliced-applewood-smoked-baco n- roma-tomato-and-green-leaf-lettuce-sandwich/


Tomorrow, this will be mine.

Oh yes, you will be mine.
 
2013-02-15 09:28:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 10:52:56 PM  
This whole hubbub over canned tomatoes got me thinking....

Is there canned ANYTHING that can be called tastiest?
 
2013-02-15 11:17:38 PM  
True CSB:

A local dive diner in a very small town.  Two crotchety matronly types sit down and order lunch.  One is incredibly snotty to the waitress.
"I said that I want a BLTNT!"
 "Uh, what is that, ma'am?
"<loud sigh> Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Not Toasted!"

Lunch is delivered to the table.  After a few moments the woman is waving at the waitress furiously.
"Miss, this sandwich is soggy!"
"Well, shiat, Shoulda Had It Toasted!"
 
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