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(Foodbeast)   The world's most expensive BLT: "...rare breed pig bacon, sliced truffles, saffron, a free range egg, and of course, edible gold dust." The world's tastiest BLT: Wonder Bread, canned tomatoes and iceberg lettuce eaten naked at 2:30am   (foodbeast.com) divider line 159
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2013-02-15 03:00:54 PM  
Good luck with the Wonder Bread.
 
2013-02-15 03:07:41 PM  
Frying bacon while naked is just a bad idea.
 
2013-02-15 03:17:10 PM  
Hey, my in-laws live there.
 
2013-02-15 03:17:56 PM  

TommyymmoT: Frying bacon while naked is just a bad idea.


That's why you cook it with an apron on


/Wish I had an apron
 
2013-02-15 03:20:11 PM  
Submitter, you're recipe for the "tastiest" BLT seems to be lacking that crucial "B" element.  Also, canned tomatoes? WTF?
 
2013-02-15 03:24:48 PM  
Eat the rich.
 
2013-02-15 03:25:40 PM  

TommyymmoT: Frying bacon while naked is just a bad idea.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 03:26:14 PM  

Nabb1: Submitter, you're recipe for the "tastiest" BLT seems to be lacking that crucial "B" element.  Also, canned tomatoes? WTF?


Covered both for me.  Thanks.

/ But really CANNED TOMATOES?!?!?
 
2013-02-15 03:26:16 PM  

Nabb1: Submitter, you're recipe for the "tastiest" BLT seems to be lacking that crucial "B" element.  Also, canned tomatoes? WTF?


Nasty.
 
2013-02-15 03:26:33 PM  

the_sidewinder: TommyymmoT: Frying bacon while naked is just a bad idea.

That's why you cook it with an apron on


/Wish I had an apron


I got an apron just so I could roll out of bed half/all naked and put stuff in the frying pan Sunday morning.
 
2013-02-15 03:26:45 PM  
I think  submitterwas yanking our chain. Shame on you.
 
2013-02-15 03:27:04 PM  
farking truffles.  That's cheating when you're making a "World's Most Expensive X" dish.  It's like putting real diamonds in a cocktail glass, pouring a martini in, and calling it "World's Most Expensive cocktail".
 
2013-02-15 03:27:45 PM  
So, a BLT is now a BTrSEG?  I saw no mention of Lettuce or Tomato on that sandwich...  Weird...
 
2013-02-15 03:28:00 PM  
The best BLT has seven grain whole grain bread, (brand doesn't matter) fresh and ripe home grown tomatoes, (large ripe Cherokee purple are a good variety) bacon is bacon, flavored if you like it, lettuce of choice, and Miracle Whip.
 
2013-02-15 03:28:31 PM  
The secret to a better BLT is to double the bacon.
 
2013-02-15 03:28:58 PM  

show me: Good luck with the Wonder Bread.


"There's nothing like union quality."

Saw that on a bumper sticker today.
 
2013-02-15 03:29:12 PM  
I guess if you're up at 2:30am naked, then you're probably just refueling for another round of your awesome four-way with Jennifer Connally, Katy Perry and Emma Stone, and so anything will taste spectacular.
 
2013-02-15 03:30:06 PM  

Nabb1: Submitter, you're recipe for the "tastiest" BLT seems to be lacking that crucial "B" element.  Also, canned tomatoes? WTF?


I was looking for his brand choice of bacon myself.

Failmitter must never make a _LT for me ever!
 
2013-02-15 03:30:09 PM  
When did they add egg to a BLT? wouldn't be a BELT™ at that point?

BELT is a trademark of Leonel Industries. All rights reserved
 
2013-02-15 03:30:18 PM  

basemetal: and Miracle Whip.


Get thee behind me. I will not countenance this abomination unto the Lord.
 
2013-02-15 03:30:57 PM  
How to make the best BLT ever:

Thick cut bacon made into a square weave + L + T

That's it.
 
2013-02-15 03:32:10 PM  
Where's the bald eagle foie gras and beluga whale caviar?
 
2013-02-15 03:32:40 PM  
canned tomatoes

Blasphemer ! Only fresh tomatoes are to be used for the BLT.
 
2013-02-15 03:32:54 PM  

leonel: When did they add egg to a BLT? wouldn't be a BELT™ at that point?

BELT is a trademark of Leonel Industries. All rights reserved


My favorite is the CBELT

cheese bacon egg lettuce termerders
 
2013-02-15 03:33:19 PM  
Toasted Sourdough, with Best Foods mayo, none of that Miracle whip garbage. Crispy bacon, thinly sliced campari tomatoes, and butter lettuce or baby spinach.

Gonna make one right now.

/no campari tomatoes, only romas.
//cry.
 
2013-02-15 03:34:10 PM  
i182.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-15 03:34:32 PM  
Also: avocado, if you have it available for the BLAT.


mmmm BLAT
 
2013-02-15 03:34:32 PM  
Try a BLLT&A: Bacon, lettuce, lobster, tomato, avocado.

*drooooool*
 
2013-02-15 03:34:51 PM  
Do they even make and sell sliced tomatos in a  can?

How would one slice a soggy ass canned whole tomato?

So many questions.
 
2013-02-15 03:35:44 PM  
Good thing so many people already called out Subby on the canned tomatoes.

Also, you have to toast the bread, and don't forget the mayo (or Miracle Whip, if that's your thing).
 
2013-02-15 03:35:54 PM  

tricycleracer: farking truffles.  That's cheating when you're making a "World's Most Expensive X" dish.  It's like putting real diamonds in a cocktail glass, pouring a martini in, and calling it "World's Most Expensive cocktail".


are the truffles on the sandwich more expensive than edible gold dust?
 
2013-02-15 03:36:22 PM  

Tricky Chicken: Nabb1: Submitter, you're recipe for the "tastiest" BLT seems to be lacking that crucial "B" element.  Also, canned tomatoes? WTF?

I was looking for his brand choice of bacon myself.

Failmitter must never make a _LT for me ever!


This is the only brand of bacon worth eating.

//It's not even close.
 
2013-02-15 03:36:32 PM  
Had this at the old NASCAR Cafe at the Sahara in Vegas. 1lb of bacon and it was really good
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-15 03:36:41 PM  
Not only bacon, but PIG bacon. Doesn't get much better than pig bacon.
 
2013-02-15 03:37:12 PM  
Black bread, Bacon, dry tomatoes on olive oil, French mustard, lettuce with a drop or two of balsamic vinegar...

/I do wear a monocle and a top hat when I eat that...
 
2013-02-15 03:37:14 PM  
I like adding avocado and onion in lieu of lettuce to my BLT, which makes it a BOAT.
 
2013-02-15 03:37:30 PM  
May I just say, fark Wonder/white bread?

Whole wheat, please and thank you.

/or rye, depending on the sandwich
 
2013-02-15 03:38:03 PM  
Truffles, wonder bread and canned tomatoes?

No
 
2013-02-15 03:38:10 PM  
Canned tomatoes?  Like, tomatoes in a can?  What the hell?
 
2013-02-15 03:38:33 PM  
I always figured "Wonder Bread" was a non-food disclaimer like "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter".
i.e.

It's not butter, but they just told you it wasn't.
Similarly Wonder Bread sure as hell doesn't appear to be bread.  But they seem to be admitting that when they invite you to Wonder about it.
 
2013-02-15 03:38:50 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: I like adding avocado and onion in lieu of lettuce to my BLT, which makes it a BOAT.


put lettuce on it and it's a BLOAT

I might have to put onions on mine next time...COBELT
 
2013-02-15 03:39:14 PM  

libranoelrose: TommyymmoT: Frying bacon while naked is just a bad idea.

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I love how this flow chart takes Dante into consideration.  I once stood in my laundry room and ate a bacon sandwich at 1:30am so I wouldn't have to share with my dog.  In my defense, I only had a limited amount of bacon and had been drinking.  So the tequila appetite was making the decisions for me.
I felt guilty the next day and let him have an extra hour of park time and made him scrambled eggs.

/not fat
 
2013-02-15 03:39:20 PM  

Oliver Twisted: Nabb1: Submitter, you're recipe for the "tastiest" BLT seems to be lacking that crucial "B" element.  Also, canned tomatoes? WTF?

Covered both for me.  Thanks.

/ But really CANNED TOMATOES?!?!?


Canned tomatoes are NOT perky.
They need to be perky. I love that.
 
2013-02-15 03:40:34 PM  
Psycoholic_Slag:
They need to be perky. I love that.

um, what were we talking about again?
 
2013-02-15 03:40:40 PM  
Take it for what it's worth

My go to is Publix Mountain Wheat bread (or italian if not available) toasted lightly; 6 slices thick cut applewood smoked wright brand bacon pan fired then drained; 2 leaves of romaine lettuce folded over;  lengthwise sliced roma tomatoes with a crack of Sea salt and white pepper placed against a 1/2 tsp ranch dressing smeared on the facing side.
 
2013-02-15 03:40:53 PM  

Oliver Twisted: / But really CANNED TOMATOES?!?!?


!???!!!!????!!?!!
 
2013-02-15 03:41:39 PM  

DarkPascual: Black bread, Bacon, dry tomatoes on olive oil, French mustard, lettuce with a drop or two of balsamic vinegar...

/I do wear a monocle and a top hat when I eat that...


Do you know how I know you're not a Southerner? That shiat won't get your ass kicked around here, but you will get filthy looks and a few "bless his heart"s.
 
2013-02-15 03:41:50 PM  
canned vegetables are an abomination
 
2013-02-15 03:42:32 PM  
So, subby thinks "B" stands for "Bread"
 
2013-02-15 03:43:03 PM  

busy chillin': Psycoholic_Slag:
They need to be perky. I love that.

um, what were we talking about again?



A nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.
 
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