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2013-02-15 04:42:23 PM

thornhill: InmanRoshi: If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?

Yeah. The photography doesn't seem to understand the job description of a paparazzi.


Hello, People Magazine?   I got photos of Yakov Smirnoff folding socks at a lower east side laundromat, how much you want for them?    Okay, what about  Bronson Pinchot buying one-a-day multivitamins at a Duane Reade.  Hello?
 
2013-02-15 04:42:48 PM
For some reason I thought he was dead.
 
2013-02-15 04:43:20 PM

shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.
...
Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.


If you hung out with him you would be hanging out with 90% of Hollywood.
 
2013-02-15 04:45:25 PM
Meh, you grow up going to public pools and theme parks in the Midwest and you get desensitized to these kind of things. I'm more surprised to see Louie Anderson still alive.
 
2013-02-15 04:47:38 PM

shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.


300 isn't in the ballpark. That's gotta be 400, right?

/not sure, not much experience with morbidly obese people
 
2013-02-15 04:51:08 PM

ChrisDe: 300 isn't in the ballpark. That's gotta be 400, right?


Honestly, I don't know. Several of my friends are pretty big, but for obvious reasons they're gunshy about revealing their weight. Probably depends on how tall he is. A friend of mine is about 300, but he's also around 6'2" or so. Big guy, but doesn't look like Louis.

Wait, just looked it up. Louis Anderson is 5'7", so I'd say 300ish is about right.
 
2013-02-15 04:54:54 PM

InmanRoshi: thornhill: InmanRoshi: If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?

Yeah. The photography doesn't seem to understand the job description of a paparazzi.

Hello, People Magazine?   I got photos of Yakov Smirnoff folding socks at a lower east side laundromat, how much you want for them?    Okay, what about  Bronson Pinchot buying one-a-day multivitamins at a Duane Reade.  Hello?


Dozens of B-list TV actors live near me in the Upper West Side. I see them walking their dogs, shopping at Whole Foods, etc. Everybody recognizes them but nobody cares.
 
2013-02-15 05:07:06 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-15 05:16:57 PM
www.staypuftmarshmallows.com
 
2013-02-15 05:17:19 PM
Yet another honey booboo link I bet eh?  Yep, fark reality TV.
 
2013-02-15 05:24:17 PM
Wow.  thought I was looking in a mirror
 
2013-02-15 05:26:06 PM

Tyrone Biggums: One would think that he would be assistant manager by now.


That is when the big bucks start rolling in.

/Just let your SSSSOOOOULLLLLL SHINE THROUGH!!!
 
2013-02-15 05:27:25 PM
I'd hit that so hard.....
 
2013-02-15 05:52:37 PM
lasvegasblog.harrahs.com
Reverse goatey!
 
2013-02-15 05:52:54 PM
*Waves pointer over link*
*Reads address at bottom of browser*

Oof. No thank you.
 
2013-02-15 06:05:34 PM
the  goggles.
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2013-02-15 06:06:35 PM
Wtf is all that in my post?
 
2013-02-15 06:07:43 PM
Show me pudding!
 
2013-02-15 06:15:43 PM
Ya think he knows he's that fat?
 
2013-02-15 06:22:07 PM
I like the noises they make when they think you're going to throw them a piece of fish.
 
2013-02-15 06:24:23 PM
I remember I had he Family Feud video game as a kid. Louie did the voice over since he was the MC for the game show at some point.

It was memorable because he was obviously drunk off his ass during the taping.
 
2013-02-15 06:30:20 PM
justhalfcracked.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-15 06:41:56 PM
I bet he couldn't drown if he tried.
 
2013-02-15 06:44:29 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: I bet he couldn't drown if he tried.


You'd think, but you're forgetting how much wet back hair weighs the body down.
 
2013-02-15 06:46:53 PM
Yes, another fat thread where I can validate myself!

i used to be a fatty! People never called me a fatty because I wore it well. Almost a year ago my GF of 7 years broke up with me and I decided to take a proactive effort to reduce my weight via diet and exercise. A few reasons were to make my EX jealous, personal health reasons, and so that I can be a highly marketable sexual tyrannosaurus. Summer's right around the corner, and I need to be a manly man -- not some doughy creampuff. Was 240 at the start of May last year and I'm down to 205 right now. 15 pounds to go, and I'll be taking women to poundtown ALL SUMMER LONG. SUCK  IT!
 
2013-02-15 06:47:41 PM
ll-media.tmz.com
Is this that 'featured partner' stuff FARK is always going on about?
 
2013-02-15 06:48:57 PM

Mentalpatient87: I'm more surprised to see Louie Anderson still alive.


a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7595079/82540831#c82540831" target="_blank">borg: For some reason I thought he was dead.

TrojanRabbit: Why do I keep thinking Louie Anderson is dead?  He's my Abe Vigoda.


I'm with you guys. Honestly thought he croaked years ago. We must be thinking of the Chinese buffet guy.
 
2013-02-15 06:50:10 PM
For the Nth time - nice comment editor, Fark.
 
2013-02-15 06:54:34 PM

Genevieve Marie: Oh my god! A fat person! A fat person with the audacity to DO POOL EXERCISES IN STUFF APPROPRIATE FOR SWIMMING!

*hyperventilates*

*faints*


But "appropriate for swimming" means small, short pants. He's big pants people. He should go inside and get his big pants on.
 
2013-02-15 06:57:42 PM

jrodnewb: the  goggles.
.find_in_page{background-color:#ffff00 !important;padding:0px;margin:0px;overflow:visible !important;}.findysel{background-color:#ff9632 !important;padding:0px;margin:0px;overflow:visible !important;}


I laugh at thee.
 
2013-02-15 06:57:51 PM

Dahnkster: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x582]
Is this that 'featured partner' stuff FARK is always going on about?


WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

Some of us didn't click the link!

We didn't...click...the link...
 
2013-02-15 07:00:46 PM

InmanRoshi: If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?


Laughed way harder than I should have.  Good job.
 
2013-02-15 07:14:24 PM
And he's different than most farkers how?
 
2013-02-15 07:18:10 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: And he's different than most farkers how?


He's interesting and famous enough that people actually go out of their way to hunt him down so they can photograph him in nothing but swimming trunks and those creepy-ass shoes that fit around your toes the way a glove fits around your fingers?
 
2013-02-15 07:25:30 PM
This is good advice for every TMZ link.
 
2013-02-15 07:34:11 PM
Has a Tsunami Warning been issued?
 
2013-02-15 07:35:24 PM
I opened in a new tab and saw Louie Anderson's name, and closed it. Does it still count as a click if I didnt see it?
 
2013-02-15 08:05:07 PM
Who?
 
2013-02-15 08:12:44 PM
static5.businessinsider.com
 
2013-02-15 08:14:09 PM
Judging by that pic, Family Feud death pool trifecta in play after many decades.
 
2013-02-15 08:36:38 PM

SovietCanuckistan: ParagonComplex: You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.

Hey yeah! That DDP yogo is crazy, great results for some really messed up people. Not just fat people, but people with serious injuries, etc. I am surprised the DDP Yoga mania has not hit yet.


It is starting to really catch on. Dallas Page is also really approachable. Like re-tweeting your DDPYoga tweets on Twitter, commenting on Facebook posts on DDPYoga. He always came off as a really nice guy, and I'm glad he's helping a lot of people with the Yoga. It gave me motivation to actually want to work out. It's worked miracles for Jake Roberts, and Scott Hall is supposed to join the house this week. I hope it works well for him too.

Chris Jericho credits it with getting him back in the ring after his DWTS debacle. Backstage after the Royal Rumble, Vinnie Mac asked him "how the hell did you stay in such good shape?" Jericho said he didn't know, but I'd bet dollars to dimes it was because of the DDPYoga
 
2013-02-15 08:41:13 PM

Ed Finnerty: [static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300]


glossynews.com

//stay on target
 
2013-02-15 08:46:16 PM
Hey subby, and everyone else who made a hilarious comment, please post a picture of your own fat pasty ass shirtless and poolside. I'm guessing it wouldn't be quite that different.
 
2013-02-15 08:53:49 PM

sure haven't: Hey subby, and everyone else who made a hilarious comment, please post a picture of your own fat pasty ass shirtless and poolside. I'm guessing it wouldn't be quite that different.


fark you biatch.  I have abs
 
2013-02-15 08:54:35 PM

MrHappyRotter: sure haven't: Hey subby, and everyone else who made a hilarious comment, please post a picture of your own fat pasty ass shirtless and poolside. I'm guessing it wouldn't be quite that different.
at 
fark you biatch.  I have abs


olutely no disagreement at all with anything you said.
 
2013-02-15 09:06:44 PM
ll-media.tmz.com

Cannot decide between "The Spice must flow!" or "Bring me Solo and the Wookie".
 
2013-02-15 09:07:28 PM

sure haven't: Hey subby, and everyone else who made a hilarious comment, please post a picture of your own fat pasty ass shirtless and poolside. I'm guessing it wouldn't be quite that different.


You're right, 150 lbs. isn't that much different at all.  We're all super fat asses who somehow weigh considerably less.
 
2013-02-15 09:08:30 PM

TV's Vinnie: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x582]

Cannot decide between "The Spice must flow!" or "Bring me Solo and the Wookie".


"F*cking Chuck Norris!"
 
2013-02-15 09:10:50 PM

TV's Vinnie: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x582]

Cannot decide between "The Spice must flow!" or "Bring me Solo and the Wookie".


NSFW image in a SFW thread?  The photo shows an inappropriate amount of that fat woman's sideboobage.
 
2013-02-15 09:13:01 PM
www.cosmicteams.com
 
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