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2013-02-15 02:37:58 PM  
TMZ? Won't argue with you there subby.
 
2013-02-15 02:39:35 PM  
Spotted the white whale. Gold doubloon for me!
 
2013-02-15 02:54:11 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-15 03:04:26 PM  
You can't tell me what to do!

*Clicks link*

OH DEAR GOD!!!! WHY DID I DO THAT!!!!!
 
2013-02-15 03:07:58 PM  
"training for one of those new celebrity diving shows"

One surprises me; more than one  terrifies me.
 
2013-02-15 03:08:21 PM  
So he's performing at Sea World now?
 
2013-02-15 03:21:42 PM  
I like that the URL appears when I hover over a link. Sometimes I like it a lot!
 
2013-02-15 03:24:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 03:24:51 PM  
Well.....that just happened.

/vomits
 
2013-02-15 03:25:55 PM  
Hasn't changed much, has he?
 
2013-02-15 03:26:18 PM  
Adele has really let herself go.
 
2013-02-15 03:27:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: TMZ? Won't argue with you there subby.


2nded
 
2013-02-15 03:28:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 03:29:28 PM  
Oh my god! A fat person! A fat person with the audacity to DO POOL EXERCISES IN STUFF APPROPRIATE FOR SWIMMING!

*hyperventilates*

*faints*
 
2013-02-15 03:31:40 PM  
rustwire.com

Disapproves
 
2013-02-15 03:31:44 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Oh my god! A fat person! A fat person with the audacity to DO POOL EXERCISES IN STUFF APPROPRIATE FOR SWIMMING!

*hyperventilates*

*faints*


Beat it politically correct NERD. hahahahahahahaha! yeah BRO!
 
2013-02-15 03:33:13 PM  
One would think that he would be assistant manager by now.
 
2013-02-15 03:39:51 PM  
FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THEE
 
2013-02-15 03:40:02 PM  
He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.
 
2013-02-15 03:41:12 PM  

shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.


You sound fat
 
2013-02-15 03:44:24 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-15 03:44:30 PM  
I hope all the king's horses and all the king's men can put him back together again.
 
2013-02-15 03:45:26 PM  
Oh my god, Shamu escaped from sea world! Get animal control ASAP!
 
2013-02-15 03:45:29 PM  
c.cslacker.com

yup
 
2013-02-15 03:45:51 PM  
I don't know, that picture made me feel a whole lot better about myself actually.
 
2013-02-15 03:47:22 PM  
The Stig has really let himself go
 
2013-02-15 03:48:10 PM  

shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.


I saw him in Vegas once.  About half of the show was prepared and the other half was riffing with people in the crowd.  He definitely has pro comedy chops.
 
2013-02-15 03:51:10 PM  

deanis: You sound fat


5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.
 
2013-02-15 03:57:55 PM  

Lumpmoose: shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.

I saw him in Vegas once.  About half of the show was prepared and the other half was riffing with people in the crowd.  He definitely has pro comedy chops.


However, his years on Family Feud sucked.

Normally comedians do well in a gig like that.
 
2013-02-15 03:59:28 PM  
It looks like he's already moved up to fries, so the big bucks should be rolling in soon.
 
2013-02-15 04:01:03 PM  

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


Rubenesque? Zaftig?
 
2013-02-15 04:01:23 PM  
Looks like the white version of my uncles
 
2013-02-15 04:01:59 PM  

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


I really hope you're joking. I'm 6' and around 250, and consider myself fat. As I should. I am fat, and so are you.
 
2013-02-15 04:02:18 PM  

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 04:02:24 PM  
I couldn't resist pushing the jolly, candy-like TMZ button
 
2013-02-15 04:04:28 PM  
Why do I keep thinking Louie Anderson is dead?  He's my Abe Vigoda.
 
2013-02-15 04:08:53 PM  

Shanghai_Flyer: I couldn't resist pushing the jolly, candy-like TMZ button


I could.

Does the mobile TMZ still take you to the main page rather than the mobile version of the article?

/you eeeediot
 
2013-02-15 04:10:37 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-15 04:14:41 PM  
Meh. It's like looking in a mirror.
 
2013-02-15 04:26:00 PM  
If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?
 
2013-02-15 04:26:06 PM  

LectertheChef: shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.

I really hope you're joking. I'm 6' and around 250, and consider myself fat. As I should. I am fat, and so are you.


You can barely tell. It's all in my ankles.
 
2013-02-15 04:30:10 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-15 04:30:13 PM  

InmanRoshi: If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?


Yeah. The photography doesn't seem to understand the job description of a paparazzi.
 
2013-02-15 04:32:03 PM  

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


You sound... American.
 
2013-02-15 04:33:07 PM  
You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.
 
2013-02-15 04:34:42 PM  
I do believe that is the whitest white man I have ever seen.
 
2013-02-15 04:35:56 PM  

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


True. You're obese.
 
2013-02-15 04:36:26 PM  

ParagonComplex: You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.


And stop the TCBYoga?
 
2013-02-15 04:36:55 PM  

ParagonComplex: You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.


Hey yeah! That DDP yogo is crazy, great results for some really messed up people. Not just fat people, but people with serious injuries, etc. I am surprised the DDP Yoga mania has not hit yet.
 
2013-02-15 04:37:39 PM  

SoothinglyDeranged: shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.

True. You're obese.


You can't even tell. The clothes I wear cover it up real good.
 
2013-02-15 04:42:23 PM  

thornhill: InmanRoshi: If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?

Yeah. The photography doesn't seem to understand the job description of a paparazzi.


Hello, People Magazine?   I got photos of Yakov Smirnoff folding socks at a lower east side laundromat, how much you want for them?    Okay, what about  Bronson Pinchot buying one-a-day multivitamins at a Duane Reade.  Hello?
 
2013-02-15 04:42:48 PM  
For some reason I thought he was dead.
 
2013-02-15 04:43:20 PM  

shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.
...
Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.


If you hung out with him you would be hanging out with 90% of Hollywood.
 
2013-02-15 04:45:25 PM  
Meh, you grow up going to public pools and theme parks in the Midwest and you get desensitized to these kind of things. I'm more surprised to see Louie Anderson still alive.
 
2013-02-15 04:47:38 PM  

shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.


300 isn't in the ballpark. That's gotta be 400, right?

/not sure, not much experience with morbidly obese people
 
2013-02-15 04:51:08 PM  

ChrisDe: 300 isn't in the ballpark. That's gotta be 400, right?


Honestly, I don't know. Several of my friends are pretty big, but for obvious reasons they're gunshy about revealing their weight. Probably depends on how tall he is. A friend of mine is about 300, but he's also around 6'2" or so. Big guy, but doesn't look like Louis.

Wait, just looked it up. Louis Anderson is 5'7", so I'd say 300ish is about right.
 
2013-02-15 04:54:54 PM  

InmanRoshi: thornhill: InmanRoshi: If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?

Yeah. The photography doesn't seem to understand the job description of a paparazzi.

Hello, People Magazine?   I got photos of Yakov Smirnoff folding socks at a lower east side laundromat, how much you want for them?    Okay, what about  Bronson Pinchot buying one-a-day multivitamins at a Duane Reade.  Hello?


Dozens of B-list TV actors live near me in the Upper West Side. I see them walking their dogs, shopping at Whole Foods, etc. Everybody recognizes them but nobody cares.
 
2013-02-15 05:07:06 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-15 05:16:57 PM  
www.staypuftmarshmallows.com
 
2013-02-15 05:17:19 PM  
Yet another honey booboo link I bet eh?  Yep, fark reality TV.
 
2013-02-15 05:24:17 PM  
Wow.  thought I was looking in a mirror
 
2013-02-15 05:26:06 PM  

Tyrone Biggums: One would think that he would be assistant manager by now.


That is when the big bucks start rolling in.

/Just let your SSSSOOOOULLLLLL SHINE THROUGH!!!
 
2013-02-15 05:27:25 PM  
I'd hit that so hard.....
 
2013-02-15 05:52:37 PM  
lasvegasblog.harrahs.com
Reverse goatey!
 
2013-02-15 05:52:54 PM  
*Waves pointer over link*
*Reads address at bottom of browser*

Oof. No thank you.
 
2013-02-15 06:05:34 PM  
the  goggles.
.find_in_page{background-color:#ffff00 !important;padding:0px;margin:0px;overflow:visible !important;}.findysel{background-color:#ff9632 !important;padding:0px;margin:0px;overflow:visible !important;}
 
2013-02-15 06:06:35 PM  
Wtf is all that in my post?
 
2013-02-15 06:07:43 PM  
Show me pudding!
 
2013-02-15 06:15:43 PM  
Ya think he knows he's that fat?
 
2013-02-15 06:22:07 PM  
I like the noises they make when they think you're going to throw them a piece of fish.
 
2013-02-15 06:24:23 PM  
I remember I had he Family Feud video game as a kid. Louie did the voice over since he was the MC for the game show at some point.

It was memorable because he was obviously drunk off his ass during the taping.
 
2013-02-15 06:30:20 PM  
justhalfcracked.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-15 06:41:56 PM  
I bet he couldn't drown if he tried.
 
2013-02-15 06:44:29 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I bet he couldn't drown if he tried.


You'd think, but you're forgetting how much wet back hair weighs the body down.
 
2013-02-15 06:46:53 PM  
Yes, another fat thread where I can validate myself!

i used to be a fatty! People never called me a fatty because I wore it well. Almost a year ago my GF of 7 years broke up with me and I decided to take a proactive effort to reduce my weight via diet and exercise. A few reasons were to make my EX jealous, personal health reasons, and so that I can be a highly marketable sexual tyrannosaurus. Summer's right around the corner, and I need to be a manly man -- not some doughy creampuff. Was 240 at the start of May last year and I'm down to 205 right now. 15 pounds to go, and I'll be taking women to poundtown ALL SUMMER LONG. SUCK  IT!
 
2013-02-15 06:47:41 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com
Is this that 'featured partner' stuff FARK is always going on about?
 
2013-02-15 06:48:57 PM  

Mentalpatient87: I'm more surprised to see Louie Anderson still alive.


a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7595079/82540831#c82540831" target="_blank">borg: For some reason I thought he was dead.

TrojanRabbit: Why do I keep thinking Louie Anderson is dead?  He's my Abe Vigoda.


I'm with you guys. Honestly thought he croaked years ago. We must be thinking of the Chinese buffet guy.
 
2013-02-15 06:50:10 PM  
For the Nth time - nice comment editor, Fark.
 
2013-02-15 06:54:34 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Oh my god! A fat person! A fat person with the audacity to DO POOL EXERCISES IN STUFF APPROPRIATE FOR SWIMMING!

*hyperventilates*

*faints*


But "appropriate for swimming" means small, short pants. He's big pants people. He should go inside and get his big pants on.
 
2013-02-15 06:57:42 PM  

jrodnewb: the  goggles.
.find_in_page{background-color:#ffff00 !important;padding:0px;margin:0px;overflow:visible !important;}.findysel{background-color:#ff9632 !important;padding:0px;margin:0px;overflow:visible !important;}


I laugh at thee.
 
2013-02-15 06:57:51 PM  

Dahnkster: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x582]
Is this that 'featured partner' stuff FARK is always going on about?


WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

Some of us didn't click the link!

We didn't...click...the link...
 
2013-02-15 07:00:46 PM  

InmanRoshi: If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?


Laughed way harder than I should have.  Good job.
 
2013-02-15 07:14:24 PM  
And he's different than most farkers how?
 
2013-02-15 07:18:10 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: And he's different than most farkers how?


He's interesting and famous enough that people actually go out of their way to hunt him down so they can photograph him in nothing but swimming trunks and those creepy-ass shoes that fit around your toes the way a glove fits around your fingers?
 
2013-02-15 07:25:30 PM  
This is good advice for every TMZ link.
 
2013-02-15 07:34:11 PM  
Has a Tsunami Warning been issued?
 
2013-02-15 07:35:24 PM  
I opened in a new tab and saw Louie Anderson's name, and closed it. Does it still count as a click if I didnt see it?
 
2013-02-15 08:05:07 PM  
Who?
 
2013-02-15 08:12:44 PM  
static5.businessinsider.com
 
2013-02-15 08:14:09 PM  
Judging by that pic, Family Feud death pool trifecta in play after many decades.
 
2013-02-15 08:36:38 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: ParagonComplex: You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.

Hey yeah! That DDP yogo is crazy, great results for some really messed up people. Not just fat people, but people with serious injuries, etc. I am surprised the DDP Yoga mania has not hit yet.


It is starting to really catch on. Dallas Page is also really approachable. Like re-tweeting your DDPYoga tweets on Twitter, commenting on Facebook posts on DDPYoga. He always came off as a really nice guy, and I'm glad he's helping a lot of people with the Yoga. It gave me motivation to actually want to work out. It's worked miracles for Jake Roberts, and Scott Hall is supposed to join the house this week. I hope it works well for him too.

Chris Jericho credits it with getting him back in the ring after his DWTS debacle. Backstage after the Royal Rumble, Vinnie Mac asked him "how the hell did you stay in such good shape?" Jericho said he didn't know, but I'd bet dollars to dimes it was because of the DDPYoga
 
2013-02-15 08:41:13 PM  

Ed Finnerty: [static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300]


glossynews.com

//stay on target
 
2013-02-15 08:46:16 PM  
Hey subby, and everyone else who made a hilarious comment, please post a picture of your own fat pasty ass shirtless and poolside. I'm guessing it wouldn't be quite that different.
 
2013-02-15 08:53:49 PM  

sure haven't: Hey subby, and everyone else who made a hilarious comment, please post a picture of your own fat pasty ass shirtless and poolside. I'm guessing it wouldn't be quite that different.


fark you biatch.  I have abs
 
2013-02-15 08:54:35 PM  

MrHappyRotter: sure haven't: Hey subby, and everyone else who made a hilarious comment, please post a picture of your own fat pasty ass shirtless and poolside. I'm guessing it wouldn't be quite that different.
at 
fark you biatch.  I have abs


olutely no disagreement at all with anything you said.
 
2013-02-15 09:06:44 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com

Cannot decide between "The Spice must flow!" or "Bring me Solo and the Wookie".
 
2013-02-15 09:07:28 PM  

sure haven't: Hey subby, and everyone else who made a hilarious comment, please post a picture of your own fat pasty ass shirtless and poolside. I'm guessing it wouldn't be quite that different.


You're right, 150 lbs. isn't that much different at all.  We're all super fat asses who somehow weigh considerably less.
 
2013-02-15 09:08:30 PM  

TV's Vinnie: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x582]

Cannot decide between "The Spice must flow!" or "Bring me Solo and the Wookie".


"F*cking Chuck Norris!"
 
2013-02-15 09:10:50 PM  

TV's Vinnie: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x582]

Cannot decide between "The Spice must flow!" or "Bring me Solo and the Wookie".


NSFW image in a SFW thread?  The photo shows an inappropriate amount of that fat woman's sideboobage.
 
2013-02-15 09:13:01 PM  
www.cosmicteams.com
 
2013-02-15 09:15:51 PM  

sirgrim: [lasvegasblog.harrahs.com image 500x334]
Reverse goatey!


Now I imagine Louie peeking out of the hole, like he got sucked into an alternate dimension and that was the only way out.
 
2013-02-15 09:22:58 PM  

sure haven't: ey subby, and everyone else who made a hilarious comment, please post a picture of your own fat pasty ass shirtless and poolside


ll-media.tmz.com

/Did I just out myself?
 
2013-02-15 09:41:34 PM  
What Louie Anderson diving might look like...

s1.ibtimes.com
 
2013-02-15 09:44:57 PM  
Seriously, if he were a hard drive he'd be FAT32 formatted.
 
2013-02-15 09:53:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: TMZ? Won't argue with you there subby.


Don't need to tell me once.
 
2013-02-15 09:56:32 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Seriously, if he were a hard drive he'd be FAT32 formatted.


Nearly Titanicesque Fat Schlub, NTFS
 
2013-02-15 10:01:17 PM  
It's not the fatness per se, it's that glaring iridescence.

He looks like he just crawled out of the Abyss.
 
2013-02-15 10:04:18 PM  

Gyrfalcon: It's not the fatness per se, it's that glaring iridescence.

He looks like he just crawled out of the Abyss Arbys.



FTFY
 
2013-02-15 10:12:59 PM  

ParagonComplex: SovietCanuckistan: ParagonComplex: You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.

Hey yeah! That DDP yogo is crazy, great results for some really messed up people. Not just fat people, but people with serious injuries, etc. I am surprised the DDP Yoga mania has not hit yet.

It is starting to really catch on. Dallas Page is also really approachable. Like re-tweeting your DDPYoga tweets on Twitter, commenting on Facebook posts on DDPYoga. He always came off as a really nice guy, and I'm glad he's helping a lot of people with the Yoga. It gave me motivation to actually want to work out. It's worked miracles for Jake Roberts, and Scott Hall is supposed to join the house this week. I hope it works well for him too.

Chris Jericho credits it with getting him back in the ring after his DWTS debacle. Backstage after the Royal Rumble, Vinnie Mac asked him "how the hell did you stay in such good shape?" Jericho said he didn't know, but I'd bet dollars to dimes it was because of the DDPYoga


Thanks for making me tear up on a Friday night. I really felt for that guy in the story on their website. It takes a lot of motivation to go from giving up to where he is now. Thanks for posting this.
 
kab
2013-02-15 10:13:12 PM  
This thread is far worse than those pics.

/I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
 
2013-02-15 10:19:22 PM  

kab: This thread is far worse than those pics.

/I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.


We could have pictures of a bikini-clad Donna Brazille eating meatloaf out of Louie Anderson's ass crack, but I don't have the strength to p-shop it.
 
2013-02-15 10:22:08 PM  

soupbone: ParagonComplex: SovietCanuckistan: ParagonComplex: You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.

Hey yeah! That DDP yogo is crazy, great results for some really messed up people. Not just fat people, but people with serious injuries, etc. I am surprised the DDP Yoga mania has not hit yet.

It is starting to really catch on. Dallas Page is also really approachable. Like re-tweeting your DDPYoga tweets on Twitter, commenting on Facebook posts on DDPYoga. He always came off as a really nice guy, and I'm glad he's helping a lot of people with the Yoga. It gave me motivation to actually want to work out. It's worked miracles for Jake Roberts, and Scott Hall is supposed to join the house this week. I hope it works well for him too.

Chris Jericho credits it with getting him back in the ring after his DWTS debacle. Backstage after the Royal Rumble, Vinnie Mac asked him "how the hell did you stay in such good shape?" Jericho said he didn't know, but I'd bet dollars to dimes it was because of the DDPYoga

Thanks for making me tear up on a Friday night. I really felt for that guy in the story on their website. It takes a lot of motivation to go from giving up to where he is now. Thanks for posting this.


You're welcome. Here is a pretty great article about Jake Roberts and DDPYoga. I'm not ashamed to say I nearly broke down crying after reading This
 
2013-02-15 10:25:13 PM  

coeyagi: kab: This thread is far worse than those pics.

/I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

We could have pictures of a bikini-clad Donna Brazille eating meatloaf out of Louie Anderson's ass crack, but I don't have the strength to p-shop it.


blog.nola.com
 
2013-02-15 10:33:11 PM  
Seriously obese people are sad and pathetic. Sorry, but it's true.
 
2013-02-15 10:33:17 PM  
Metabolic syndrome!
 
2013-02-15 10:44:38 PM  

John Buck 41: Seriously obese people are sad and pathetic. Sorry, but it's true.


So are shallow, judgmental people.
 
2013-02-15 11:01:05 PM  
His cheering section...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-15 11:03:34 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: John Buck 41: Seriously obese people are sad and pathetic. Sorry, but it's true.

So are shallow, judgmental people.


Can you defend someone who looks like the person in TFA as NOT being sad and pathetic?
 
2013-02-15 11:35:04 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: John Buck 41: Seriously obese people are sad and pathetic. Sorry, but it's true.

So are shallow, judgmental people.


You're a good officer, Major, and you're perfectly right to bring these facts to my attention.
 
2013-02-15 11:55:39 PM  

shoegaze99: Louie Anderson is a funny guy


This. Let's find the good and praise it, just for a little bit.
 
2013-02-16 12:24:13 AM  
la magra is coming.


i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-16 01:24:41 AM  
Fire will not kill it, melt ze goggles, nor my brain.
 
2013-02-16 02:06:37 AM  

Gunderson: Gyrfalcon: It's not the fatness per se, it's that glaring iridescence.

He looks like he just crawled out of the Abyss Arbys.


FTFY


I snorked.
 
2013-02-16 04:08:23 AM  

macadamnut: Mentalpatient87: I'm more surprised to see Louie Anderson still alive.

a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7595079/82540831#c82540831" target="_blank">borg: For some reason I thought he was dead.

TrojanRabbit: Why do I keep thinking Louie Anderson is dead?  He's my Abe Vigoda.

I'm with you guys. Honestly thought he croaked years ago. We must be thinking of the Chinese buffet guy.


John Pinnette isn't dead either
 
2013-02-16 04:43:47 AM  

Brick-House: His cheering section...


Printing that out and taping it to my fridge.
 
2013-02-16 10:54:57 AM  

Brick-House: What Louie Anderson diving might look like...


Woke up the dog laughing at that one. +1
 
2013-02-16 12:46:59 PM  
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