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2013-02-15 02:37:58 PM
TMZ? Won't argue with you there subby.
 
2013-02-15 02:39:35 PM
Spotted the white whale. Gold doubloon for me!
 
2013-02-15 02:54:11 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-15 03:04:26 PM
You can't tell me what to do!

*Clicks link*

OH DEAR GOD!!!! WHY DID I DO THAT!!!!!
 
2013-02-15 03:07:58 PM
"training for one of those new celebrity diving shows"

One surprises me; more than one  terrifies me.
 
2013-02-15 03:08:21 PM
So he's performing at Sea World now?
 
2013-02-15 03:21:42 PM
I like that the URL appears when I hover over a link. Sometimes I like it a lot!
 
2013-02-15 03:24:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 03:24:51 PM
Well.....that just happened.

/vomits
 
2013-02-15 03:25:55 PM
Hasn't changed much, has he?
 
2013-02-15 03:26:18 PM
Adele has really let herself go.
 
2013-02-15 03:27:28 PM

scottydoesntknow: TMZ? Won't argue with you there subby.


2nded
 
2013-02-15 03:28:31 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 03:29:28 PM
Oh my god! A fat person! A fat person with the audacity to DO POOL EXERCISES IN STUFF APPROPRIATE FOR SWIMMING!

*hyperventilates*

*faints*
 
2013-02-15 03:31:40 PM
rustwire.com

Disapproves
 
2013-02-15 03:31:44 PM

Genevieve Marie: Oh my god! A fat person! A fat person with the audacity to DO POOL EXERCISES IN STUFF APPROPRIATE FOR SWIMMING!

*hyperventilates*

*faints*


Beat it politically correct NERD. hahahahahahahaha! yeah BRO!
 
2013-02-15 03:33:13 PM
One would think that he would be assistant manager by now.
 
2013-02-15 03:39:51 PM
FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THEE
 
2013-02-15 03:40:02 PM
He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.
 
2013-02-15 03:41:12 PM

shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.


You sound fat
 
2013-02-15 03:44:24 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-15 03:44:30 PM
I hope all the king's horses and all the king's men can put him back together again.
 
2013-02-15 03:45:26 PM
Oh my god, Shamu escaped from sea world! Get animal control ASAP!
 
2013-02-15 03:45:29 PM
c.cslacker.com

yup
 
2013-02-15 03:45:51 PM
I don't know, that picture made me feel a whole lot better about myself actually.
 
2013-02-15 03:47:22 PM
The Stig has really let himself go
 
2013-02-15 03:48:10 PM

shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.


I saw him in Vegas once.  About half of the show was prepared and the other half was riffing with people in the crowd.  He definitely has pro comedy chops.
 
2013-02-15 03:51:10 PM

deanis: You sound fat


5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.
 
2013-02-15 03:57:55 PM

Lumpmoose: shoegaze99: He looks pretty good, for an old, ugly, 300 pound guy who hasn't seen the sun in seven years.

...

Now that I made a mean joke, I just want to say that Louise Anderson is a funny guy, and he comes across as if he's a nice, down to Earth guy, too. I'd hang out with him before I'd hang out with 90% of Hollywood.

I saw him in Vegas once.  About half of the show was prepared and the other half was riffing with people in the crowd.  He definitely has pro comedy chops.


However, his years on Family Feud sucked.

Normally comedians do well in a gig like that.
 
2013-02-15 03:59:28 PM
It looks like he's already moved up to fries, so the big bucks should be rolling in soon.
 
2013-02-15 04:01:03 PM

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


Rubenesque? Zaftig?
 
2013-02-15 04:01:23 PM
Looks like the white version of my uncles
 
2013-02-15 04:01:59 PM

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


I really hope you're joking. I'm 6' and around 250, and consider myself fat. As I should. I am fat, and so are you.
 
2013-02-15 04:02:18 PM

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 04:02:24 PM
I couldn't resist pushing the jolly, candy-like TMZ button
 
2013-02-15 04:04:28 PM
Why do I keep thinking Louie Anderson is dead?  He's my Abe Vigoda.
 
2013-02-15 04:08:53 PM

Shanghai_Flyer: I couldn't resist pushing the jolly, candy-like TMZ button


I could.

Does the mobile TMZ still take you to the main page rather than the mobile version of the article?

/you eeeediot
 
2013-02-15 04:10:37 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-15 04:14:41 PM
Meh. It's like looking in a mirror.
 
2013-02-15 04:26:00 PM
If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?
 
2013-02-15 04:26:06 PM

LectertheChef: shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.

I really hope you're joking. I'm 6' and around 250, and consider myself fat. As I should. I am fat, and so are you.


You can barely tell. It's all in my ankles.
 
2013-02-15 04:30:10 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-15 04:30:13 PM

InmanRoshi: If your career purpose consists of taking secret photos of and unsuspecting Louie Anderson, what keeps you from killing yourself?


Yeah. The photography doesn't seem to understand the job description of a paparazzi.
 
2013-02-15 04:32:03 PM

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


You sound... American.
 
2013-02-15 04:33:07 PM
You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.
 
2013-02-15 04:34:42 PM
I do believe that is the whitest white man I have ever seen.
 
2013-02-15 04:35:56 PM

shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.


True. You're obese.
 
2013-02-15 04:36:26 PM

ParagonComplex: You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.


And stop the TCBYoga?
 
2013-02-15 04:36:55 PM

ParagonComplex: You know, good on you, Subby. That was a fair and accurate warning. Dude needs to start doing DDPYoga.


Hey yeah! That DDP yogo is crazy, great results for some really messed up people. Not just fat people, but people with serious injuries, etc. I am surprised the DDP Yoga mania has not hit yet.
 
2013-02-15 04:37:39 PM

SoothinglyDeranged: shoegaze99: deanis: You sound fat

5'6" and only about 278, so no, I'm not fat.

True. You're obese.


You can't even tell. The clothes I wear cover it up real good.
 
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