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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Drunk teens prevented from having sex in public by police. FARK: They try again at the same place minutes later   (postandcourier.com) divider line 13
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2013-02-15 03:52:07 PM
4 votes:
...they tried again in the same place...


In the butt?
2013-02-15 04:18:58 PM
2 votes:
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I say let'em go
2013-02-15 03:57:38 PM
2 votes:
With Chicago cops I am surprised it didn't turn into a gang bang... then robbery/homicide.
2013-02-15 03:51:16 PM
2 votes:
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Seen leaving the scene, then later returning
2013-02-15 03:49:10 PM
2 votes:
FTA:   Man, woman caught having sex on Marion Square


I know Marion Square and she does not deserved to be used as a mattress.
2013-02-15 04:50:13 PM
1 votes:

chunk75: ...they tried again in the same place...


In the butt?


Would also have accepted "in the butt, Bob?"
2013-02-15 04:48:03 PM
1 votes:

topcon: Of course, this was in the days before Youtube, Facebook, or any social media sites existed, and I didn't have the need to make a "fight the man" video and post it online, not that I could have back then.


Halcyon days.
2013-02-15 04:33:16 PM
1 votes:

gadian: ITGreen: Chick just bailed on the dude. You've learned a valuable lesson here today, son.

Yeah, taking the rap will get him all sorts of pity sex from women who see that as some sort of character saving move.


Can I "unlikely" tag user comments?
2013-02-15 04:11:20 PM
1 votes:

The Ghost of Tom Ace: The Ghost of Tom Ace: There is no greater act of willpower than a horny teen.  Case in point below...

CSB:  My first time having sex was precluded preceded with me riding my bike 5 miles to my girlfriend's house, followed by 5 miles back to my house with her sitting on the handlebars, and commencing with maybe 30 minutes of actual sex.  To this day I still have no idea how in the fark I was able to muster that sort of energy.  The anticipation of sex must have had some glandular effect similar to the reaction of taking PCP or something.  Nowadays I wouldn't even be able to ride a bike a mile without having to stop and take 15.


Hurr Durr auto-correct.


Few things will generate as much motivation in a young lad as getting laid.
2013-02-15 04:03:22 PM
1 votes:
There is no greater act of willpower than a horny teen.  Case in point below...

CSB:  My first time having sex was precluded with me riding my bike 5 miles to my girlfriend's house, followed by 5 miles back to my house with her sitting on the handlebars, and commencing with maybe 30 minutes of actual sex.  To this day I still have no idea how in the fark I was able to muster that sort of energy.  The anticipation of sex must have had some glandular effect similar to the reaction of taking PCP or something.  Nowadays I wouldn't even be able to ride a bike a mile without having to stop and take 15.
2013-02-15 04:02:37 PM
1 votes:

davidphogan: Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.

It seems like the indecent exposure part was caused by the cop.


What'd he do, whip it out and shake his peener at them? Actually that might break up the situation pretty well. Nothing destroys the moment and my boner like a 6'6'' black guy in uniform "unholstering his massive throbbing service weapon" towards me and saying "mind if I join in?".
2013-02-15 04:00:37 PM
1 votes:

Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.


Are they attractive, how well was the area lit?  You have to take stuff like this into consideration before you say it was a deeply spiritual work of art or a gross crime
2013-02-15 03:52:14 PM
1 votes:
Nature finds a way.
 
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