chunk75: ...they tried again in the same place...In the butt?
topcon: Of course, this was in the days before Youtube, Facebook, or any social media sites existed, and I didn't have the need to make a "fight the man" video and post it online, not that I could have back then.
gadian: ITGreen: Chick just bailed on the dude. You've learned a valuable lesson here today, son.Yeah, taking the rap will get him all sorts of pity sex from women who see that as some sort of character saving move.
The Ghost of Tom Ace: The Ghost of Tom Ace: There is no greater act of willpower than a horny teen. Case in point below...CSB: My first time having sex was precluded preceded with me riding my bike 5 miles to my girlfriend's house, followed by 5 miles back to my house with her sitting on the handlebars, and commencing with maybe 30 minutes of actual sex. To this day I still have no idea how in the fark I was able to muster that sort of energy. The anticipation of sex must have had some glandular effect similar to the reaction of taking PCP or something. Nowadays I wouldn't even be able to ride a bike a mile without having to stop and take 15.Hurr Durr auto-correct.
davidphogan: Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.It seems like the indecent exposure part was caused by the cop.
Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.
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