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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Drunk teens prevented from having sex in public by police. FARK: They try again at the same place minutes later   ( divider line
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2013-02-15 04:31:00 PM  
3 votes:
FTA: The woman escaped, however, while the officer struggled with Williams but was able to put him in handcuffs, the report said.

Chick just bailed on the dude.  You've learned a valuable lesson here today, son.
2013-02-15 03:47:09 PM  
3 votes:

Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.

Victimless, hell.  Who's gonna clean up the tent the next day?
2013-02-15 04:23:11 PM  
2 votes:
At least they didn't charge him with underage drinking.
2013-02-15 04:11:20 PM  
2 votes:

The Ghost of Tom Ace: The Ghost of Tom Ace: There is no greater act of willpower than a horny teen.  Case in point below...

CSB:  My first time having sex was precluded preceded with me riding my bike 5 miles to my girlfriend's house, followed by 5 miles back to my house with her sitting on the handlebars, and commencing with maybe 30 minutes of actual sex.  To this day I still have no idea how in the fark I was able to muster that sort of energy.  The anticipation of sex must have had some glandular effect similar to the reaction of taking PCP or something.  Nowadays I wouldn't even be able to ride a bike a mile without having to stop and take 15.

Hurr Durr auto-correct.

Few things will generate as much motivation in a young lad as getting laid.
2013-02-15 03:48:49 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.

Victimless, hell.  Who's gonna clean up the tent the next day?

Who cares?  It's a wildlife expo, probably already smells like hippies.
2013-02-15 03:01:18 PM  
2 votes:
Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.
2013-02-15 04:40:50 PM  
1 vote:

topcon: We can't accurately decide if this was justified or not without seeing the woman.

truth.  Cop could've been saving the dude from a drunken mistake.
2013-02-15 04:38:30 PM  
1 vote:
Dude, when the cops give you a warning and tell you to leave.......LEAVE.

/and count your blessings that they let you walk
//it's idiots like you that make them less likely to let people walk away
///have been allowed to walk away a few times in life
2013-02-15 04:32:16 PM  
1 vote:

ITGreen: Chick just bailed on the dude. You've learned a valuable lesson here today, son.

Yeah, taking the rap will get him all sorts of pity sex from women who see that as some sort of character saving move.
2013-02-15 04:27:43 PM  
1 vote:
That's not "Fark", that's "predictable, because they were drunk".

Always assume a drunk is going to do the dumbest possible thing at any given moment and you will find yourself rarely disappointed.
2013-02-15 04:23:25 PM  
1 vote:
Straight couple farking in public: slap on the wrist, go get a room you crazy kids!
Gay couple farking in public: Go to jail, do not pass go.
2013-02-15 04:15:20 PM  
1 vote:
The reason cops prevent people from getting drunk and farking in public is because they are drunk, and probably won't be discrete, or even leave when they are done. That's what the actual problem is.

//Lives and works in the city centre of a city with a "get drunk and stab people" problem.
///I'm tired of mopping up blood and listening to people say "they're just blowing off steam! Who cares?".
2013-02-15 03:57:33 PM  
1 vote:
She had decent taste ...

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2013-02-15 03:57:01 PM  
1 vote:
Sunds more like contempt of cop than farking in public.
2013-02-15 03:51:16 PM  
1 vote:
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Seen leaving the scene, then later returning
2013-02-15 03:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
When I am made Imperious Leader, such acts will be declared in poor taste, but perfectly legal. Victimless sex is just simply sex.
2013-02-15 03:45:55 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
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