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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Drunk teens prevented from having sex in public by police. FARK: They try again at the same place minutes later   (postandcourier.com) divider line 75
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2013-02-15 04:48:03 PM

topcon: Of course, this was in the days before Youtube, Facebook, or any social media sites existed, and I didn't have the need to make a "fight the man" video and post it online, not that I could have back then.


Halcyon days.
 
2013-02-15 04:48:11 PM

Prof. Frink: davidphogan: Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.

It seems like the indecent exposure part was caused by the cop.

What'd he do, whip it out and shake his peener at them? Actually that might break up the situation pretty well. Nothing destroys the moment and my boner like a 6'6'' black guy in uniform "unholstering his massive throbbing service weapon" towards me and saying "mind if I join in?".


www.peoplesniper.com
 
2013-02-15 04:48:53 PM
What her escape looked like:

0.tqn.com

She was calling a midget, apparently
 
2013-02-15 04:49:39 PM

ITGreen: topcon: Of course, this was in the days before Youtube, Facebook, or any social media sites existed, and I didn't have the need to make a "fight the man" video and post it online, not that I could have back then.

Halcyon days.


I miss the 90's...not that long ago, yet so different.
 
2013-02-15 04:50:13 PM

chunk75: ...they tried again in the same place...


In the butt?


Would also have accepted "in the butt, Bob?"
 
2013-02-15 04:52:37 PM

rushthatspeaks: So no pic of the bimbo but of course a picture of the evil, brain washing, sinister guy... farking ridiculous double standard bullshiat. How is it some how the girl is "unknown"?


Living up to your Fark handle, I see.
 
2013-02-15 04:55:37 PM

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Since they were in Marion Square I'll bet you she is a College of Charleston girl.

Here's what the College of Charleston website shows a College of Charleston girl looking like. I choose the redhead.

http://www.cofc.edu/campuslife/index.php

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i'd rather not fark someone with more facial hair than me.

well i'd make an exception for the hemsworth boys. cause fookin hell...
 
2013-02-15 04:56:38 PM
Man, woman caught having sex on Marion Square

This is bland and newsy-sounding enough to be an Onion "Area Man..." headline.
 
2013-02-15 05:01:58 PM

Glancing Blow: FTA:   Man, woman caught having sex on Marion Square


I know Marion Square and she does not deserved to be used as a mattress.


She should be more hip.

rushthatspeaks: So no pic of the bimbo but of course a picture of the evil, brain washing, sinister guy... farking ridiculous double standard bullshiat. How is it some how the girl is "unknown"?


Well, had you taken the time to actually read the article, you'd see the "the woman escaped".
 
2013-02-15 05:07:17 PM

CheekyMonkey: rushthatspeaks: So no pic of the bimbo but of course a picture of the evil, brain washing, sinister guy... farking ridiculous double standard bullshiat. How is it some how the girl is "unknown"?

Well, had you taken the time to actually read the article, you'd see the "the woman escaped".


They don't call him "rushthatspeaks" for nothin'.
 
2013-02-15 05:08:58 PM
They should really at least give you 5 minutes before they break it up, wtf cops??
 
2013-02-15 05:10:29 PM
I bet police thought that was an unexpected team-up of childhood!
 
2013-02-15 05:15:40 PM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I say let'em go

Oh god yes get it started.


I think I found her..

s2.favim.com
 
2013-02-15 05:28:59 PM
"Stop or I'll shoot... a video"
 
2013-02-15 05:31:05 PM
gadian
"Gah.  Two drunks farking is probably even more unsightly than two dogs with mange farking a cat"

Ugh. Thanks for getting that awful image in my head :(
 
2013-02-15 05:47:12 PM
Most males have pitched a tent.
 
2013-02-15 06:01:49 PM
The officer ordered the couple to stand up and cover their genitalia

The officer ordered the couple Male to stand up and cover their his genitalia

FTFY
 
2013-02-15 07:17:46 PM
What, is the Amusing tag jealous or dealing with blue balls or something?

Imagine that, drunk teenagers wanting to fark.
 
2013-02-15 08:25:46 PM
I applaud young lovers having a randy go in the great outdoors. Few things in life as wonderful as the sex. If I was Dictator KrispyKritter people wouldn't be eating in public - which really is gross - but they'd be allowed to boink all over the place. I like to watch. I like to be watched. How you doin'?

-- as a youth in No.NJ there was no where to go to sex up, it was built up all over the place where I lived. i've had more cemetery sex than anyone i ever met. it's not creepy, they are actually quite beautiful under the summer moon. reflective stones, well manicured grounds. quiet privacy. i miss those bachelor days.
 
2013-02-15 10:15:58 PM

Prof. Frink: davidphogan: Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.

It seems like the indecent exposure part was caused by the cop.

What'd he do, whip it out and shake his peener at them? Actually that might break up the situation pretty well. Nothing destroys the moment and my boner like a 6'6'' black guy in uniform "unholstering his massive throbbing service weapon" towards me and saying "mind if I join in?".


To each their own, I suppose.
 
2013-02-15 10:25:49 PM
Teens tend to make poor decisions, news at 11.
 
2013-02-15 10:47:31 PM
And what's the problem here?  Inside a tent is private, isn't it?
 
2013-02-15 11:29:26 PM
Drive in movies had a purpose. Who' d wanna have sex in front of cops anyways?
 
2013-02-16 12:17:55 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: I bet police thought that was an unexpected team-up of childhood!


So, were they the Marion Square Wildlife Exposition featured partners?
 
2013-02-16 10:48:54 AM

Krieghund: What her escape looked like:

[0.tqn.com image 424x635]

She was calling a midget, apparently


Woah! I mean, really! Also, who is that?
 
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