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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Drunk teens prevented from having sex in public by police. FARK: They try again at the same place minutes later   (postandcourier.com) divider line 75
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2013-02-15 03:01:18 PM  
Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.
 
2013-02-15 03:45:55 PM  
Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
 
2013-02-15 03:46:11 PM  
When I am made Imperious Leader, such acts will be declared in poor taste, but perfectly legal. Victimless sex is just simply sex.
 
2013-02-15 03:47:09 PM  

Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.


Victimless, hell.  Who's gonna clean up the tent the next day?
 
2013-02-15 03:48:49 PM  

FrancoFile: Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.

Victimless, hell.  Who's gonna clean up the tent the next day?


Who cares?  It's a wildlife expo, probably already smells like hippies.
 
2013-02-15 03:49:10 PM  
FTA:   Man, woman caught having sex on Marion Square


I know Marion Square and she does not deserved to be used as a mattress.
 
2013-02-15 03:50:55 PM  

jfivealive: Who cares? It's a wildlife expo, probably already smells like hippies.


Incorrect.  The "wildlife" in question are those fit to be hunted, not those in need of saving.
 
2013-02-15 03:51:16 PM  
siblingrivalrypress.files.wordpress.com

Seen leaving the scene, then later returning
 
2013-02-15 03:51:28 PM  

Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.


It seems like the indecent exposure part was caused by the cop. I wonder if that charge will hold up?
 
2013-02-15 03:51:45 PM  
+1 for persistence, -1 for teh stoopid
 
2013-02-15 03:52:07 PM  
...they tried again in the same place...


In the butt?
 
2013-02-15 03:52:14 PM  
Nature finds a way.
 
2013-02-15 03:52:38 PM  

factoryconnection: jfivealive: Who cares? It's a wildlife expo, probably already smells like hippies.

Incorrect.  The "wildlife" in question are those fit to be hunted, not those in need of saving.


Oh, so then it already smells like balls?
 
2013-02-15 03:54:15 PM  

jfivealive: Oh, so then it already smells like balls?


Entirely possible, depending on the vendor in question.
 
2013-02-15 03:57:01 PM  
Sunds more like contempt of cop than farking in public.
 
2013-02-15 03:57:10 PM  
The tent was a part of the Southeastern Wildlife Exposition

Perhaps they were rehearsing for the demonstration of how animals fark?  You can never have enough practice.
 
2013-02-15 03:57:33 PM  
She had decent taste ...

www.postandcourier.com
 
2013-02-15 03:57:38 PM  
With Chicago cops I am surprised it didn't turn into a gang bang... then robbery/homicide.
 
2013-02-15 04:00:26 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: [siblingrivalrypress.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]

Seen leaving the scene, then later returning


No, you got it all wrong- love should be musty and hurtful.
 
2013-02-15 04:00:37 PM  

Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.


Are they attractive, how well was the area lit?  You have to take stuff like this into consideration before you say it was a deeply spiritual work of art or a gross crime
 
2013-02-15 04:01:01 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: [siblingrivalrypress.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]

Seen leaving the scene, then later returning


Way to Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!
 
2013-02-15 04:02:37 PM  

davidphogan: Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.

It seems like the indecent exposure part was caused by the cop.


What'd he do, whip it out and shake his peener at them? Actually that might break up the situation pretty well. Nothing destroys the moment and my boner like a 6'6'' black guy in uniform "unholstering his massive throbbing service weapon" towards me and saying "mind if I join in?".
 
2013-02-15 04:03:22 PM  
There is no greater act of willpower than a horny teen.  Case in point below...

CSB:  My first time having sex was precluded with me riding my bike 5 miles to my girlfriend's house, followed by 5 miles back to my house with her sitting on the handlebars, and commencing with maybe 30 minutes of actual sex.  To this day I still have no idea how in the fark I was able to muster that sort of energy.  The anticipation of sex must have had some glandular effect similar to the reaction of taking PCP or something.  Nowadays I wouldn't even be able to ride a bike a mile without having to stop and take 15.
 
2013-02-15 04:04:33 PM  
Seriously, what's with the cock block pig?
 
2013-02-15 04:05:31 PM  

Cheron: Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.

Are they attractive, how well was the area lit?  You have to take stuff like this into consideration before you say it was a deeply spiritual work of art or a gross crime


Charleston, SC is a tables-turned kind of dating scene.  The fellow in TFA isn't bad looking, though not leading-man attractive.  However, in Charleston and especially among CofC women he'd no doubt snag an 8 or 9.  They were inside a tent, and that side of Marion Square isn't that well lit to begin with.  So... hidden from sight, not bad on the eyes, that's why they got a warning the first time.
 
2013-02-15 04:06:38 PM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: There is no greater act of willpower than a horny teen.  Case in point below...

CSB:  My first time having sex was precluded preceded with me riding my bike 5 miles to my girlfriend's house, followed by 5 miles back to my house with her sitting on the handlebars, and commencing with maybe 30 minutes of actual sex.  To this day I still have no idea how in the fark I was able to muster that sort of energy.  The anticipation of sex must have had some glandular effect similar to the reaction of taking PCP or something.  Nowadays I wouldn't even be able to ride a bike a mile without having to stop and take 15.



Hurr Durr auto-correct.
 
2013-02-15 04:07:17 PM  
Where there's a will...
 
2013-02-15 04:09:24 PM  
Life will find a way

/to fark
 
2013-02-15 04:11:20 PM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: The Ghost of Tom Ace: There is no greater act of willpower than a horny teen.  Case in point below...

CSB:  My first time having sex was precluded preceded with me riding my bike 5 miles to my girlfriend's house, followed by 5 miles back to my house with her sitting on the handlebars, and commencing with maybe 30 minutes of actual sex.  To this day I still have no idea how in the fark I was able to muster that sort of energy.  The anticipation of sex must have had some glandular effect similar to the reaction of taking PCP or something.  Nowadays I wouldn't even be able to ride a bike a mile without having to stop and take 15.


Hurr Durr auto-correct.


Few things will generate as much motivation in a young lad as getting laid.
 
2013-02-15 04:15:20 PM  
The reason cops prevent people from getting drunk and farking in public is because they are drunk, and probably won't be discrete, or even leave when they are done. That's what the actual problem is.

//Lives and works in the city centre of a city with a "get drunk and stab people" problem.
///I'm tired of mopping up blood and listening to people say "they're just blowing off steam! Who cares?".
 
2013-02-15 04:18:58 PM  
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I say let'em go
 
2013-02-15 04:19:33 PM  
Victim less? What if they had sars? Or herpes? Or super aids?

I'd still like to see the chick tho. He looks like a dbag. I bet she was hot.
 
2013-02-15 04:20:41 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I say let'em go


Oh god yes get it started.
 
2013-02-15 04:23:11 PM  
At least they didn't charge him with underage drinking.
 
2013-02-15 04:23:12 PM  

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: Victim less? What if they had sars? Or herpes? Or super aids?

I'd still like to see the chick tho. He looks like a dbag. I bet she was hot.


Keep your ghonnaherpasyphilaids, thank you very much

/drunks and were persistent to want to fark in the same place?
//freaks under the sheets
///no sheets required
 
2013-02-15 04:23:25 PM  
Straight couple farking in public: slap on the wrist, go get a room you crazy kids!
Gay couple farking in public: Go to jail, do not pass go.
 
2013-02-15 04:24:12 PM  
Seen leaving the scene, then later returning

Joel would be proud of your reference
 
2013-02-15 04:27:43 PM  
That's not "Fark", that's "predictable, because they were drunk".

Always assume a drunk is going to do the dumbest possible thing at any given moment and you will find yourself rarely disappointed.
 
2013-02-15 04:31:00 PM  
FTA: The woman escaped, however, while the officer struggled with Williams but was able to put him in handcuffs, the report said.

Chick just bailed on the dude.  You've learned a valuable lesson here today, son.
 
2013-02-15 04:31:15 PM  
Gah.  Two drunks farking is probably even more unsightly than two dogs with mange farking a cat.
 
2013-02-15 04:32:16 PM  

ITGreen: Chick just bailed on the dude. You've learned a valuable lesson here today, son.


Yeah, taking the rap will get him all sorts of pity sex from women who see that as some sort of character saving move.
 
2013-02-15 04:32:37 PM  

davidphogan: Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.

It seems like the indecent exposure part was caused by the cop. I wonder if that charge will hold up?


I have nothing to cite here, but having lived in Charleston before, I believe "indecent exposure" could translate into sex offender charges.

Feel free to correct me.
 
2013-02-15 04:33:16 PM  

gadian: ITGreen: Chick just bailed on the dude. You've learned a valuable lesson here today, son.

Yeah, taking the rap will get him all sorts of pity sex from women who see that as some sort of character saving move.


Can I "unlikely" tag user comments?
 
2013-02-15 04:38:30 PM  
Dude, when the cops give you a warning and tell you to leave.......LEAVE.

/and count your blessings that they let you walk
//it's idiots like you that make them less likely to let people walk away
///have been allowed to walk away a few times in life
 
2013-02-15 04:38:53 PM  
We can't accurately decide if this was justified or not without seeing the woman.
 
2013-02-15 04:40:50 PM  

topcon: We can't accurately decide if this was justified or not without seeing the woman.


truth.  Cop could've been saving the dude from a drunken mistake.
 
2013-02-15 04:43:18 PM  

Walker: Victim-less crime. Leave them alone.


Kinda like fisting someone in the dark?
 
2013-02-15 04:44:06 PM  
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Since they were in Marion Square I'll bet you she is a College of Charleston girl.

Here's what the College of Charleston website shows a College of Charleston girl looking like. I choose the redhead.

http://www.cofc.edu/campuslife/index.php

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2013-02-15 04:45:11 PM  

basemetal: Dude, when the cops give you a warning and tell you to leave.......LEAVE.

/and count your blessings that they let you walk
//it's idiots like you that make them less likely to let people walk away
///have been allowed to walk away a few times in life


I've only ever been warned by a cop once.  At a party at an apartment in college many years ago.  I was 21.  I went out onto the porch of the apartment with a drink in my hand.  The cop asked if I was 21, I said yes.  He then said he could arrest me for drinking in public.  I said "Okay, sorry" and walked back inside.

SIMPLE!

Of course, this was in the days before Youtube, Facebook, or any social media sites existed, and I didn't have the need to make a "fight the man" video and post it online, not that I could have back then.
 
2013-02-15 04:48:01 PM  
So no pic of the bimbo but of course a picture of the evil, brain washing, sinister guy... farking ridiculous double standard bullshiat. How is it some how the girl is "unknown"?
 
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