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(The Sun)   Man lives with 15 inflatable toys & says he would marry his favorite. The Sun is there   ( divider line
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9777 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2013 at 2:48 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-15 03:02:48 PM  
6 votes:

cgraves67: There was once a research study that was investigating turkey reproductive instinct. They quickly determined that a tom turkey would fark anything that looked like a female turkey including a dead female turkey's head on a stick.

Sometimes I wonder if some alien scientists are doing similar tests on our species.

Don't be too judgmental until you've f*cked a  dead female turkey's head on a stick.
2013-02-15 03:20:05 PM  
5 votes:
Wait 'til he meets the father.

2013-02-15 02:12:22 PM  
5 votes:
I hope he is having gentle premarital sex or he may prematurely pop the questioned.
2013-02-15 05:17:34 PM  
2 votes:

ciberido: Bastard Toadflax: I'm racking my brain trying to remember the name of a British musician who plays the piano and writes extremely clever songs, including one about his affair with an inflatable woman. Anyone know who I'm talking about? He has bright orange hair... No, not carrot top.

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Is there a Harkonnen among you?

You're Dune it wrong.
2013-02-15 03:52:36 PM  
2 votes:

Snarfangel: Wait 'til he meets the father.

He might like the mother better.
2013-02-15 03:24:28 PM  
2 votes:
Meh, he needs to learn from the master (SFW)
2013-02-15 03:17:11 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-15 03:12:39 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-15 03:11:30 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-15 03:01:54 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-15 03:01:19 PM  
2 votes:

uncleacid: Love is in the air.

It's a low-pressure relationship.
2013-02-15 02:54:49 PM  
2 votes:
Has anyone made a blow job joke yet?
2013-02-15 02:20:04 PM  
2 votes:

In fairness, it's TOTALLY asking for it
2013-02-15 02:18:15 PM  
2 votes:
See! First it's gay marriage, and now people are wanting to marry inflatable toys! Slippery slope indeed....
2013-02-15 04:32:10 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: See! First it's gay marriage, and now people are wanting to marry inflatable toys! Slippery slope indeed....
Next thing you know it will be ducks.
2013-02-15 04:31:29 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised he can afford so many what with inflation and all...
2013-02-15 04:12:21 PM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: man, not even really worth a comment. But I'll make one, which is to say that there are plenty of genuine, bonafide weirdos out there, especially wh

This isn't that weird...

1. Pee Wee Hermann married a fruit salad many years ago.
2. Years later Peter Griffin almost married a pie.

I think a blow up doll would be a little more reasonable.
2013-02-15 03:18:10 PM  
1 vote:
Found it:

Inflatable You
Your love for me is not debatable
Your sexual appetite's insatiable
You never ever make me waitable
Delectable, inflatable you.
You don't have problems with your weight at all
You never steal food off my plate at all
I never have to masturbate at all
Unstoppable, inflatable you.
You never seem to menstruate at all
So you're not angry when I'm late at all
I feel permanently felatable
Unpoppable, inflatable you.
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid we might drown
We could just float forever whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around.
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
You always do what you are toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable consolable you.
My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you 'round to watch the footable
And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
Commutable, refutable you.
You're never sensitive or tickley
When I rub you my skin goes prickerly
It's know an static electricity
Felicity when I'm kissing you.
Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you.
Any sexual position's feasible
Although you don't bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you.
You don't complain about my hairy back
Or 'bout the inches that downstairs I lack
You're not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.
Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all up with a tissue
I bet my jealous friend all wish you
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.
Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
And I won't let you down.

Tim Minchin 2003.
2013-02-15 02:35:33 PM  
1 vote:
Completely stupid, fake attention whoring by both the Sun and the man, not even really worth a comment. But I'll make one, which is to say that there are plenty of genuine, bonafide weirdos out there, especially when it comes to, um, dolls. Here's a video to get started if you haven't seen's a clip from a much longer show which will give you nightmares.
2013-02-15 02:27:53 PM  
1 vote:
I wondered when Looners (Wiki, SFW) would turn up here.
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