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2013-02-15 04:32:10 PM

scottydoesntknow: See! First it's gay marriage, and now people are wanting to marry inflatable toys! Slippery slope indeed....


bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com
Next thing you know it will be ducks.
 
2013-02-15 04:39:31 PM

Bastard Toadflax: I'm racking my brain trying to remember the name of a British musician who plays the piano and writes extremely clever songs, including one about his affair with an inflatable woman. Anyone know who I'm talking about? He has bright orange hair... No, not carrot top.


www.davidlynch.de
Is there a Harkonnen among you?
 
2013-02-15 04:56:48 PM
Considering they're common pool toys and not sex dolls...I don't know if that makes it better or worse. I mean, I can almost understand living with a harem of sex dolls. Inflatable dragons and sharks? That just doesn't compute.
 
2013-02-15 04:57:41 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Elegy: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Elegy: Meh, he needs to learn from the master (SFW)

funnyjunk doesn't like us

Whoops. I just picked the first link off my GIS that had a high resolution pic of that particular thread. Should have looked closer, sorry for linking to blatant content thieves. I hate those guys.

Yeah it works if you copy and paste, and worth the look. (And the nausea.)


Word on the street is that particular guy ended up leaving his wife and kids for the dolls. I think he was an alcoholic as well.
 
2013-02-15 04:58:15 PM
www.thebuzzmedia.com
 
2013-02-15 05:10:23 PM
That's why there are mental hospitals. I mean Non Compos Mentis
 
2013-02-15 05:17:34 PM

ciberido: Bastard Toadflax: I'm racking my brain trying to remember the name of a British musician who plays the piano and writes extremely clever songs, including one about his affair with an inflatable woman. Anyone know who I'm talking about? He has bright orange hair... No, not carrot top.

[www.davidlynch.de image 244x351]
Is there a Harkonnen among you?


You're Dune it wrong.
 
2013-02-15 05:20:28 PM
I was going to ask what his fark handle was, but I saw someone mention Kwame.

So instead, I'll talk about the article.


Seems to me I can understand a bit of this and even tie it into pack-rats.

We all find things that we like.  Be it a ring, a desk toy, a favored bowl or super neat contraption.
We find an object and we marvel at it, it's construction, shape, size, etc.
In these other people that affectation just goes completely wonky in one way or another.  They marvel at every little thing like children in a toy aisle, or they have more selective tastes and obsess over a certain genre of things.

It can be seen in primates, even in other mammals such as dogs, even birds. They find a thing and take it as their own, sometimes it turns into an obsession.  A shiny thing, a chewy thing, a tool or weapon.

It's not an emotional attachment in a healthy person, it's desire of ownership, a need to want to make it yours, to keep it from others.

Our entire culture is built around the very human desire to possess things.  Even supposedly healthy people will freak out if their possessions are  perceived to be in danger.  Run back into the burning house to grab, or otherwise go through laborious effort to preserve, a photo album? Computer?
Start sweating when a favored pair of rare shoes get a tiny bit dirty?
I saw a dude start to cry when someone spilled food on the floor in the backseat of his car. (100% water soluble syrup)
Know someone who "collects" pens? Stamps?  DVD's?

These things are not new, but when we see someone with a rarer obsession than our own we all freak out as if he's some sort of antichrist to be reviled or ridiculed.

I find this humorous.
/we are all crazy cakes
//absolute wack-a-doo
 
2013-02-15 05:28:46 PM
In other news: The Sun makes shiat up
 
2013-02-15 05:31:00 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [img94.imageshack.us image 534x388]


You will be receiving a bill in the mail from the State of Wisconsin for one new keyboard.  If bill is not paid, in full, by 30 days upon receiving bill;  the state will personally send Gov. Scott Walker to collect.  Have a nice day.

/that pic has me tearing up
 
2013-02-15 05:41:22 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: swankywanky: is his name  Takeo Nomura?

//Nothing is obscure on FARK

I'm going to guess "The Tatami Galaxy" anime.

/Not sure of the character's name.


Robopocalypse - he's one of the main characters and has a ...thing....for his fake wife.
 
2013-02-15 06:27:18 PM
I'm in love with a rubber doll, Im in love! Whenever I want a jump all I need is some energy and a bicycle pump. I'm in love with a rubber doll!

/Heard some comedian sing that on the radio years ago.
 
2013-02-15 06:33:31 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: In fairness, it's TOTALLY asking for it


Wow, that would be weird.
 
2013-02-15 06:41:01 PM

Bastard Toadflax: I'm racking my brain trying to remember the name of a British musician who plays the piano and writes extremely clever songs,


Bastard Toadflax: Tim Minchin 2003.


Minchin's an Aussie, BTW.

Think he's probably based in the UK these days. Very funny guy.
 
2013-02-15 07:04:49 PM

L.D. Ablo: I wondered when Looners (Wiki, SFW) would turn up here.


Ok, that was one of the strangest things I've read in a long time. Far be it from me to pass judgement, each to their own, but I just find that....confusing to say the least.

/the lawn, off if
 
2013-02-15 07:34:59 PM
img10.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-15 07:40:03 PM

omeganuepsilon: I was going to ask what his fark handle was, but I saw someone mention Kwame.

So instead, I'll talk about the article.


Seems to me I can understand a bit of this and even tie it into pack-rats.

We all find things that we like.  Be it a ring, a desk toy, a favored bowl or super neat contraption.
We find an object and we marvel at it, it's construction, shape, size, etc.
In these other people that affectation just goes completely wonky in one way or another.  They marvel at every little thing like children in a toy aisle, or they have more selective tastes and obsess over a certain genre of things.

It can be seen in primates, even in other mammals such as dogs, even birds. They find a thing and take it as their own, sometimes it turns into an obsession.  A shiny thing, a chewy thing, a tool or weapon.

It's not an emotional attachment in a healthy person, it's desire of ownership, a need to want to make it yours, to keep it from others.

Our entire culture is built around the very human desire to possess things.  Even supposedly healthy people will freak out if their possessions are  perceived to be in danger.  Run back into the burning house to grab, or otherwise go through laborious effort to preserve, a photo album? Computer?
Start sweating when a favored pair of rare shoes get a tiny bit dirty?
I saw a dude start to cry when someone spilled food on the floor in the backseat of his car. (100% water soluble syrup)
Know someone who "collects" pens? Stamps?  DVD's?

These things are not new, but when we see someone with a rarer obsession than our own we all freak out as if he's some sort of antichrist to be reviled or ridiculed.

I find this humorous.
/we are all crazy cakes
//absolute wack-a-doo


There's nothing wrong with his collection, but when he talks about marrying his favorite we start to think he's kind of nuts.
 
2013-02-15 09:01:02 PM

fumb duck: [img10.imageshack.us image 800x602]


Doll's by Frehley's Comet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMiYpjE1jVA
 
2013-02-15 09:38:24 PM
Poly Urathane
Such a pretty name.

/Unknown Hinsen
//If I remember, don't want to try to find or post link on the phone.
 
2013-02-15 09:44:33 PM
http://unknownhinson.com/index.php?page=music
 
2013-02-15 11:18:20 PM
he's a veritable Wayne Lenahan


/guy i used to work with
/floated around in hot seniors' pools on inflatable swans and such
 
2013-02-16 12:23:02 AM
isn't that legal in Boston?
 
2013-02-16 02:22:15 AM
This guy is a bigger sad sack than Chris Chan.  I didn't even think that was possible.
 
2013-02-16 05:24:47 AM
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is obvious the supplier, "Yourplastic pal who's fun to be with!"
 
2013-02-16 11:09:11 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [img94.imageshack.us image 534x388]


I've had a bad run of luck with women lately...So I get me one of them inflatable dolls and,honestly,it was going pretty good...But son of a biatch,I'm down at the bar last night and they tell me there's some inflatable guy looking for me....
 
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