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(Denver Post)   You're traveling to the airport. Did you remember to close the garage? Set automatic lights? Coat your spark plug cables with coyote urine?   (denverpost.com ) divider line
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2013-02-15 03:05:59 PM  
3 votes:
Okay, I coated the coyotes with spark plugs, and put them in the garage. How does this help me get to the airport?
2013-02-15 03:00:03 PM  
2 votes:

sweet-daddy-2: How the hell do they get that high into the engine well?
Imagine the stink after your engine heats up.
Can't they set coyotes loose in the lot ;-)


Yeah, and then gorillas to take care of the coyote problem. And when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
2013-02-15 04:21:53 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: My mother used to work at Dollar Rent-a-car at the Denver Airport.

She said:
That is so weird, because being I was the person in Admin. that was in charge of Accident and Damaged Rental Cars, when I would take my Camera and go out every Morning and Evening to do my paperwork, there would be Rabbits running around all over the place. A lot of Baby Rabbits too.  My Mechanic would find them sometimes under the Hood, hiding there to keep warm, but I remember him telling me he found a lot of wires that were chewed!

/I don't know why she randomly capitalizes words.


Because she's an illiterate retard?
2013-02-15 03:57:52 PM  
1 vote:
"Fox urine can be purchased at many hunting shops."

Sweet...looks like I've finally got the idea for that business I've been wanting to start.
2013-02-15 03:29:53 PM  
1 vote:
It's no surprise that rabbits were able
To eat foods not vege-table
The rabbits in chorus
Say "these wires are for us -
That's why they're called 'jumper cable'"
2013-02-15 03:22:52 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: sweet-daddy-2: How the hell do they get that high into the engine well?
Imagine the stink after your engine heats up.
Can't they set coyotes loose in the lot ;-)

But don't set the coyotes loose if you're already putting coyote urine in the engine compartment.  Or else it'll be coyote orgies all over your car.



Sound like starting down a path to the point where we are counting on the cold weather to kill off the gorillas.
2013-02-15 03:20:28 PM  
1 vote:
FTA:  [building] perches for predator hawks and eagles.

About that cunning plan of yours...
www.ww2aircraft.net
2013-02-15 03:17:17 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: sweet-daddy-2: How the hell do they get that high into the engine well?
Imagine the stink after your engine heats up.
Can't they set coyotes loose in the lot ;-)

But don't set the coyotes loose if you're already putting coyote urine in the engine compartment.  Or else it'll be coyote orgies all over your car.


That could get ugly.
2013-02-15 03:15:57 PM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: Mechanics say coating the wires with fox or coyote urine can rob the rabbits of their appetite. Fox urine can be purchased at many hunting shops.

Or just find a cooperative fox.


newsimg.bbc.co.uk
2013-02-15 03:11:22 PM  
1 vote:

Questing for the Holy Grail
2.bp.blogspot.com
justastar.com
Better find a coyote

2013-02-15 03:05:17 PM  
1 vote:

ITGreen: sweet-daddy-2: How the hell do they get that high into the engine well?
Imagine the stink after your engine heats up.
Can't they set coyotes loose in the lot ;-)

Yeah, and then gorillas to take care of the coyote problem. And when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.


I'm more concerned about them building the roosts; encouraging birds to congregate around an airport probably isn't the best idea.
gja
2013-02-15 03:01:17 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/knows just what to do with cute fuzzy bunnies
2013-02-15 03:00:54 PM  
1 vote:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH *MY* PISS?!?!?!?!
 
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