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(FB Photos) NewsFlash The answer to "what would happen if a...." question a few links down   (sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net) divider line 66
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2013-02-15 11:26:17 AM  
OK fark DELETE THIS ahahahaha
 
2013-02-15 11:27:30 AM  
wtf
 
2013-02-15 11:28:17 AM  
wat
 
2013-02-15 11:28:42 AM  
I farked up.  New link submission is up. Nothing to see here. Move along
 
2013-02-15 11:28:55 AM  
Green this just for the hell of it!
 
2013-02-15 11:29:54 AM  
Jerry!  Did you pay the bologna man?  He's angry and wants to strangle a fish.
 
2013-02-15 11:30:11 AM  
OH SWEET BABY JEBUS just a mere copy paste error O_O
 
2013-02-15 11:30:50 AM  

gambitsgirl: I farked up.  New link submission is up. Nothing to see here. Move along


hahahahah
 
2013-02-15 11:31:07 AM  
ok I'm glad it wasn't my ass or tits or something.

A FREAKING METEORITE HIT FREAKING SIBERA
 
2013-02-15 11:31:59 AM  

gambitsgirl: ok I'm glad it wasn't my ass or tits or something.


Please proceed!
 
2013-02-15 11:32:08 AM  

make me some tea: gambitsgirl: I farked up.  New link submission is up. Nothing to see here. Move along

hahahahah


I would love to blame the new submission format but I was just stupidity and an old link :-/
 
2013-02-15 11:32:49 AM  

gambitsgirl: ok I'm glad it wasn't my ass or tits or something.

A FREAKING METEORITE HIT FREAKING SIBERA


Is the pic supposed to be of the alien that landed with it?
 
2013-02-15 11:33:48 AM  
Another vote for green here!
 
2013-02-15 11:34:11 AM  

gambitsgirl: make me some tea: gambitsgirl: I farked up.  New link submission is up. Nothing to see here. Move along

hahahahah

I would love to blame the new submission format but I was just stupidity and an old link :-/


I can't even follow how you accidentally submitted this.  I mean, how do you stumble onto the link submission page, fill it out, and not notice?
 
2013-02-15 11:34:29 AM  

markie_farkie: gambitsgirl: ok I'm glad it wasn't my ass or tits or something.

Please proceed!



my high ass

www.onegentleman.biz
 
2013-02-15 11:35:35 AM  
THIS IS IT FOLKS!  THE GREYS HAVE STARTED THEIR INVASION OF EARTH VIA FACEBOOK!  HIDE YO' WOMEN!
 
2013-02-15 11:35:40 AM  
What is this I don't even
 
2013-02-15 11:36:51 AM  

scottydoesntknow: gambitsgirl: ok I'm glad it wasn't my ass or tits or something.

A FREAKING METEORITE HIT FREAKING SIBERA

Is the pic supposed to be of the alien that landed with it?



GAT_00: gambitsgirl: make me some tea: gambitsgirl: I farked up.  New link submission is up. Nothing to see here. Move along

hahahahah

I would love to blame the new submission format but I was just stupidity and an old link :-/

I can't even follow how you accidentally submitted this.  I mean, how do you stumble onto the link submission page, fill it out, and not notice?



I submitted the real like after I farked this up.  When submitting the url I just pasted and didn't even pay attention to what it said - obviously I hadn't grabbed the new url of the story. That photo was from a different thread last night :-/
 
2013-02-15 11:37:15 AM  
Plus one, and it looks like you need coffee!!
 
2013-02-15 11:37:23 AM  

gambitsgirl: A FREAKING METEORITE HIT FREAKING SIBERA


By the look of the picture, you sure it didn't hit your face?
 
2013-02-15 11:37:37 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Another vote for green here!


STFU
 
2013-02-15 11:37:38 AM  
+1 because I follow the crowd.
 
2013-02-15 11:38:07 AM  

gambitsgirl: I submitted the real like after I farked this up. When submitting the url I just pasted and didn't even pay attention to what it said - obviously I hadn't grabbed the new url of the story. That photo was from a different thread last night :-/


Ah, got it.
 
2013-02-15 11:38:42 AM  
ok listen. I'm SURE someone's sister is farking their dogs babysitter to vomit porn SOMEWHERE in a tfers life. THIS is not news.
 
2013-02-15 11:39:26 AM  
Sorry, gambitsgirl, you lived by the Fark greenlight and you died by the Fark greenlight.
 
2013-02-15 11:39:29 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: gambitsgirl: A FREAKING METEORITE HIT FREAKING SIBERA

By the look of the picture, you sure it didn't hit your face?



I'm trying new makeup. Not quite got the hang of it.
 
2013-02-15 11:39:44 AM  
gambitsgirl:
I submitted the real like after I farked this up.  When submitting the url I just pasted and didn't even pay attention to what it said - obviously I hadn't grabbed the new url of the story. That photo was from a different thread last night :-/

Too bad that link will never see the light of day while this one racks up comments. Made me laugh this morning though so thanks!
 
2013-02-15 11:40:20 AM  

gambitsgirl: THIS is not news.


Uhh, because 15 upvotes, it's news now..
 
2013-02-15 11:41:31 AM  

Chariset: Sorry, gambitsgirl, you lived by the Fark greenlight and you died by the Fark greenlight.



no you see I have to be at the school in 45 minutes and I can't babysit a train wreck.
 
2013-02-15 11:41:47 AM  

gambitsgirl: ok listen. I'm SURE someone's sister is farking their dogs babysitter to vomit porn SOMEWHERE in a tfers life. THIS is not news.


Also, if you hadn't posted the Weeners, odds are this would've disappeared into TF history, but you HAD to bring attention to it! Lol
 
2013-02-15 11:41:59 AM  
Most will bash you for the link, I'm going to bash you for using NewsFlash for something that was greened last night at 1:00 AM.
 
2013-02-15 11:43:01 AM  

scottydoesntknow: gambitsgirl: ok listen. I'm SURE someone's sister is farking their dogs babysitter to vomit porn SOMEWHERE in a tfers life. THIS is not news.

Also, if you hadn't posted the Weeners, odds are this would've disappeared into TF history, but you HAD to bring attention to it! Lol


If you had posted Weeners, it would have been a much better thread.
 
2013-02-15 11:43:06 AM  

gambitsgirl: STFU


Oh...it's ON now!
 
2013-02-15 11:43:19 AM  

sweetpeteman: Most will bash you for the link, I'm going to bash you for using NewsFlash for something that was greened last night at 1:00 AM.


There was an alien invasion then too?!
 
2013-02-15 11:43:33 AM  

gambitsgirl: I can't babysit a train wreck.


Don't worry.. We are trained professionals.  We'll take things from here.  You have nothing to worry about.  Your reputation is safe with us.
 
2013-02-15 11:43:34 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Plus one, and it looks like you need coffee!!


I need xanax now


nekom: +1 because I follow the crowd.


there are tits on tf I'm sure. go follow them there :-/


scottydoesntknow: gambitsgirl:
I submitted the real like after I farked this up.  When submitting the url I just pasted and didn't even pay attention to what it said - obviously I hadn't grabbed the new url of the story. That photo was from a different thread last night :-/

Too bad that link will never see the light of day while this one racks up comments. Made me laugh this morning though so thanks!



:D glad this link which SHALL BE RED made you laugh

markie_farkie: gambitsgirl: THIS is not news.

Uhh, because 15 upvotes, it's news now..



If this is my first green I will lose faith in humanity
 
2013-02-15 11:44:13 AM  

gambitsgirl: markie_farkie: gambitsgirl: THIS is not news.

Uhh, because 15 upvotes, it's news now..


If this is my first green I will lose faith in humanity


But hey, you'll have a greenlight.
 
2013-02-15 11:44:23 AM  
What we need now is the question that this picture answers.
 
2013-02-15 11:44:57 AM  
damnitalltohell
 
2013-02-15 11:45:15 AM  

gambitsgirl: AlwaysRightBoy: Plus one, and it looks like you need coffee!!

I need xanax now


It's looking like you'll probably need Valium by the end of the day.
 
2013-02-15 11:45:28 AM  

Shostie: What we need now is the question that this picture answers.


42
 
2013-02-15 11:46:30 AM  
What happens when you drop acid and have sex with a chandelier?
 
2013-02-15 11:47:04 AM  

Shostie: What we need now is the question that this picture answers.


"Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2014? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?"
 
2013-02-15 11:47:55 AM  
"Surgical reduction of the human mouth -- has it gone too far?"
 
2013-02-15 11:50:28 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: gambitsgirl: STFU

Oh...it's ON now!


photos.imageevent.com
 
2013-02-15 11:50:35 AM  
see... it's slowed down already cept for a few individuals oddly attracted to alien women. just a mere ripple. off to the school.


42 is correct
 
2013-02-15 11:51:10 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: gambitsgirl: STFU

Oh...it's ON now!



;-)
 
2013-02-15 11:51:30 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-15 11:51:40 AM  

gambitsgirl: a few individuals oddly attracted to alien women.


There's nothing "odd" about it.
 
2013-02-15 11:53:54 AM  

Shostie: [i.imgur.com image 461x403]


"I'm not saying I'm an alien, but... I'm an alien."
 
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